Humorous and funny Yoga poems and/or funny poems about Yoga. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Yoga funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Goat Yoga - It's Totally Baaaamy
goat yoga
relaxes body and mind –
no kidding!
Do watch this clip on the BBC website!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-isle-of-man-44473950/goat-yoga-you-must-be-kidding
7/3/18
Written by
Rob Cochran
Categories:
body, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Adventures In Yoga
What sort of abstract performance art
Have I suddenly become a part?
It was not my intent to be bent
Beyond the limits of my body's content.
I'm not accustomed to being nose to nose
With my toes, my knees, or elbows
And I fear that everyone knows
No matter how hard I try
I cannot touch my ear to my thigh!
Just relax and breath deep. That's right; let it go
And act like I love it so people won't know
The agony to which I've resigned
In order to get my chakras aligned.
Written by
Noel Flater
Categories:
12th grade, anger, dark, funny, sports,
When But Then Yoga
When But Then Yoga
When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is scratching and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing
But
Your snake pose bites and
Your sphinx pose speaks and
Your child pose gets mad and
Your warrior one gets shot and
Your warrior two goes down and
Your corpse pose stiffens.
Then
Your yoga journey ends.
NoelsArt
Comments: I updated this poem dedicated to me, the world’s stiffest yoga dude. I think it flows a little better. I like, love, hate, love tinkering with my poems. Namaste. FEEDBACK WELCOME
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Chair Yoga
I sit in a comfy chair
...imagining me
…doing Yoga