Funny Poems About Yoga or Yoga Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Yoga poems and/or funny poems about Yoga. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Yoga funny poems!

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous,

Goat Yoga - It's Totally Baaaamy

goat yoga relaxes body and mind – no kidding! Do watch this clip on the BBC website! www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-isle-of-man-44473950/goat-yoga-you-must-be-kidding 7/3/18

Written by Rob Cochran
Categories: body, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Adventures In Yoga

What sort of abstract performance art
Have I suddenly become a part?
It was not my intent to be bent
Beyond the limits of my body's content.
I'm not accustomed to being nose to nose
With my toes, my knees, or elbows
And I fear that everyone knows
No matter how hard I try
I cannot touch my ear to my thigh!
Just relax and breath deep. That's right; let it go
And act like I love it so people won't know
The agony to which I've resigned
In order to get my chakras aligned.


Written by Noel Flater
Categories: 12th grade, anger, dark, funny, sports,

When But Then Yoga

When But Then Yoga

When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is scratching and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing

But
Your snake pose bites and  
Your sphinx pose speaks and
Your child pose gets mad and
Your warrior one gets shot and
Your warrior two goes down and
Your corpse pose stiffens.

Then
Your yoga journey ends.

NoelsArt

Comments: I updated this poem dedicated to me, the world’s stiffest yoga dude.  I think it flows a little better. I like, love, hate, love tinkering with my poems. Namaste.  FEEDBACK WELCOME

Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor,

Chair Yoga

I sit in a comfy chair
                             ...imagining me 
                                                 …doing Yoga