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Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
change, humorous, irony, nursery rhyme,
Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!
09~30~16
Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
funny, words, write, write,
I wish I was a poet
a surgeon of verse many would know it
how do they express the sublime
with graceful words that don't even rhyme
it's amazing how they do it
I marvel at the beauty of a poem's spirit
maybe I could even write a poem
should it be jagged or should I flow it
I don't know I'm trying to think
I'm getting closer I'm on the brink
here it goes, it may be lame
but I write this poem just the same
the words aren't graceful, yes I know it
I'm still wishing I was a poet
Poem Details | by
Hidden Sister |
Categories:
humorous, write, me, write,
You want me to write something so you can laugh
I will try, but it's an art or a craft
How am I to make you giggle?
Does it have to be with rhyme or a riddle?
Your poetry tends to be dark
Will mine even be able to hit the mark.
Will this laugh I give come from the belly?
If it does then I must write real silly
You call yourself "A Poet Destroyer"
But I tend to think you're just a voyeur
You peek inside my head through my words
Sometimes me thinks what I write's for the birds
So I will try my hardest today
To make you laugh, in my own way.
I hope I get just a smile or a grin
Because this contest is something to win.
Poem Details | by
Harshath Vidheya |
Categories:
earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe, write,
Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
8th grade, funny, hilarious, humorous, judgement, write, writing,
Our distant cousin murders the English language every single time she trills.
WOYt is white, and Blah is black, and her long A’s can barely maneuver these hills.
AmbyEance means ambulance, and her R’s are a pure musician’s nemesis.
Uh-oh, here she comes, hiding behind a language couple, and she’s fully dressed.
Has she seen us? This cousin who has no idea that she’s a murderess through and through?
Oh, hi darling. We’d invite you to stay, but there’s only room in this restaurant for me and him, and these other two.
Poem Details | by
Regina Mcintosh |
Categories:
humor, humorous, poetry, poets, write,
I am not terribly bright
I simply like a good write
so that's how it goes
no skin off my nose
I hope I don't cause a fright
~
Paper and pen in my hand
Poems begin as I planned
They go their own way
I pound them like clay
With each one I make my stand
~
Rhymes that always have meter
They act a whole lot sweeter
They love being voiced
Each of them I hoist
Inside til I complete her
Poem Details | by
Greg Gaul |
Categories:
humor, introspection, meaningful, wisdom, write,
I've got little to say
that's not already cliche.
Bite Size Poem no. 6 Contest
Line Gauthier
Poem Details | by
Sathya Babu |
Categories:
funny, humor,
Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day
Poem Details | by
Anthony Scandrick Ii |
Categories:
anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,
You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry,
it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey
happy happy
poems
that make the sky
and everything around me
brighter
and me
and everything around me
much much lighter
Poem Details | by
Ingrid Showalter Swift |
Categories:
humorous, write,
Does it shimmer with confusion?
Quake with conclusion
Sulfate with the meanings residue
confound and astound you?
Does it rake and equivocate
Does it boil down and resonate
Does it shake your foundation and destroy your
condemnation?
If so your getting it right
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,
Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.
(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
I once wrote a poem about poop
Not a 'suitable subject' for soup
It’s something we all do
So I’ll write about pooh
Now a contest – Roy I’m **** a hoop!
NOT FOR CONTEST
26th July 2015
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
funny, repetition, write, writing,
I've read and read, and read it thrice
and each and every time
I found one missed spelled word or more
Hidden in the lines
And though I proof read once again
Once again I goofed
And if I have too, once again
I'll go right through the roof
Poem Details | by
Johnette Loefgren |
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
I wrote you a sonnet
you yawned and you sighed,
I wrote you a ballad
you tossed it aside
I wrote you a senryu
you said ,"Much too short!"
I wrote you a cinquain
you had no retort......
So I wrote you a check for a million and five,
and
you said,
"That's more like it,
your talent's
ALIVE!!!"
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
humorous,
1st
After a thundering wet stormy night
I opened up the frig and had a fright
And out scrambled like it had an invite
Six frightening crab legs came and excite
Just out of Alfred Hitchcock movie write
By Eve Roper 4/17/2015
2nd
Early morning rise, orange juice delight
When a six legged crab in the spotlight
Came scurrying at me with no invite
By Eve Roper 4/17/2015
Syllable Count:10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
Poem Details | by
Goode Guy |
Categories:
humor, uplifting, write, me,
what'll ya have?
Bring me a poem,
raw or cooked -
bring me some verse
in a book or a file
to sit and savor a while
my brain's a bit sedate
'n' craves a line of thought,
a blue-plated special bought
to elucidate
some observation or
piece of life
maybe crisp with line
both terse and sublime
my tongue's thirsting
some stanzas bursting
with beautiful poignancy
to wash it down, joyfully...
and bring a toonerism Spoo please
© Goode Guy 2013-04-03
for those unfamiliar...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
humor, lust,
Prim and improper
Cat House
Nine lies
For Judy Cronos's Footle contest
Poem Details | by
Nick Bagnall |
Categories:
funny, lifewrite, day, write,
I'm far too busy can't you see
Too busy to write poetry
So please forgive this silly rhyme
I really do not have the time
To write an epic verse or three
I'm far too busy can't you see
So many things I have to do
And all by yesterday, it's true
Then as the day comes to a close
I collapse into a chair and doze
And if I dream more poetry
I'll place it here for you to see
Before this day comes to it's end
I'll give you some advice my friend
Use every moment that's the key
I'm far too busy can't you see?
Thanks for the inspiration - you know who you are :)
Poem Details | by
Effie Blake |
Categories:
funny, imagination, on writing and words,
cliche
is hard to get
away from in writing --
your creativity's quicksand.
banal.
Poem Details | by
Phatt Matt |
Categories:
adventure, deep, funny, hope, imagination, spoken word, write,
Human nature is the cause
we can never ascend
but I want to go to the realm
a place much more
scary than I would like to pretend
a place where angels
and demons are in conflict
to me it would be
a weird tourist attraction
I won’t be taking photos
I would want to be
part of the action
of course the battle
would only be for the divine
that is why
I fight them in my mind
what if one day
it would materialize
a feat to be realized
Poem Details | by
Janet Eaton |
Categories:
how i feel, humor, snow,
The world has been covered in a blanket of white
The snow so deep there is no car in sight
The shovel should be out to start this fight
Yet I think I would rather sit here and write.