Humorous and funny Uncle poems and/or funny poems about Uncle. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Uncle funny poems!
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
death, funny,
Poor Uncle Tom
He lies in peace beneath this tree
where death by shock came suddenly.
That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-
he faced the storm before the calm.
April 16, 2019
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Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,
strange uncle
if i had another wish
i would want back my pet fish
for my uncle came to town
and in mothers dressing gown
served him on her fav'rite dish.
Written by
Anu Nayak
Categories:
funny,
My Funny Uncle
My funny Uncle!
Had bought a bag of field beans my Uncle when aunt had asked for their living room a bean bag!
10th October 2016
Written by
Roger Page
Categories:
funny
Uncle Sam
I’m proud to be a Yankee
they call us Uncle Sam,
We’re famous for our cola
and we invented spam.
We kicked out all the British
they taxed and kept us poor,
But then we started fighting
it was called the civil war
I’m proud to be a Yankee
now a super state,
You come here for your holidays
to enjoy the dollar rate,
We’ll greet you at the airport
with great big Donald Duck
And maybe you’ll see Mickey
if you’re really having luck.
I’m proud to be a Yankee
I drive a big flash car
It guzzles loads of gas
and a gallon won’t go far
Get a smaller car
I often hear them preach
But now it does not matter
B.P’s opened on the beach!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Uncle Duck
Once there was a man called Uncle Duck
no silly, a scholar with wide exposure is duck
Boasts Symbol of freedom is I,
symbol of happiness and fidelity is I
bloody post modern is duck.
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny, new years day,
Uncle Fred
Uncle Fred always hated his weight,
So, he resolved to put less on his plate.
It was hard for him to see,
Looking down to go pee,
And he almost crushed a hot date.
For the limerick in my pocket new years resolution limerick contest.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny, nonsense,
Uncle Scrooge Had Lost His Wallet
Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet
He went mad and chased a pullet
He fell down the glen
Ended in cow pen
Mr.Scrooge had to bite the bullet
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
family, funny,
Well, I'M a Monkey's Uncle
Mr. Darwin claimed that we are descended from the apes!
In zoos you may see your kin in various species, sizes and shapes.
Verily, verily if this be true that we are related to the monkey,
Then, I reckon it could be said that 'I'm truly a monkey's unkie!'
Robert L. Hinshaw, CSMgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny,
Uncle Solerino Had a Daughter
Uncle Solerino had a daughter El Niño
She was a pretty sweet little kittle albino
Her young brother Chlorophyll
Ended in jail of Gilgil
She whirled across the stage and married a quinquino
Written by
Clive Blake
Categories:
dark, death, family, fun, funeral, humor, sorrow,
Uncle Albert
He was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I shouted Uncle Albert,
He was who we visited when we went to see Uncle Albert.
But I'm sorry to say, he's now belated,
Sadly passed away, dead and cremated.
And what I can't understand,
And what I am eager to learn,
Is why has everyone stopped calling him Uncle Albert,
And started calling him Uncle Ern?
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
Uncle Gay Gayballs
Uncle Gay Gayballs gobbled down a big whale
It was a good killer who began to swell
It pressed his southern part
But Gay was very smart
He sat on Mister Bart and read Conan Doyle
Uncle Gay Gayballs/ Limerick Copyright (c) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 11/22/2014
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, sexy,
Uncle Dick - Bawdy
My uncle is married to Brandie -
A nympho who’s frequently randy
If she’s in the mood
He’s no chance of food -
Their dining table comes in handy!
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08/29/20
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
celebration, christmas, fun, hilarious, holiday, humor, humorous,
Uncle Bob's Christmas Stocking
Candy canes, sugar cookies and more
Sneaking joy into stockings galore
Except for Uncle Bob
Who was always a slob
His held brush, comb and blade he’d ignore
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December 13, 2021
Written by
Jacquelyn Sturge
Categories:
funny,
Uncle Tit
An old uncle we used to call Tit
So lazy he won't try to keep fit,
His belly he should loose
He could not see his shoes,
In a barrow he had to push it.
Written by
Phatt Matt
Categories:
appreciation, character, cool, humor, muse, mystery, power,
Uncle Sammy
Once long ago
In the streets of Atlantis
I lived next to
A natural born dog whisperer
The Pied Piper of dogs
The neighbourhood dogs
Followed uncle Sammy everywhere
Every time when he went
To go and chop wood
He was safe in the forest
With all our dogs
Rumour has it he could speak dog
How cool was that?
No unwanted guests ever came uninvited
The dogs he owned felt spoiled
That he could do their bidding
Tricks you name it
Oh, uncle Sammy the wonder
Of the streets of Atlantis…
Written by
Jean Marble
Categories:
funny,
Uncle Sam's Family (Limerick)
When I turned eighteen I met old Sam
and he looked as gentle as a lamb
but then his family
bore down quite hard on me
greased me, fleeced me took my money! Damn!
Written by
Lisa Costigan
Categories:
funny,
Uncle Bryn
Out for a drink with my uncle bryn
do u know him works in dyn
he bit of alckie likes his gin
he got hit last night on the chin haha funny as F**k laneded in bin
I just laughed and give him grin
He lost his phone and snapped his sim
he homeless now dont know where hes binn
i reckon he got mrs sticking it in i dont know but heard her name is lynne
she charged him fiver cause she on the game
rip off ***** she didnt charge me same .
well av nice night and dont get drunk and stay from lynne she rip off C**t
Written by
Mike A.
Categories:
allegory, funny, loveme, me,
Chasing Uncle Sam
Gimme a rhythm
Keep me in step
Grant me no freedom
I’ll do what you expect
Military rule
Keeps me in line
You play Uncle Sam
The role of Joe is mine
Basic training’s done
Move me along
Think I’m like the rest
And that’s where you are wrong
No one thinks like me
In this whole wheel
Of life which keeps turning
They know not how I feel
The rest are crazy
Wild at best
They’d kill for a chance
To slaughter all the rest
You understand me
And know how I feel
Pick me from the rest
‘cause these feelings are real
First date in Kabul
Then Iraq next
Lunch in Korea?
God save me from this mess!
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
death, funeral, giggle, humor, obituary,
Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe
Here lies my old Uncle Joe.
We sure weren’t sad to see him go.
He ripped off everyone he met.
Now his poor wife must pay his debt.
4/20/19
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, military,
Uncle Sam Needs Ewe
A military wife may screw
Each man on her husband's work crew
A Service wife
Repels all strife
Because she is One of The Few
Written by
Juliet Ligon
Categories:
age, america, funny, january, political, power, sad,
Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.
Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects of old age.
Let's give the man credit, though, seems he tries
and he can't remember he's telling lies.
1-18-2021
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, sad,
Uncle Joe
My Uncle Joe loved to engage in tickling
Especially young boys, it was sickening,
We wondered about him,
Hanging out at the gym
'Till he started openly soliciting!
Written by
Norman Purvis
Categories:
funny, money,
I Be a Monkeys Uncle
I be a Monkeys Uncle.
Well I be " A monkeys uncle"
Is a phrase.
Often heard in the northern race.
Refers to a street musician, with a monkey.
He would say, he was it's uncle.
It collected all the cash.
In a sash.
While he played the barrel organ.
But one day it ran away.
Taking the money with him.
He gave it to the kids.
Who spent it on toffee gigs.
The musician all Arie.
Having no money to buy.
His beer and rye.
Grabbed him by the neck, by heck.
No longer be I.
A monkeys uncle.
It's a lie.
....................................................
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
adventure, humor,
Uncle Mike's Island Encounter
Under the Banyan Tree
Underneath the banyan tree
Eating lunch so peacefully
What was that that dripped on me
Wet on shoulder, hip and knee
No one else – no, only me
Wondering what it could be
Looking up into the tree
No care that all of us could see
From lifted leg so gracefully
Yes there I was in old San Juan
Underneath the devil’s spawn
When suddenly I’m peed upon
Iguana pee
Written by
Mysty Summers
Categories:
fun, humor,
Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob came for a visit and let out a morbid gas of air.
08/18/2016