Humorous and funny Tyburn poems and/or funny poems about Tyburn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tyburn funny poems!
Written by
Michael Campbell
Categories:
children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,
Boys
Running
Leaping
Spinning
Crashing
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
engagement, funny love, marriage,
Wild Sugar Hand
Love Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny,
'defined Or Undefined'
sassy
snazzy
fuzzy
chatty
detailed with sassy, snazzy combined
add fuzzy, chatty… that's me defined
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Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny
Mud In the Heart
Muddy, dirty, badly, smelly
Gym locker socks, muddy dirty sty
sneaking, cheating badly smelly lie
Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
addiction, dark, drug, health, humor, kiss, sick,
Infectious Bar Floozy
Boozy
Oozy
Woozy
Floozy
Drug injected, boozy, oozy, Miss.
Flu infected, woozy, floozy kiss.
Written 1/20/18
Contest: Write Me a Tyburn
Hosted by: Kim Rodrigues
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Window Shopping At the Gym
WINDOW SHOPPING AT THE GYM
pomp flex
smooched pecs
glass necks
slaked sex
stocked Adonis pomp flex smooched pecs wink
gym’s monstrous blown glass necks, slaked sex drink
5/7/2017
Tyburn Form
Humor
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor,
Contortion Caution
CONTORTION CAUTION
Antic
Tantric
Frantic
Spastic
I warned you that antic tantric sex
Could turn you to frantic spastic wrecks
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
beauty, cat, humor,
Her Tabby Wasn'T Shabby
her tabby wasn't shabby
purring
petting
preening
probing
her purring pussy craved petting peeps,
preening herself fine, probing so deep.
connie pachecho
3/11/17
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
baby, food, humor,
Juniors Feeding Time
mellow
fellow
yellow
jello
Tot throws at the mellow fellows chair
as Dad primps his yellow jello hair
1-22-18
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Your Proud Aunt Sue
Tis true
as glue,
Aunt Sue
loves you
she talks about you incessantly,
speaks about you so flourescently.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
cat, humorous,
Cat Nip Ty
Given
Kitten
Smitten
Bitten
I was given a kitten named Doug
I’m smitten till bitten by the thug!
Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Charles Messina
2,2,2,2,9,9
8/6/19
Written by
Lyva Marty
Categories:
baby, giggle,
All That Gas-Ty
Honey
Bunny
Sunny
Funny
Honey Bunny infant coos gently,
Then sunny eyes roll— hiccups funny.
Your Turn For A Tyburn Contest, Charles Messina
13 August 2019
Written by
Parvanendu Babu
Categories:
blue, friendship, friendship love, funny love,
Pillow
Squashy
Mushy
Plushy
Smooshy
pillow, thou you are my bosom friend
who stands by me in my down and hard
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, silly, word play,
Itsy-Bitsy Mouse
itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...
She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
fun, happy, humorous,
Tyburn Comment Inspired By Kim Rodrigues
A TYBURN COMMENT
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funny,
smiley,
happy,
jokey,
a funny Tyburn makes me smiley,
so happy to read a jokey one!