Funny Poems About Twins or Twins Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Twins poems and/or funny poems about Twins. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Twins funny poems!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny, history,

Twins

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Twin babies lifted very high
Beauties would draw many a sight
What if they sagged way down
Not good sight around town
Without lift they've gone awry

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Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny, imagination, people

Twins In Name Only

Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill


Written by Keith D Trestrail
Categories: humorous,

Twins

 I only had eyes for you when we met
 and sexy blondes like you make me swoon, pet.
   O’ how we walked hand in hand
   and rolled naked in the sand…
“fu-ck you! That’s my sister, I’m the brunette!”

Written by Bill Lindsay
Categories: funny,

Twins Looking At Family Pics

. It's not you; it's me .

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous, tribute,

Identical Twins

Identical twins, they have a crisis Look-alikes, neither is known for niceness, Terry writes his poems While his brother ho-hums, And neither one has joined up with Isis.
An h/t Terry Flood's "Identity Crisis" Written November 26, 2022 [Terry is one of the most humorous writers on Poetry Soup.]


Written by Akadiri Lekan
Categories: confusion, children, funny,

The Twins

They grow so alike
In form and features,face and limb
Both looks tall and slim
They are john and mike

It puzzled kith and kin
Not a soul knows which
But waits on nature to teach
Which is which among the twin

This fatal likeness  of two brother
When there is an offence
causes confusion and argument,hence
one is mistakenly flogged for another

Written by Elton Camp
Categories: humor, , cute,

Are They Twins

Are They Twins?

By Elton Camp

To moms with children the same age
This foolish question can bring rage

Some irritating, grinning woman begins
“Oh, how cute--tell me, are they twins?”

“No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot
And on an impulse, I thought, “Why not?”

But, if in that town, the mother does live
It’s better a more courteous answer to give

“Yes, this is Meg and that one Bill”
She will then question it further still

Names the inquiry cannot forestall
“Are they identical,” she will call

“No, not quite,” the amused mom will snort
 “He’s coaxial cable, but she’s USB port.”

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: family, funny, humor, humorous,

The Outlet Twins

The two black and white mini-twins seemed surprised beyond surprised.
Their mouths were open like codfish in the middle of a yell.
These babies were stacked on top of each other when they caught my eye. 
Black-eyed babies, with elongated mouths showing a startle that fell.

“Don’t touch that!” My mommy screamed at me, as I began to reach
Now I was startled, just trying to comfort them, to take away their blue.
“They are dangerous!” she and my grandmother in unison shrieked.
They are twin-minis, I thought, having no fear at all, being two.

Written by Alex Klugman
Categories: funny,

What the Beautiful Twins

What the beautiful twins,
They are really the best.
That what I think,
Seeing neighbours breasts!

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: funny,

Practical Twins

the tablecloth stained -
old couple had gravy on
their chins, no napkins

Written by Alkas Poetry
Categories: allusion, brother, crazy, creation, hilarious, humorous, nonsense,

Stupid Twins

A crazy man in the mirror laughing
            from the other's face ...
            - What an ugly face, man!
            - What a horrible way to laugh ...
               ha,ha,ha,ha, you are ugly mine ...
           Another mad and angry one arrives  And yells !
            - Hey crazy, what are you doing
              laughing at me in the mirror !?
            The other replies:
            - And you, what are you doing
              using my face ...!?
              Aren't you ashamed... !?
           By chance they were crazy
           but also twin brothers !

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humorous,

couple as close as cojoined twins

Mr and Mrs Lattimore are not unlike conjoined twins
they go everywhere together
store, movie, restaurant, doctor’s, dentist,
it is as if they share a spinal column or a breast plate

prior to marriage they had separate names
separate lives
separate friends
separate relatives

they might as well sell their second car
it has not been used since their wedding twelve years ago
one of them is a relative
it might as well be both

they sit together at a table
answer questions directed to the other
if you call, you are put on speaker
speaking to both, never just one

I wonder if they use the same public restroom?