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Poem Details | by
Pj Gongora |
Categories:
conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,
Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking.
Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie.
For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.
Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.
Poem Details | by
Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories:
car, humor, satire, trust,
Me and my mechanic,
we be tight
Whenever my ride goes down,
he get it running right
My mechanic is a real auto pro,
when I send my car to him,
nowhere else do I need go
And on top of that,
he works with your checkbook,
he's very affordable
If you don't have a mechanic like mine,
when your car stops running, you're gonna be
reaching deep in your pockets every time
Paying for this, paying for that
Paying til you're down to your last dime,
and you're broke and have to walk
I suggest you walk right on over
to this good mechanic of mine,
he'll get your car back running fine ...
and leave some money in your pocket too
Saving you some leather on the bottom of your shoe
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
devotion, giggle, love, lust, sexy, song, trust,
Snuggling and cuddling,
Caressing and fondling,
And all those other tender things
That happen in the night.
Teasing and tickling,
Sighing and giggling,
And so much profound feeling
When we hold each other tight.
Poem Details | by
Daniel Turner |
Categories:
humorous, love,
One thought of her and your heart skips a beat
Which prompts the little boy inside to squirm
That sends a tingling feeling to your feet
You feel as clumsy as a pachyderm
The stomach starts to tumble like a weed
You're breath is labored like you ran a mile
The loneliness begins to feel the need
If that ain't love, then why that silly smile
And yet you tell yourself,"I'm not in love"
"I do not want this happening to me"
You never thought you'd find the one dreamed of
In all those dreams that end so happily
How quickly one forgets love causes pain
Love feels so good it short circuits the brain
July 16 2017
by Daniel Turner
Poem Details | by
Chrisdad Kojo Arthur |
Categories:
betrayal, hilarious, humanity, hyperbole, relationship, repetition, trust,
HUMBLE REQUEST
Life,if you could be nice to me for a second,
Trust me, I will make you proud
I will grow to become a legend
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
Trust me, I will make you proud
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
You, success and I will become one family
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
You, success and I will become one family
Love, joy and happiness will we share
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
under one roof we lay
Love, joy and happiness will we share
So life, please be nice and pave the way.
Poem Details | by
Julian Bohan |
Categories:
betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,
URAN'S WILLY
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
Story:
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The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
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Poem Details | by
Jesse Day |
Categories:
confusion, funny, hope, muse, satire, trust, truth,
I struggle to tell her this truth,
I consult with her pleasing smile.
Woe is a world where flaws exist,
As stains breed until flavors amend.
She hears me mince through fearful smarm,
Pandora hopes she leaves this peek alone.
A whim which daunts a doting kiss,
My muse weeps with this ugly breath.
If her heart breaks then mine will too,
She deserves a sweet little lie.
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Poem Details | by
Tony Devers |
Categories:
humorous, love, trust,
My love is constant as the clouds
That flit across the sky.
In sleep I call her name aloud
Though when awake I am too proud
To let her hear me cry.
My love is constant as the clouds
Her fertile valleys I have ploughed
And over them I fly.
In sleep I call her name aloud
Does her affection wear a shroud?
If so she won’t say why.
My love is constant as the clouds
She picked me from the madding crowd,
It’s her rules that apply.
In sleep I call her name aloud
With such sincerity avowed
Am I to be denied?
My love is constant as the clouds
In sleep I call her name aloud
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Duran |
Categories:
appreciation, conflict, fun, funny, love, trust,
With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the heart that I adore
What fancy way to cover excrement
And dress it up in fancy bows of love
Is your mind so hypnotized by heaven sent
you cant see past the elements of
A pseudo adornment? DOES NOT EXIST!
Promises of forever or never?
Fake news! C’mon, at least just spare me this!
No one can promise these things forever.
Love is a delicate thing to express;
not taken lightly, not used in excess.
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
art, assonance, celebrity, desire, grief, guitar, hair, how i feel, humorous, hyperbole, image, judgement, leaving, poets, proposal, true love, trust,
Flushed,
kicked to the curb and stunned,
waanning, waanning and crumbling crumbs,
dispelled as dumbed,
come backs like lakes of water aren't even fun,
toned and intonated,
17 things to endanger-
39 to reconnoiter,
there was nothing to do,
nowhere to go,
some people showed,
they were enhanced,
I was so gold-
aggrandized yet grow'd,
I couldn't even agree with the folks,
got stunned and littered as the roads,
melted plaster and recreated the last masters focused.
Poem Details | by
Samuel O. E. D'Phoenix |
Categories:
best friend, crush, desire, feelings, first love, funny love, trust,
Even if it took a thousand years,
Reaching you would still be near.
Indeed you must be a pearl,
Knowing this calms my fear;
And my gentle heart stares.
Oh! How odd are these words
Misleading as a wrong note on the cord
Ordering this joy to be bored
Rest assured this love is undying
Even though it comes from one in white clothing
Given to you for safe keeping
Endanger not, this treasured offering.
Poem Details | by
Gail Foster |
Categories:
england, humor, marriage, political, society, trust, wisdom,
From something old
Comes something new
A different shade
More red than blue
From Old Labour
Borrowing
Good favour
And
A following
by Gail
Poem Details | by
Memphis Stacks |
Categories:
adventure, allusion, art, betrayal, confidence, conflict, cool, corruption, crazy, culture, deep, extended metaphor, fantasy, fear, feelings, goodbye, humanity, humor, humorous, identity, life, literature, meaningful, metaphor, people, perspective, philosophy, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, relationship, symbolism, trust, voyage, wisdom, words, write, writing,
A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
animal, cat, funny, happy, tribute, trust, uplifting,
(TRIPLE HAIKU in fact...)
Awww...cats are so cute!
Rubbing against my 2 legs
Adoriddible!
I head to my room
They watch me like a shepherd
My sheep follow me!
My little buddy
Follows me into bathroom
Hope she turns her head
Poem Details | by
James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories:
funny, science, trust,
Researchers assume they can trust their GUT –
that is their Grand Unified Theory.
This simple answer is close, they think, but
the resolution’s still a bit bleary.
They’ve linked electromagnetic with weak,
on their way to full unification
but, for final culmination, must seek
the gravity of the situation.
They trust they’ll find the graviton one day,
through their particle acceleration.
Without this carrier to show the way,
they’re lacking complete illumination.
And thus they hesitate to claim they know,
since, still in the dark, they may stub their TOE.
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
confidence, humor, innocence, trust,
I don't make cold calls nor do I mail spam
Yet others accuse me of running a scam
A chance for a fortune - to get rich real quick
A solid gold ingot that's just a lead brick
Pass this on further just like a chain letter
A miracle cure all to make you feel better
The 'gyptians might build up their great pyramids
But I can scheme Ponzi - let's earn a few quid
Just give me your details to get to your bank
I'll empty your savings - no need to say thanks
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, life, trust, truth,
the actors
are much better now
the stage is set
invisible
the lighting is lit
natural
the costumes are stitched
realistic
they are
all around you
beautiful
believable
trust-able
listen closely
and
squint your eyes
to see them
or just
trust-me
Poem Details | by
Ann Foster |
Categories:
dog, friend, friendship, humorous, jesus, peace, trust,
Woof
Translated: small package
Four legs, four paws, big jaws,
fancy ears and a long tail.
My dog is from the pound.
What did I expect?
He is six foot at the shoulder,
Reads books, on Saturday nights.
But, sadly he won’t eat generic brand fudge cycles.
Only the best bunny ice-cream will do.
He was tiny really, just a bitty thing.
Slowly, slowly… Overnight! Life became all too real.
We laugh and talk, and it does not matter, now…
I work two jobs to bring home the bacon, and eggs and
chow and a cow, and, but still.
The surprise of my life, was a furry friend,
that gives more than I can.
God loves dogs,
big, and tiny, whiny small,
all.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, crazy, funny, humorous, light,
Playing Trivia Pursuit verifies I learn little
About things that don't concern people, animals, or us,
Biology, and zoology, I never fiddle.
And subjects like paleontology I do not fuss,
Median, means and mode in math to me means middle,
Historical data I could never try to rush,
Spanish to me is an impossible mysterious riddle,
When I think of all this knowledge, I marvel and I cuss
That I can successfully cook an omelet in a griddle,
Since I was stuck with my idiotic sad little brain trust.
Poem Details | by
Phoenix Szentesi |
Categories:
cute love, funny love, love,
One beautiful night you were standing there
On the other side of the dark pathway
I started to go over do I dare?
I try to think of words to maybe say
The moonlight makes your black hair look frozen
Wait no! What type of shocking line is that?
With the lack of light your eyes look sunken
I should just go and slink off as a cat!
He turned his head finding my nervous gaze
Gave me a smile I could barely see
Making my silly heartbeat start to raise
I returned his smile to show my glee
He said would it be wrong my little white dove
If I said trust me baby this is love
22/06/2017
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
humor, political,
Let God take the wheel.
Or so I've heard it said;
If he's the designated driver
Pray,
Trump passed his Drivers' Ed.
Poem Details | by
Dave Collins |
Categories:
emotions, funny love, humor, inspiration, poets, trust,
Directions;
Read the following short passage. Then choose your answer from the
list below. Choose only one.
"She's an eyeful, a smiling mouthful and putty in my hands,
a) ___sorry, I used to have those glands"
b) ___she loves like a Heavy Metal band"
c) ___the fairest Maiden in all the land"
d) ___I drown in your timeless sensuous sands"
Poem Details | by
Caycay Jennings |
Categories:
confusion, emotions, engagement, funny, lost, love, trust,
My love said to meet him at three
where steaks were the best that could be,
the chophouse.
I waited a long time and then
checked his firm before searching in
the courthouse.
Maybe drinks with clients for biz?
I checked a fave place for this, his
posh clubhouse.
Nothing, was he up to no good
somewhere no man does as he should -
the dollhouse?
There, I saw my beau kiss Miss Snow
so now he is found in Fido's
cold doghouse.
... CayCay
May 14, 2020
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny, sleep, trust,
If
you
want
her to
listen to
every word
you say & give
you her undivided
attention; just be sure
that you talk your sleep ..