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Poem Details | by
Cona Adams |
Categories:
humor,
We who remember outhouses
consider flushing toilets
the next thing to heaven.
Yet, we know, in heaven—
no need to search—
they do not exist.
The Apostle Paul said,
“We shall not all sleep,
but we shall all be changed.”
No freckles,
no cowlick,
no twisted bones,
no missing members,
no lack of understanding.
Questions will all be answered.
As we enter that pearl-encrusted gate,
as we gaze through those transparent
golden streets, never again
will there be a need to flush.
Poem Details | by
George Stanworth |
Categories:
funny, humorous, irony, satire, silly,
Miles and miles from Services,
and waiting for a tow.
There's never any toilets when you really need to go!
?Listening to wedding vows,
or going for a hike.
At times you need the toilet when the moment isn't right.
?Your parachute won't open.
You're screaming 'No, no, no!'
(There's never any toilets when you really need to go!)
Stuttering on Dragon's Den,
or in a twitter fight,
(and beating Katie Hopkins), now the timing isn't right!
You meet the local gangster,
who wants the cash you owe.
(There's never any toilets when you really need to go!)
You have to give a sample
at the Doctor's, and you know -
There's far too many toilets when you really cannot go!
?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, pee on the autobahn?