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Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny
After six months of living with you
I found it amazing how we grew
As the passion seemed to fade
The worst signs of this charade
Were the clothes I couldn’t fit into
Lovemaking’s a form of exercise
And then when it stopped, what a surprise
I asked you if I looked fat
You said, “There’s no truth in that”
As you consumed even more French fries
But the doctor’s scale would tell no lies
Some 25 pounds my weight did rise
Still you refused to believe
Just continued to deceive
Till friends noted YOUR increasing size
By Carolyn Devonshire
For Judy’s “Short Poem Contest”
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
hate, humor, love, relationship, today, together, uplifting,
Today,
I love you.
Today,
I hate you.
This week,
I love you,
This week,
I hate you.
Can this go on,
it has for years.
This love hate relationship,
is now over.
I am kicking you to the curb,
to the trash can you must go.
Did you figure me out,
I am your bathroom scale.
Hooray~you are gone.
Poem Details | by
Verlena S. Walker |
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen, teenage, together, vanity,
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Poem Details | by
Sidney Beck |
Categories:
funny,
SHOPPING TOGETHER
We went to the wood shop together
To select for the job the right timber -
Ooh, - laths, two-by-ones, maybe plywood ?
She was unmoved - finished, unfinished, one-side-good ?
Mmmm, - beech or oak or pine?
See the fine line and polished shine ?
She felt little emotion for my dowelling,
Any more than paper towelling.
She heard no timbre in struck timber,
No note she could remember :
It sent her to slumber
To encumber her mind with lumber -
It was all so much mumbo jumbo.
Standing with arms akimbo
No matter where she stood
It was just wood, wood, wood, wood.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
giggle, how i feel, together, voice, words, world, writing,
ai
not for me.
a raging robot
now taking over the world.
what will we all do when ai comes for you.
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
funny, humor, nature, poetry, poets, together,
Did you hear the one about the three poets that went walking in the woods?
They bumped into each other at the fork in the woods.
None of them knew which way to go.
(They should have all taken that path less taken I think)
So, they sat down together and wrote a long collaborative poem.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
fun, giggle, love, summer, together, uplifting, weather,
The very hot summer is coming to a close,
fresh cool weather is in the air.
I love my walks on autumn days,
it puts a giddy up in my steps.
Off to the pretty park we will go,
looking for the In Marked Territory area.
The grass seems much greener,
with a very deep rich smell.
Open the gate quickly before I let loose,
a fun doggie park is the way to go.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,
One is love,
Zero is everything else.
Poem Details | by
Robert Candler |
Categories:
angel, beauty, blue, body, cute love, desire, feelings, giggle, girl, hello, hope, humorous, lust, relationship, romance, sexy, song, sweet, together, uplifting, woman,
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
You're just so damn sexy,
That's why I'm hittin' on you.
You don't have to love me,
Some good sex will do.
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
Yes, you turned me on
When I saw you walk in...
The face of an Angel,
A body just made for Sin.
Now, I may be real horny,
But one thing is true:
What would satisfy me, Girl
Would be to satisfy You.
So please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You;
And I hope that you're fallin'
In Lust with me too;
But if not, then please fake it,
Please don't leave me "blue"...
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Poem Details | by
Scott Harris |
Categories:
appreciation, funny, imagery, together, uplifting,
Aww, a blanket of men
With 18 hands
And happy feet
Around me stands
By smokey fires
Like a hippy
And keep me warm
When it gets nippy
Deep inside the penguin pile
Absorbing love, burrow and smile
18 arms and 18 legs
8 men and one happy egg :-)
Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
care, character, humor, humorous, love, together,
It’s not “I’ll do what I can”,
That defines for women, her man
Nor his strength
Nor hair length.
It’s the “you’s” ... not me’s” ... of his plan
Poem Details | by
Jerica Sanchez |
Categories:
boyfriend, care, dedication, devotion, faith, first love, for her, for him, gender, girlfriend, happiness, happy, heart, heaven, home, house, how i feel, humor, husband, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, kiss, longing, love, marriage, miss you, missing, poems, poetry, romance, romantic, together, words,
When I hear your name
My heart beats faster than usual
It's not that I am ashame
But It's just your name is too special..
Can't control the feelings
When I am with you
Can't stop smiling
When you hold me like you do
When you hug me then
I feel like I'm in heaven
You are a blessing from above
And you are the reason why I loved
I'll promise to love you FOREVERMORE..
And I will cherish you until the end of my borrowed life
And I will keep our precious memories as long as
we see each other in our next life..
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
funny,
He tried for what seemed like forever
To finally get it all together.
The more he tried,
The more he cried.
Now he'll be content with never.
Limerick
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
humorous, husband, men, together, wife, woman, women,
Communication by touch
is not for every old dutch.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
humorous, write,
Arrangements of words can exist
So limericks end with a twist
This jolt to the brain
Is the final refrain
Of a punch line not to be missed
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
absence, depression, evil, funny love, together,
Heart and thoughts like a bull cart,
To walk together straight,
Behave like an enemy my thoughts,
Reminding the one did depart,
Pinning my heart!
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together, uplifting,
Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Eat
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
anniversary, humorous, marriage, together,
Twenty-six years we’ve been married
I can’t believe it’s been that long
If there was a medal for ‘bravery’
You sure deserve to be awarded a gong!
When I wake up in the morning
Your face is the first thing that I see
But YOU know in my wildest dreams
I’d prefer it was that hunk George Clooney!
Dedicated to my hubby on our anniversary which is actually on 22nd June although one year I had put it on the calendar incorrectly as 20th June so if I post it on soup on 21st I am pretty close to both dates!
06-21-17
Poem Details | by
Gary Fields |
Categories:
faith, family, forgiveness, friendship, funny, me, me, together,
This is a long lost dream story about Me and my EX-GIRL getting it back together again? Just who knows' where it will end......
***************
My ex-girlfriend and me
We are talking about
The possibility of getting
Married and I said that
We shall see.....
------
She asked' me if we were
Going to take lot's and lots'
Of Picture's
And I answered, yes,
But We won' be taking
Them together
------
And then She ask Me
If it would be consummated
I said yes, but, only if it came
With Tea'
GF
Poem Details | by
Jay Del Fierro |
Categories:
funny, people, social
Now there's a puzzle
connecting the trivial,
what a house of cards...
*
Poem Details | by
Debjani Mitra |
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, meaningful, relationship, strength, together,
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Stuck Together
I often told tales as well as tattle
So thought that I should skedaddle
Lying is like sandwich with peanut butter
Which became a disaster which is utter
Peanut butter was pretty sticky
And you know me being so picky
Seems so many storms had to weather
When both of her lips were stuck together.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Poem Details | by
Brandlynn Young |
Categories:
food, funny, life, together,
Life just aint peaches and cream
But it’s more like a bowl of mixed nuts
They’re all together in a big ol’ bowl
All together through the why’s and buts’
Sometimes you can meet up with people
That is a pecan pie all by them self
Mostly sweet of Corse, but as we all know
They’re nuts in and by them self.
Some people just take and are crazy as all
An overgrown peanut, you see.
Some are so salty, they make you thirsty
But just let them alone; let them be.
One nut can not really judge another
On how nutty the flavor is.
We are all in this bowl of nuts together
And remember what will be just is.
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
humorous, men, people, together,
Put up with people
around,
they serve as your
background.
Volodymyr Knyr
2013