Humorous and funny Tired poems and/or funny poems about Tired. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tired funny poems!
Written by
Edwin Hofert
Categories:
fishing, for her, funny, romance,
Tired Feet
Are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all night.
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
humor, husband, retirement,
Retired Husband, Tired Wife
When a man retires from working life,
That’s when a full-time job gets his wife.
The job of a day’s time
Rewarding rare a dime,
And as perks— life on edge rife with strife!
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When I wrote this I wondered why it took me15 long years to pen a small ditty like this. But it is hard on men to confess truth. I’m sure all suffering spouses must be feeling somewhat like this. Yet, to be fair on me, I get all along solid firing from the new boss— much more than I might have received all of working career.
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Tongue-in-cheek | 01.05.15 |
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, life, write, write,
Bone Tired
Then carefully she pushed the den back door
And stepped into the messy strewn day room
Dog bones, plates, cracker crumbs slung on the floor
All it would take is a few sweeps of broom
But__she was tired just bone tired of cleaning
Picking up strewn this and that, folding clothes
It seemed to be a life of no meaning
Maybe I'll write some polyphonic prose
"She sells seashells by the summer seashore"
That's not mine but maybe I can write too
Chihuahua can't chew gum chewings a chore
Can you write one or don't you have a clue
Now my tireness is gone no memory
Of that worrying about backstory
maintenant termine'
Written by
Jimmy Wei
Categories:
cheer up, child, funny, school,
Tired
Half-conscious I stumble down the halls,
I open my eyes as I smack into a wall.
Sitting on the ground thinking of the breakfast I skipped,
I get up, look at my homework, it's ripped.
I drag myself to Math, already falling asleep,
I reach my chair and the announcement beeps.
"Stand for the anthem!" Someone says,
"Why?" I moan.
It's 8:50 and I want to go home.
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
christmas, funny, humor,
Santa Is Tired of Burning His Butt
Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what I do for boys and girls.
Every time I go down a chimney, I singe my big butt.
Why do I keep doing this every year, I must be nuts.
I wish that Christmas would come in June or July.
If it came when people have no fires, my butt wouldn't get fried.
It's bad enough when Mrs. Claus and my elves laugh because of my gut.
But it hurts when I sit down because I have third degree burns on my butt.
Parents better leave their doors unlocked the next time Christmas comes around.
Because if they lock their doors, Santa Claus sure as hell won't be coming to town.
Written by
Jacob Wölf
Categories:
funny
I'M Tired!
i'm tired!
boy, do i need rest.
every night sit look at the ceiling.
to sleep i try my best!
why is it so hard?
my eyes are wide open.
i can't close them shut!!
and when i finally fall to sleep,
my alarm sounds for me to wake!
ugh!
Written by
Mary Jane Randall
Categories:
blessing, confusion, cute love, funny love, lost, love,
Tired
Day after Day
I worked
Night after Night
I worked
2 maybe 3 jobs
Damn people be like damn she rich
that aint the case
Day after Day
I Cry
Night after Night
I question Myself
why am I trying so hard ?
Why do I do this to myself?
and then it hit me
Day after Day
I worry about Rent
Night after Night
what would they Eat?
trying My best to provide for this family
just wanting to make ends meat
Draining myself
Day after Day
I pray for Strength
Night after Night
I Plea to the Lord for help
yet another day begins, Yet again
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny, poets,
I'M Tired of the Chatter That I Already Know
I'm tired of the chatter that I already know,
About money, sausage, problems with a pee.
I want so much about the great Poet!
But nobody never talks about me.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, funny, words,
Tired of Tired Cliches
Why a 'needle' in a haystack
What's it doing there
And 'a stitch in time 'saves nine' ~
If nine more stitches, who cares
And who ever cries over 'spilled milk'
I'm certainly not of that ilk
If 'a penny' saved were a MILLION earned
Then perhaps I'd dress in silk
All I'm saying here, my friends
Is it might be wise to analyze
Why we say, 'Want fries with that'
~ Why risk eating your hat
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Too Tired
I am so tired tonight
My eyes are barely open
I've nodded off in my chair
Dropped my cup and now it's broken
But... its only seven pm
It's far too early to go to bed
So I sit here half comatose
And pretend to read instead
I simply don't have the energy
I'm feeling so uninspired
I think my get up and go
Has totally expired
I am not an early bird
But nor am I a night owl
I am somewhere in the in-between
A half awake and sleepy fowl
I know I should help you with the dishes
Even though I'm feeling shattered
I'd love to help you but I can't...
Cause I'm absolutely knackered
Written by
Marinus Jansen
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anger, how i feel, humorous, stress,
I'm tired of the way the ball always bounces
I'm tired of the way the ball always bounces,
and of gaining pounds while only eating ounces,
tired that for every one step forward, there's two steps back,
and that my glass is always half empty because of that crack,
and tired of the poetry teacher - who my name perpetually mispronounces.
Written by
Leigh Haynes
Categories:
divorce, humor,
Tired mother's plea
Oh mammy, what time is it now?
Where is Daddy?
At the Horse and Plough
Will he be home
When we have our tea?
Mum shook her head, that's unlikely
Will he be home
Before I go to bed?
I doubt it today, the tired mother said
Will he be home
In the cold light of day?
I hope not, I overhear my mother say