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Poem Details | by
Barry Stebbings |
Categories:
humor, pets, tiger,
My Pet Tiger
I took my pet tiger to my doctor
Because it had a very bad day.
Now, my tiger’s depression is still there,
But my doctor has gone away.
Barry Stebbings
08/23/17
For 'Animal Nonsense' Contest
by Kevin Shaw
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
body, candy, car, humorous, tiger,
Red dress and black bra
Two big Macs
One Pepsi to go
On the road we kiss
At the rest stop comes the bliss
Poem Details | by
Jodie Steward |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, tiger,
I have a pet tiger
Do you wanna see,
Hes here in my pocket
I take him everywhere with me.
Hes soft and cuddly
With stripes of black,
I got him from a friend
But, i wont give him back.
I tell him everything
Hes a good friend,
We play all the time
From beginning to end.
Some say im so silly
Hes just a stuffed toy,
But they dont know
How he brings me such joy.
He never acts up
Buckles up when we ride,
He loves to swing
But his favorite is the slide.
After a long day of playing
The sky turns to night,
I go to bed real early
My tiger never outta sight.
As we snuggle together
I fall fast asleep,
By my side forever
My tiger ill always keep
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
funny,
Kim shared a room with a tiger
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
24th December, 2014
Kim shared a room with a tiger
He was from Niamey of Niger
They sang La Nigérienne
In this hotel Vientiane
And they dreamt the dream of Eiger
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
giggle, golf, humorous,
I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver the goods!
N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw
Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9
09-15-17
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
Poem Details | by
Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories:
funny, sports,
DISTANT WOODS Tiger Woods Saga Cont
Tiger ‘s rated number two--the sports world boldly told
McIllroy is Rory ing through the distant Woods turned old.
Poem Details | by
Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories:
adventure, humor, tiger,
The other fantastic day,
I met my dear lovely friend,
A King of the Jungle
We hugged each other
Jasmine, the poet of crows was bushing
Her long black nib to write a honk style poem
Gag Gag Harsh Hug
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Poem Details | by
Poet Tellaferro |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, art, beautiful, beauty, boy, cat, change, cheer up, crazy, culture, cute, cute love, deep, devotion, dream, emotions, family, farewell, friendship, fun, funny, funny love, giggle, heartbreak, hope, humanity, image, imagery, imagination, irony, joy, love, love hurts, metaphor, my child, perspective, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, smile, social, society, surreal, sympathy, tiger,
…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony
by stroking soft gentle fur
strong n deep is the purr
serenity brings your heart
to idle
cools your feelings
you relax
you love your cat
the best as you can
but like beautiful rose thorns
can cut like razors
so can the claws of a cat...
love can turn, hurt, bite, flee...
cutting deep!
And just like that your cat is gone
Running
to somewhere
or someplace
to someone else…
And only the echoes of little pads are left!
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
he chased down his meal and let it go
it looked too rough, it looked too tough
we don’t do things this way, he was told by so-and-so
he did not care, he had had enough
you don’t own me, he told his bossy gal
I think I shall escape. I shall. I shall.
She laughed at his ways, his smile, his wit.
If I left you, you would have a fit.
Why don’t you try it? Confident tiger said.
She ran away, and there was no dread
In a few minutes he let another meal go.
And he never again listened to so-and-so.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
Rainbow faerie brought her guardian to the picnic.
Everyone had been eager to speak with her.
Her guardian was a large tiger.
She was eager to show him off.
He was a beauty, and so tender-hearted and good!
Most elves, brownies and faeries kept their distance.
She complained to her mother about the lack of companionship.
Did you take your tiger with you? Her mother asked.
Oh, no. Do you think that was it?
Her mother said to her father “you are right. Pretty, but….”
Poem Details | by
Crystol Woods |
Categories:
humor, silly, tiger,
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth
To Doc Donkey to get some relief
“Smells like you've had treats,
Just what did you eat?”
Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth”
Poem Details | by
Jim Healey |
Categories:
anti bullying, humor,
The tiger growled "You shall not pass!"
The donkey said "Come on. Don't be so crass.
I'm just here for a drink
and if you really think
you can stop me, I'll just kick your dumb a**!"
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
She reposed in the greenest shadows, her ankles fat
Flexing her well-trained muscles like an enormous cat
We felt ourselves being watched but did not know
It was spring elf woman, until her eyes began to grow
A tiger! A puma! A lion! We were guessing like mad.
If it had been one of them we would have been rather glad.
Spring elf woman has a reputation of being incredibly mean.
So far things were okay, because she has remained quite unseen.
Poem Details | by
Bryan Norton |
Categories:
12th grade, humor, romantic, silly,
There was a young tiger from Goodnight,
A fighter without any good fight,
Along came a lass,
In the guise of an ***,
And the tiger, a biter, was bit right.
Poem Details | by
Regina Mcintosh |
Categories:
animal, cute, fear, funny, humor, humorous, tiger,
There was a gentle tiger named Dreaded
He met a donkey who was hardheaded
That donkey just wasn’t afraid
Refusing to run, he stayed
Dreaded roared loud, “you’re just too pigheaded”!