Humorous and funny Than_Bauk poems and/or funny poems about Than_Bauk. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Than_Bauk funny poems!
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
humorous, school, science,
The Project
Son's science quest,
insect nest finds;
school's best project.
Saves in his room.
Wakes to doom when
with gloom, he cries.
Hundreds now crawl.
Every wall sports
hatched small mantes.
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
fear, funny,
My Human Folly
We will all die
So we cry loud
And try for thought.
Wrong lane, wrong way.
Death delay, pray.
Cars stray and honk.
Oh, please, cars – clear.
Turns appear soon,
I steer, we cheer.
... CayCay Jennings
February 13, 2016
Written by
Anindya Mohan Tagore
Categories:
funny, pain,
Smoking Is Injurious
"Smoking is bad,
Out of fad", says
my lad of eight
Don't smoke again
It does slain you
Gives pain to us
I do not bluff
Said,"Enough!" Took
a puff to think
26.02.16
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
black african american, funny, people, social, uplifting, urban,
Juicy Kaboosey
her derriere
in the air high
eyes wearing out
Than-Bauk written for Rick Parise's contest
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
humor, nature, tree,
Human Folly
Forests are felled
There once dwelled life -
Now quelled by greed.
Pulp to paper -
The razor tears
Through curtained flesh
Let’s laud our wit -
Bark - on it.. We
have writ ‘Save trees’!
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Than-Bauk (Non Staircased)
Internal rhyme
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
children, humor,
Grandson
"Granny let's go"
With gusto said
"Below . . . basement"
"Gran first placement"
His statement rang
Payment. . . safety
He said bravely
. . . "hastily come,
Matey" if . . . scream
Fill in the ellips
line three...for
line six...his
line seven...I'll
line eight...you
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
Cops and Robbers
Nabbed by a cop
Tried to stop crime
Said “drop the loot”
Crook went to jail
Made his bail quick
More detail at six
Turned a new leaf
Tired of grief now
A thief no more
3/9/16
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funeral, funny, life, loss, nature, seasons,
Winters Release
One frown is lost
At what cost now
Jack Frost has died
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
funny, silly,
Funny Now, Foolish Then
One bright fine day
this girl lay stunned
don't stray off paths.
Not the right way
fast the sway down
and yea for trees.
I had to pray
in wet clay climb
while gay birds sang.
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February 13, 2016
Poetry/Than-Bulk/Funny Now, Foolish Then
Copyright Protected, ID 16-756-394-0
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
For the contest, Than-Bauk,
sponsor, Marugu Mo
Third Place
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
humor,
I'M a Three
Born too austere,
even dear ones
her sneer evoked.
*Birthday is July 14. 7 + 1 + 4 = 12 so 1 + 2 = 3
Written September 28, 2014
Written by
Susan Gentry
Categories:
humor, internet, life, romance, satire, silly,
Human Folly
We met online
taking time to
design profiles
Across the miles
we used smiles to
beguile and spurn
A page to turn
with well-earned tales
of learned lessons
Written 2-16-2016
For ‘Than-Bauk on Human Folly’ Contest by Marugu Mo
Form: Than-Bauk – Three Stair-Cased Verses
Tenth Place
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor,
Cake Flavor
Bake a rum cake
Eat at lake shore
Is fake the taste
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
food, funny, health, on writing and words,
Than-Bauk-The Coffee Lover In Me
Coffee's my lot,
a big pot calms
a nut like me!
Is it the drink
that my sink hates?
Stains stick like paint!
I write and drink,
when the ink stops...
thoughts shrink and fade!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
North Pole In Lockdown
Santa baby
presently stuck —
maybe next year
11/28/2020
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
My Cat
Cat
That paws my lap
I will flap you
And zap you're gone
She claws so much that I am bruised!!!
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
feelings, funny,
Down the Stairs
Down the stairs
Swirling in air
when my hair stuck
off stairs I rolled.
Written Feb 23rd, 2016
For contest by Marugo MO
Written by
Joseph Osita
Categories:
funny, life, work, work,
Drunkers' Sentiments
Drink while alive
Leave your thrive, drink
Man's life is short
Hard work brings ache
Cold beers break stress
Pal, make your choice
Time's wing flies by
You work die-hard
We try drink well
When death arrives
When all drives cease
Whose lives well lived?
Author: Joseph Osita
For Dr Ram's 'Than Bauk contest'
Written by
Howard Kerr
Categories:
crazy, family, fun, funny, giving, grandparents, smart,
Oh That Will - Tb
Our big happy
family, since
granny left will!
NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.
Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humorous,
Blue Jean
Blue jean was bought
As the right size
But fit was big
For Than Bauk On Human Folly
Sponsored by Marugu Mo
Eight Place
3-10-2016
Written by
Joe Buddha
Categories:
bird, funny, silly, word play,
Word Bird
Well that's absurd
Said the bird of
The word she'd heard
Written by
Dakarai Cobb
Categories:
funny
Than-Bauk Again
I had to send
My new friend home,
To end the date.
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor, irony,
Snooze Time
Clock button snooze
For a doze time
After booze night
Nayda Ivette
12-1-2015
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
fantasy, funny, sun,
Me Eat My Words
Let's have some fun
hide the sun once
and turn the time.
Call moon for light
day and night same
no bright sun there.
Who will do it?
Little bit tough
me eat my words.
© kashinath karmakar(6th Auigust 2011)
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Placement: 3rd;(August 2011)
By:kashinath karmakar
Contest:Than-Bauk
Sponsor:Dr Ram Mehta
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny,
Wrinkles
Once you see one,
damage done; more
will come – just smile!
*Entry for Rick Parise’s “Than-Bauk” contest.
Written by
Guy E Smith
Categories:
friendship, funny
Pooh
Share a smile
with friends while near
a pile of pooh.