Humorous and funny Teens poems and/or funny poems about Teens. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Teens funny poems!
Written by
Komal Walimbe
Categories:
10th grade, crazy, dream, for teens, funny,
Daydreaming
Somedays I feel like crazy,
The world seems unhealthy.
My day seems boring,
And I don't know what to think.
I look out of my window,
To find trees and people I didn't know.
Daydreaming seemed to be my best hobby,
Dreaming of what if I was a barbie.
But then reality seem to slowly confront,
As I open my eyes, to find my homework still undone.
I grab my pen and rush over,
When will my studies be done, ohh dear!
15/6/2022
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
9th grade, adventure, analogy, appreciation, environment, for teens, funny,
Don'T Poke the Sleeping Bear-
I came across a sleeping bear;
Wild in the forest, while we were camping there;
My father and camp instructor always shared;
They often said never poke a sleeping bear;
But alas I didn’t listen, as I picked up a stick…
I began sticking the snoring, sleeping bear
Laughing in delight, I turned around in fright
For I screamed and hollered there was mommy, BEAR
7/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Written by
Lochan Chugh
Categories:
for teens, funny, humorous, inspirational, kid, life, teen,
Waiting For Nobel
With the brain, body and behaviour
Of a young boy,
I was standing in a hollow hall,
Continuously staring the art
Of a young artist in free verse,
On the front wall.
Finding the same category
Between us,
I said, “Hi”
And suddenly
All walls replied back.
Is it any sci-fi?
I discovered
That walls have tongue
Not only an ear.
They can also speak,
As they
Can hear.
I discovered a lot more things
And started waiting
For noble prize,
But when I reached
Higher grades
Books said, “Surprise”
All the prizes
Of my discoveries
Were already given away,
And now I am discovering
That what discoveries
Are not done until today.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
for teens, humorous, muse, poetry, poets, write, writing,
Free To Write Whatever I Want Today
My muse is on vacation, hoping I won’t write anything until her return.
She is persnickety and prissy, and considers my stuff junky, trite even.
I look at the page with a happy leap of pure thrill in my heart.
I can do anything I want, and Trixie will have no say in it.
Yes, her name is Trixie;
she named herself, impressing her name in my head.
I tried to name her Pixie, Dixie and Lexie at first,
but she would not have it.
I picture her as Tinkerbell
except with black hair, red lips, dressed in pink.
Just a second that’s the phone.
“Hello?”
“My hair is auburn, stupid.”
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, feelings, fire, for teens, how i feel, humor, i am,
Smoking Hot
Oh, she's smoking hot,
I'm completely mesmerized.
Being a Pyro.
Written by
Laura Naville
Categories:
animal, class, for teens, hilarious, humorous, nonsense, write,
I Hired a Monkey
One time I hired a monkey
He took notes for me in every class
I would just be sittin’ there
My mind a happy blank
Well my monkey, kept busy
Scribbling on little paper pieces
At the end of the fourth week
Teacher succinctly said,
“Now class, using all your notes
I want you to write a long report.”
So this is what I then penned
“Hello, my name Bingo!
I like to climb on tall things!
Can I have a gooey banana?
Eek Eek!” How’d I get an F!
I told mom about it,
The teacher liked him better!
Why’d the monkey make an A?
She said “My bad, I never told you!
Never trust a monkey!”
Written by
Lochan Chugh
Categories:
for teens, funny, humor, inspirational, life, sad, stars,
Sadly, Shutter Speed
When I was new in photography,
I was hoping an adventure;
But by the end of the day
Just a lecture.
Then they picked up camera,
Aimed at a deer.
It captured even food stuck in its teeth.
They smiled and said,
“What slowed down the dear,
Is shutter speed.”
At home, In front of TV,
I was just lying.
It cried, “Tonight,
Meteors will be falling.”
At night, It struck,
I picked camera
And then woke up.
Waited whole night
And got a line,
Captured in camera.
Next day, at nine,
I presented picture.
They looked with no heed,
They smiled and said,
“All black, sadly, Shutter speed.”
Written by
Faith Idomeh
Categories:
for teens, fun, games, hilarious, love, nature, sea,
Fun At Sea
Two lovers frolicking at sea blend,
Without any fear or gear to fend.
Icy waves tossed them round,
Teens with cams fun abound,
Flying fish rising fleet on a bend;
They were both conscious, enough to send,
Love abandoned, hands suddenly rend,
They turned back with a scream,
And saw teens faces gleam;
It was just a prank by one to trend.
Written by
Wanjiru Mbogo
Categories:
for teens, funny love,
Messed Up Love
Never got the meaning of pi and thiter
Before I met the guy whose name was Peter
He untold the lie... both not a letter
Then made the sour pie even sweeter...
Said it was knowledge within a mathematical theme
Ride low and high in the fourteen seater
Cold wants to die he hands me his sweater
Removes his tie says he's getting hotter
Can't even share the weather?
Then can we even be together?
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
for teens, humor, humorous, jobs, sexy, teen, teen love,
Love's Positions
I'm love’s iPad ready for an embrace.
Steve Jobs got credit for the touch interface
But mine's up and running with all the updates
I'm love's police regulating the pace
"you took that curve a little fast - this isn't a race."
I'm love's surveyor drawing the lines
"the pilgrims want to explore a new area this time."
I'm love's conductor - whew - hear the engine whine
"A tourist wants the tunnel - he's ready and primed."
I'm love's waitress
"sir, that's not on the menu."
Love's entrepreneur hosting the venue
I'm love’s umpire right there in your face…
"sorry pal, but you’re out at second base!"
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
animal, dark, father daughter, humor, psychological,
Teens Caught In Headlights
dusk’s love-locked braces —
dad resounds shooting antler
off bucks to detach
1/13/2021
Senryu - Humorous, Satirical or Dark Poetry
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cute, for teens, funny, giggle, humor, teen, vanity,
claim denied
so ten of your teeth were pulled
and then your mouth crown jeweled
you must think us daffy
you ate all that taffy
insurance claim overruled.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, for teens, funny, humorous,
Hair On Her Legs Was Weaving Itself
The hair on her legs was weaving itself into braids
Adding beads and colored yarn
While she slept
She woke once, feeling a pinch
But had no idea
what it was
until the next day
when it was warm enough to wear shorts
And people began discussing it
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Teens
Teens are people who get hungry again before
The dishes are washed, they're looking for more
Most recall I'll bet
Some the same yet
Not me, at least an hour till I could eat a horse
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
angel, flying, for teens, funny, giggle, humor, nonsense,
fallen angel
this is the story of dowd
famished though inside a cloud
yearned for a toaster
found him a poster
sorry no dining allowed.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
dream, for teens, funny, giggle, girlfriend, humor, humorous,
trendy
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
and a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
angst, for teens, fun, giggle, girl, nostalgia,
Remember Suspenders
Do you remember this?
Suspenders for a teenage miss,
Real boa constrictors,
Our hip inhibitors,
Teen boy deterrents,
That's what they meant,
Elastic girdles vanished too,
I remember suspenders, do you?
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
for teens, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Doodlebug Behaviour Interventionist
She was a disillusionist
Sarcastic and quite nasty.
I hired a doodlebug to capture her
I paid him rather well.
She came out a nicer worker ant.
Having survived that larva hell.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
evil, for teens, fun, halloween, holiday, humorous, magic,
Halloween Party
She
peers through
the window
and views with awe
as the evil mage casts spell after spell.
His dark powers cruelly destroy the
children’s plans for
Halloween
party
fun.
She decides to confer with the local
dragon who can
notably
dispel
spells.
The
dragon
breaks the mage’s
evil spells and
kids celebrate Halloween party fun.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
emotions, family, fear, for teens, humorous,
Peter's Endless Generosity
Christmas Day was only a week away and Peter
soon realized that he had spent all of his savings on Jeter
buying him a Super Mario game, then he thought of gathering
all those silver coins, dimes, quarters and copper pennies
from his piggy glass jar and when it broke, it made it big bang
Windy, the green-eyed cat, raced out of Peter's room meowing;
his sister Kelly assumed that an earthquake made the house shake,
" Everybody get out, grabs your jackets and hats...
Santa must be mad at us: we have been shameless brats;
be quick, run for your lives, no toys you must take! "
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, food, for teens, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
waco diet
once a young dude from texas
ate twelve tacos for breakfast
he ate them with cheese
he ate them with peas
then got sick from the excess.
Written by
Shrili Rajput
Categories:
art, care, crush, cute love, first love, for teens, funny love,
My Love
knock the door of my heart
let me hear the sound of your love
drive me through the nights that we crave for
your jokes and my laugh will be enough,
I want the sky to scream our love and the winds to wish the future full of us.
don't let your cries be alone, hold my hand and never let it go,
even if it is dream don't wake me up
let me die in these pretty lies full of love.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
The Teens
Some teens went trick-or-tricking for fun
Not thinking they would have to run
When night creatures attacked
Turning them into smacked
Now they're topping on a sweet bun
Written by
Marinus Jansen
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anti bullying, childhood, for teens, humorous,
Who called you totally rotten?
See here? - you do see a little rot.
But over there? - definitely not.
So, whoever said you were totally rotten,
doubtlessly, has brains of cotton -
cuz totally rotten? - you’re certainly not.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
food, for teens, giggle, halloween, humor, nonsense, planet,
dining far out
alien made salad dream
carrot blue and pink sauce cream
broccoli chartreuse
some light wavy juice
great chefs of a distant scene.