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Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
age, funny, nature, society, technology, youth,
Fall and
red yellowing
leaves in the trees
an old man sitting
on a bench
watches them
fall
and thinks of his youth
a youth
sitting on a bench
looking into his iPhone
simulates the falling
red yellowing leaves
and googles
the future
of trees
Poem Details | by
Verlena S. Walker |
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen, teenage, together, vanity,
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, marriage, relationship, technology,
There once was a fellow named Ted
Who recently in church got wed
His wife was in the mood
Laying there in the nude…
He was texting his friends instead!
He was sending text after text
His new wife was feeling quite vexed
'I'm after your bone -
now get off your phone ....
Or I'll leave if I'm under sexed!
A collaboration with Jospeh May
Both Poems inspired by 'And Nothing Else Matters' By Andrea Dietrich
1st May 2016
Poem Details | by
Gary Smith |
Categories:
humorous, stress, technology,
The curse of technology,
It has taken over me.
Fear and panic soon ensue
If I'm low on battery.
If I get no signal,
And my emails go unchecked
I fret about what's in there,
Emotionally I'm wrecked.
I need to be on facebook
Instagram or more.
I need social media,
I'm like an online whore.
Message me, give me a nudge
Send me emoticons,
Please, please, give me a like
Or I can't carry on.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
addiction, funny,
computer fix, another minute, ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzz
by eve roper 10/21/2014
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, life, pollution, technology,
I am sitting inside my smart TV set
with my wireless remote control
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control
to work for me
can someone out there
please keep on changing the channels for me
to something else
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
car, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense, technology,
The car must become a freethinker
Case someone it might greatly injure
It clearly must steer
And brake and change gear
And give other bad drivers the finger
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
computer, funny, satire, science fiction, technology,
AI is worthy - but is it a pity?
Nothing's been done on synthetic stupidity
Smart may be good, but dumb gullibility
Will grow without limit and tend to infinity
Clever and cunning is not very hard
But it takes a brainbox to program a dullard
So why not SS instead of AI?
Well witless behaviour's in no short supply
Poem Details | by
Riya Melvin |
Categories:
fashion, funny, missing, satire, science, technology, teen,
Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.
While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened to him? I wonder
I asked my brother to go for an evening stroll,
I will accompany you on my cycle was his answer.
What happened to him? I wonder.
While I told my old colleague "I wanna catch up with you",
We will have a video chat session was his reply.
What happened to him? I wonder.
Is it me or is it the world around me
Has the world went upside down
Or it might be me, thinking downside up.
5-March-2017
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,
Bill And Monica - Limerick
There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear
News said that was *****
Both caught on surveillance electronica
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, technology,
Poor Energiser bunny was slow
For his battery charge had gone low
He relaxed on a barge
Got a solar recharge
Now he’s able to drum a solo
thanks to Anil for the Inspiration and to my hubby for helping with the title and line 4
04~14~17
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
computer, humor, technology,
what is a server
i use white-out on the screen
with ev'ry typo
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, technology,
The dude who invented the remote control certainly was a genius!
I can surf the TV from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy - 'tis so ingenious!
But even with this technological marvel I still have a complaint.
Why is it that the illusive remote is usually where I ain't?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
abuse, computer, funny, health, love, social, technology,
on the fancy package
it came in
it did not say
that smoking this
might be bad for your health --
So
in a dark corner of the room
I lit up my iPhone
smoked it
and felt
satisfied.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
computer, funny, technology,
I
was
about
half way
through down-
loading an update
for iTunes, when I was
interrupted by a pop-up
window asking me if I wanted to
download an even newer version of iTunes …
Poem Details | by
Shanity Rain |
Categories:
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, technology,
I am lying in bed
With my lady
Sadie
Ready to voyage
to hades
when she whips out
an iPhone
named Teddy
sometimes Freddy
once Eddie
she texting and tweeting
her friends on line
or reading
romance novels and
books on how and where to dine
she ignore me
that’s fine
me biding my time
waiting patiently for sex
between the texts
Poem Details | by
Dylan Jacobs |
Categories:
career, computer, culture, humorous, internet, society, technology,
Hidden behind one of a billion screens
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities
Finding the best-fit affair
His personal attachment to the case
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance
Reinforces his arrogance
Todays modern lawyer radiates omnipotence through words
His persuasion isn’t in a courtroom
Nor is it on a piece of paper
It echoes through the minds of the mindless
The minds of todays modern lawyer
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
for her, friendship, funny, joy, life, self, technology,
Dear OLD BOYS -
I wanted to make smart boy toys
but instead made several smart joy toys
and tried them out
in different colors and sizes
for me and my friends
electrified them
and gave them a brain
they can also be warmed up in a warm box
or cooled in an ice cold box
kept one for myself
and gave some to my girlfriends
And now
we don’t need old boys
no more
to find joy or jobs
or the meaning of life
since we now have and self control
THE SMART OLD BOY JOY TOY
called mine iTOYBOY for year-round iJOY and iJOBS
still COMES in different colors and sizes
A MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL IN ONE!
Lovvvvvve Joy
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
allusion, car, humor, men, technology,
WHEELS!!!!
Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology, universe,
Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by
It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations
Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck
Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?
Culinary Robotics
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?
Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved
Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous, prayer, technology,
12 o'clock... 12 o'clock... 12 o'clock!
How do you set this damn clock
Thought of bashing it to bits with a hammer
To get the damn flashing to stop
Always assumed I was quite intelligent
But technology has me bamboozled
Tried reading the manual but that didn't work
To comprehend, from my brain came refusal
My smart *** ten year old nephew happened by
"Not a problem dear uncle, I'll fix it"
Two minutes later, the damn flashing stopped
Felt dorkish and kind of a twit
My fervent prayer which I possess without malice
Is for technology to bury this young geek
In a deluge of bits and bytes and firewalls
Till he no longer can get a good night's sleep!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
bereavement, humorous, technology,
How convenient it is too see
thanks to Thomas Edison's scientific mastery.
What do you suppose he would think of us,
visiting some place like Las Vegas?
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
fun, funny, love, technology,
When its thought
To be
All over
Put me through a cross
Cut shredder
And store me
In a cardboard shoe box
When the technology is right
Re-cycle me
As a vanilla ice cream pop
With a dark chocolate cover
To be eaten
And loved
Just one more time