Humorous and funny Tanka poems and/or funny poems about Tanka. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tanka funny poems!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, cute, fun, giggle, joy, uplifting, youth,
BUNNY - POTD
Bunny very cute
Under a big bush sleeping
Now she is awake
No one knows you are my pet
You and I friends forever
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny, imaginationhair,
-nose Hair Madness-
I think I saw one
I move a little closer
there’s another one
nose hair can be disgusting
Nikko should I pull them out?
*Nikko's body part
of choice nose hair lol*
Written by
Sharon Ruebel
Categories:
funny
Face To Face
Face to face at last
Perpetual gaze is held
No words are spoken
Hands reaching out with purpose
You grab the last cookie first
~Smiles~
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allusion, humor, poetry,
One Is Not Amused
fell out with my muse
formed incompatible views
became quite a feud
sparks and flashes would not fuse
crap poems ~ got egos bruised
POEM ON POETRY MUSE Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Beata Agustin
Syllable counter ps 5/7/5/7/7
Originally posted 2001
25/04/2022
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
humorous, hurt,
Pleasure Hike Tanka 2
Beautiful forest
Hiking with brave friends I trust
I hopscotch across
River rock, slippery moss
Fell on my butt, soaking wet
I'm such a dumb klutz
Everyone laughs their guts off
Wow! That hurt my butt
Screwed up. No clothes I regret
Walked around soaking wet
By: Eve Roper 1/14/2015
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allusion, humorous, parody, word play,
Its a Risque Business
they closed the brothel
to open a bakery
tarts still lay around
black forests are on display
no fresh muffins ~ nothing’s changed
They Closed The Brothel Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann
14/02/2021/ syllable counter PS 5/7/5/7/7
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny, me, me,
Phil
Leave Me Alone!
You Dragged Me From My Warm Hole!
It's Too Early!
I Can't Predict The Weather!
Put Me Back And Go Away!
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny
'footsie Madness'
few mystic moments
as your foot connect with mine
a jolt of current
expose itself, searing eyes
as your feet makes love to mine
10/04/2011
*Inspired by Missy Nikko's comment*
:-) lol
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
children, funny,
Treasured Booty
a baby bootie
ecstatically clings to her
clear garrison cap —
the navy does not issue
children in sailor’s seabag
3/6/2020
Written by
W.A. Cholt
Categories:
humorous, science,
Entropy
Order gives way
To disorder
I look at my reflection
In the mirror
And believe every word.
W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2018.
Written by
Kim Mcadam
Categories:
beach, children, humor, simile,
Ocean Waves
ocean waves rush in
like rambunctious preschoolers
at morning recess
eager to entertain you
in goofy games of pretend
Written by
Donna Jones
Categories:
farm, funny,
Poor Foghorn
My big ol' rooster,
thought he was **** of the walk...
Until....Red, my hen
ended it all today with
a flogging and loud squawk!..
©Donna Jones
11-11-2013
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny love, smile,
Love and Laughter
Your smile blends with mine
as our laughter cheers the clouds.
Our days sunny be
long as we look for the light-
leave the darkness far behind.
written September1st, 2014
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
humorous,
Preacher
PREACHER
the preacher explains
as he travels tracks on his palm
he is on god’s path
helter-skelter tracks indeed!
the midnight express toots warning
reverend smith
with his superior air
mounts the podium
from the loft i can see
through the tear his underwear
after sunday service
a hundred dollar bill in the collection plate
“praise the lord!” says smith
to himself quietly covering it
with a five dollar bill
Dave Austin
Written by
Tom Quigley
Categories:
games, humor,
Go Pokemon Go
kids get distraction
oh I love Pokemon Go
parents get action
once I've had a Peek-at-chu
can't wait to play Poke the mom
7/30/16
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny,
I Think, Therefore I Am and May Also -
try posting a blog
and commenting on that blog
many times over
thus my blog shall then become
a very HOT blog indeed...
* I have done this in the past...Not for myself but for other people. Okay! I admit it! I’ve done it for myself too! (PD knows)
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny,
Heaven Help Me
Please move it on sir
you are holding up the line
Re-innn...carnate what?
Could you repeat that? Oh, yeah!
See that ‘Been-There-Done-That’ sign?
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
animal, best friend, cute love, dog, feelings, funny, love,
Strange Love
Why do I love you?
When I look into your face
Your teeth are too big,
That nose is extremely long.
Yet all I want in a dog.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
09.08.2014
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
humorous,
Dieting
Dieting
sure enough
lost five pounds the first week
no money back
no money back the next 51 either
dr.slim getting rich
cold turkey
the only way to go on a diet
yes says dr. slim
but put it between two slices of bread
and you’re screwed
the world
is full of starving people
so says t.v.
it’s terrible says marge
stuffing down her 4th taco
Lost
last night playing poker
i lost everything
my mortgage my car
and yes you *****
your alimony check too
lost childhood
mother hubbard
boy blue
the entire familiar crew
and adultery doesn’t help the now
Dave Austin
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
humorous,
The Pitch
THE PITCH
why
I ask
did she do that
i console myself
sun got in her eyes
trying to remember
is it mary lou
or carrie
never mind
whichever just gave me the finger
this english class
so big
yet so small
sitting back of
that long shiny black hair
all i said was
could i borrow a piece of paper
then she blew
tossed the wet rag
over her shoulder
that awful night
I asked her out
no reply
just a face
that belongs on rushmore
Dave Austin
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
celebrity, funny,
One Scene From One Movie
Wife yells out the door
"Don't forget the cannoli
and DON'T BACK OVER THE KIDS!"
'Alright, already!'
Another day on the job
(Gotta go murder some guy)
Richard Castellano (Clemenza) 'Leave the gun, take the cannoli' in
The Godfather Pt. I
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
humor,
The Pitch 2
THE PITCH 2
words then silence
can alter one’s perception
like being in another world
“get lost” she says
see what i mean
the girl next door
plays the piano badly
oh she is gorgeous
but all turns to ashes
when she murders debussy
those early days
there was this one girl
but i lacked courage
after 30 years she’s fat
and i am prince valiant
oh those short dresses
and so so short
i can’t remember faces
days of the week yes
and colors
first kiss
trying to arrange the angle
close your eyes
go for it
a near miss
Dave Austin
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, writing,
Tanka You But No Tanka You
got writer's-block-blues
ain't got nothin to enter
it's YOUR fault PD
so here are my conditions:
un-block me and ouch that HURT
why do this to me?
why resort to violence?
(I bruise easily)
so here are my conditions:
drive me to the hospital...
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, black african american, childhood, dedication, family, fantasy, children, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, passion, people, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionaryhalloween, red,
My Boo
< halloween haunting's
black shoe polish foundation
ruby red lipstick
pillow stuffed under big dress
red white bandana for hair
spatula in hand
eggbeater in dress pocket
pillowcase for loot
daddy's boots causing blisters
aunt jemima memories
Entry For
Paula Sweanson's
Halloween Of Tears Past
GL AL
Tribute To Childhood Memories
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny, chocolate, love,
Chocolate
CHOCOLATE
doc hildebrandt said
“milk chocolate is healthful.”
i love chocolate
i love CRAVE milk chocolate
so i ate a ton of it
had chocolate dreams
t shirt said hershey pa
it’s all that i ate
then it came over the news
“mad doctor loses license”