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Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
funny,
There was a thrill seeker named Biff
Who got married on a cliff
Honeymooned in Niagra
Overdosed on Viagra
Now the poor fella's a stiff
4-27-2015
Poem Details | by
Jessie Sellers |
Categories:
art, caregiving, funny, happiness, hope, music, song-
you life,
is so far ahead
but your strife
is now dead
you want,
now to step aside
but it haunts
to swallow your pride
let it be free
let it all see
that the truth is into the sea
you just reprise
that it may be unwise
this is somthing you dont want to be
so swallow your pride
just swallow your pride
and dont let it hurt inside
let your pain go
let it go slow
and then you just wont know
now give it a try.......Swallow your pride!!!
Poem Details | by
Clive Culverhouse |
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous, nonsense, silly, sports, word play,
gulp!
ahurr ahurr ahurr
“I swallowed a cricketer”
he shouted with a cough
but, we asked, in a joking scoff
“do you not mean a cricket?”
then to our amazement
and in the very next minute
he regurgitated a bat!
which promptly flew back to its cave
and that, it seems, was that