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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
childhood, funny,
Oh, how I loved my little teddy bear
although I don’t recall from whom he came
or when I first laid eyes on him or where;
I only know I chose for him his name.
Yes, Pinky Winky’s name was like my own,
a playful silly nickname “Andy Pandy,”
and also in his ear a bell was sewn;
I jingled him and thought he was quite dandy.
Everywhere with me went Pinky Winky
until he met sad fate with one cruel splash.
He fell into the toilet and got stinky.
I wailed when Mother threw him in the trash.
Alas! The pink imposter in his place
no jingling made nor had dear “Winky’s” face.
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
There’s a fungus among us
It’s funky no doubt.
It’s creepy, it’s crawly
and I’m quite put out.
Tennis shoes, Gym shoes,
Golf and football cleats.
Snow shoes, walking shoes,
rain shoes and sleets
Running shoes, Sunday shoes
Bedroom shoes galore
All strung out and stinky
In your room on the floor
© Mar 11 2010 Charles Henderson
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, life, nature, people
Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
humor, wisdom,
Stinky Skunk
Black, white furry skunk
Encounter sprayed accident
Sprayed again your fault
By Eve Roper 3/1/2015
Poem Details | by
Lu Loo |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Bunnies Bidet
Believe me or not when I say,
my bunny has had a rough day-
He pooped on his blankie,
now his cage smells rankie,
now bunny sleeps on my bidet!
Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8
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October 13, 2016
Poem Details | by
Sabrina Robillard |
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
Go away!
Go away!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
I don’t like skunks
You smell
Peeeeuuuw!
Poem Details | by
Chidinma Adiele |
Categories:
funny, grandmother,
Outside with one shoe
The shoe I took from the dumpster
My hair is filled with flies
Oh do I stink
Brown flames comes up from my butt
Flies come by my way
They all die
Oh do I stink
Never in life was I applause for my smell
Can it be that bad
I guess so
Since everyone has abandoned me
My teeth so rotten
It scares the mirron into broken pieces
Yellow as a my grandmother big toe nail
Stink bomb comes my way
I can't hold it in
I let in the air
BOOOOM
Everyone dies
But me
Oh do I stink
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet
Poem Details | by
Edward Ibeh |
Categories:
encouraging, humor, imagery,
stepped right in dog poo
don't on my mat or carpet! ~
how did that happen?
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
The lead singer in a rocking roll group
Wanted sex with the sexy- "Betty Boop"
He took a piece of her red dress
So that he could clean up his mess
When he farted, and then sharted some poop
Betty Boop- was now naked and undressed
I don't know why but the singer confessed
But the poop hit the walls
When she saw his small balls
Making love to him, she couldn't digest
Poem Details | by
Jeanne Mcgee |
Categories:
1st grade, child, funny,
Lanky and tall like a youthful young pup
My grandson, now six, is really growing right up
He likes his independence to do all things…himself
And mostly remembers to put toys back up on the shelf
One day as he’s playing a silly new goofy game
He starts tooting some gas and then does…Complain
He says, I’m not really a poet but I like this new game
My farts are making poetry and smell all the same
He just did not understand why on the floor I did lay
Laughing and laughing at the words he did say