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Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
beauty, fun, giggle, inspiration, love, stars,
I want to eat Pizza
While wishing on a star
To taste the taste of happy
By being where you are
We’ll choose to be silly
Not afraid of mistakes
Skinny dip at midnight
and skip pebbles on lakes
Why not dance together
While howling at the moon
Or become little children
and watch a cartoon
A world infused with laughter
can change how we think
From this fountain of youth
We’ll both gladly drink
For nothing could be better
Than sharing it with you
Because getting into mischief
Is a blast if there are two!
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
day, fun, giggle, night, october, stars, sun,
As I sit here upon this full moon,
it is October not hot June.
The comets whiz by playing a happy tune,
they make me want to swoon.
The space between stars is not empty hooray,
it is filled with colors of blue and gray.
I love to watch by night and by day,
being filled with both the moon and sun spray.
I see this pretty space beltway,
the shinning diamond stars have much to say.
Each star has a roll to play,
out here in this pretty space buffet.
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
funny, space, stars, wind,
All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"
Poem Details | by
Blake Holland |
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
funny, patriotic, sports,
Apollo's Stars
Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes
Advice Per Simmons
There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons
Much Needed Invention
I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions
Poem Details | by
Steven Mossburg |
Categories:
funny
There was a small creature from Mars
Who was fascinated with all of our cars
He took one for a spin
And got bopped on the chin
Now he just flies among the stars
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
basketball, humorous, stars,
Patrick Ewing
What you chewing?
Larry Bird
Hall-of-Fame assured
Scottie Pippen
Lid's still flippin'
Tim Duncan
Legacy hasn't sunk in
Bill Bradley
Didn't play badly
Walt Frazier
Sharp as a razor
Moses Malone
The backboard you owned
George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin
a-wigglin' and swervin'
Reggie Miller
4th-quarter killer
Manute Bol
Bless his soul
Poem Details | by
The Grahamburglar |
Categories:
funny, humor, nonsense, space, stars, word play,
Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds
and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds!
Lactating in circles they moo as they spray
an interstellar round-up, a real milky way.
It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation
as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation.
At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour,
at distant milk curdles, already gone sour.
8/21/16
For Contest: Word Play: Galactic
Hosted by: Ir0nic Zink
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
humorous, word play,
At night gazing at stars he's inclined
A hobby he had to leave behind
It's kind of lame
And not the same
Now that they always shut their blinds!
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, dream, funny, nonsense, silly, sky, stars,
Porcupine
If you happen across a porcupine,
Staring upon the Milky Way,
It’s because he thinks he’s an Alien,
and longs to return home one day.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
blue, funny, moon, sky, stars, uplifting, world,
November will be gone real soon. I wonder if we will have a blue moon. That would make a funny cartoon. Can we have stars and a balloon.
Date Written: 11/9/2021
Poem Details | by
Jacquelyn Sturge |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, mystery, people, love, me, people, stars,
I love to watch the stars at night
I love when they come out to play
I love to see the moonbeam bright
And love when darkness turns to day.
I love when they come out to play
Like little people in the sky
And love when darkness turns to day
I see the twinkle in their eye.
Like little people in the sky
Playing with friends, dancing around
I see the twinkle in their eye
And on their face never a frown.
Playing with friends, dancing around
Forever happy this is true
And on their face, never a frown
It's only smiles for me and you.
Forever happy, this is true
I love to see the moonbeam bright
It''s only smiles for me and you
I love to watch the stars at night.
Poem Details | by
Michael E. Harris |
Categories:
childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars, universe,
STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.
STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.
I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?
IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.
AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.
WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW
autumn 2014
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, song,
There once was a songbird named Mavis Hood,
Who yearned to be a star in Hollywood.
'Twas a forgone conclusion,
That this was an illusion.
I wished I could sing, now I wish she could!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
humor, satire, sports,
hot ghost chasers
around track fields
rewarded for catching none
Poem Details | by
Phyllis Babcock |
Categories:
funny, imagination, science fiction,
Up near Jupiter and Mars,
Far among the cluster of stars.
We take a ride on Saturn's rings,.
And around the moon we swing
On Haley's comets trail,.
Thru the Milky way we sail.
Galaxy after galaxy we pass by,
,
Up here beyond the sky.
Pluto, Neptune and Venus too,
And some planets all to new.
Come take a wonderous ride with me,
And see how wonderful astronomy can be.
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor, stars,
My fridge freezer's just had a wee on the floor
(the third time this month it's done that)
the toaster is showing it's nastier side
with a mortar attack on the cat.
Odd socks disappear through a wormhole in space
that's inside my washing machine,
a pigeon has kindly downloaded his lunch
on the window that I have just cleaned.
Mystic Meg has predicted my day will be lovely,
she saw it in her crystal ball,
well maybe it's time that I paid her a visit
and threw the damn thing at the wall.
Poem Details | by
Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser |
Categories:
funny love, happiness, imagery, inspiration, life, love, sweet,
Rays of yellow and orange sunlight
Your eyes beaming with delight
Strolling hand by hand along the garden
Where flowers blooms and sweetness blend
Tucking an orchid behind my ear
Drawing me so close and so dear
I smell your musky natural scent
Twirling and filling me with sense
Quietly, we sat and had a small talk
Unminding even, as night falls
On the grass, we lie down
Staring up and pointing to heaven stars
Under the shadowy gleam of the moon
There and there, we shared one kiss
Next to you in a warmth loving cocoon
By
olive_eloi
5:23 pm
03/08/2014
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, french, fun, funny, hilarious, humorous,
The ***** burns bright **** set afire
A *** the universe is **** and ***** holes
****** from beyond
In the ***** of the abscess
we *** all within **** minds
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God ***** ***** ** *** ****
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Then Twilight becomes **** and ***** *** ********
**** explodes in ****** **** then *** ****** winds
Poem Details | by
Lochan Chugh |
Categories:
for teens, funny, humor, inspirational, life, sad, stars,
When I was new in photography,
I was hoping an adventure;
But by the end of the day
Just a lecture.
Then they picked up camera,
Aimed at a deer.
It captured even food stuck in its teeth.
They smiled and said,
“What slowed down the dear,
Is shutter speed.”
At home, In front of TV,
I was just lying.
It cried, “Tonight,
Meteors will be falling.”
At night, It struck,
I picked camera
And then woke up.
Waited whole night
And got a line,
Captured in camera.
Next day, at nine,
I presented picture.
They looked with no heed,
They smiled and said,
“All black, sadly, Shutter speed.”
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, humorous, metaphor, truth,
Pel é killed the game and ate the ball
Garrincha held the ball and did bawl
coming, going what the hell
Zico played ball through smell
Bileira my cousin made rivals crawl
Poem Details | by
Alyssa Burgin |
Categories:
december, humor, sky, stars, weather, winter,
Midnight skies
and wondering clouds,
makes it hard to see the stars.
But don't forget
they're always there,
even when the night seems harsh.
The coldness
slowly creeping in,
makes you want to sleep.
But don't forget
there isn't snow,
without the lack of heat!
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
destiny, growing up, humor, humorous, science fiction, stars, surreal,
lola smalanna was fine
until she turned about nine
when mother brought home
an eclectic tome
and her stars did misalign.
Poem Details | by
Harshath Vidheya |
Categories:
funny, humor, imagination, nature, stars, sun, world,
There’s a Bug in the Sky
That Bites the Moon.
There’s a Painter in Sun
Who paints Green Leaves Brown.
Earth is a Zoo full of Humans
Created by Distant Aliens.
Air has an Invisible Pocket
That holds all the Elements.
Who Polishes the Stars?
Who Blows the Wind?
There’s a Poet in Everybody
Who Sleeps all the Time.