Humorous and funny Space poems and/or funny poems about Space. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Space funny poems!
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny, humorous, journey, poems,
Poems For My Alien Abductors: a Ride Into Space
I thought I could wow them with poems from earth
Poems of joy and humor, poems extolling it’s worth
So I laid out poems from Michael, Gail, and me
From Andrea, David, Gwen, and Ilene
From PD, Harry, Mandy, and Chris
From Jack, Craig, Cyndi, and Liz…
For I was sure once they read our beautiful works
They would embrace us and love our humanly quirks!
So last night I taped them all over my skin
Knowing they’d find them if they took me again…
When I woke up, they were gone and I had a reply:
“We enjoyed reading those poems last night,
And thanks for the names of the earthlings too -
We have many more experiments to do!”
2/7/13
For Michael's boomerang...send your poem for a ride contest
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
day, fun, giggle, night, october, stars, sun,
The Space Between Stars Is Not Empty
As I sit here upon this full moon,
it is October not hot June.
The comets whiz by playing a happy tune,
they make me want to swoon.
The space between stars is not empty hooray,
it is filled with colors of blue and gray.
I love to watch by night and by day,
being filled with both the moon and sun spray.
I see this pretty space beltway,
the shinning diamond stars have much to say.
Each star has a roll to play,
out here in this pretty space buffet.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, space,
Is There Life On Mars
Two Martians went on a blind date
They agreed to meet at half eight
Dressed as harlequins
They looked like two twins
Them meeting was just down to fate
They sat down and ordered some beer
Drank it up and were soon full of cheer
They went to a star
Which wasn’t too far
And agreed Mars had no atmosphere
They decided to visit our earth
Most earthlings gave them a wide berth
A photo was taken
The image is makin’
A fortune - just think of its worth!
Both settled in the US of A
Martians friends came on a holiday
Wearing such clever disguise
They look like regular guys
Area 51 is where they stay
Subject Mars – Joe Maverick
07~05~15
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
analogy, deep, humanity, humor, imagination, introspection, wisdom,
Space Cadet
You'll find it is a good idea,
now and then,
to look at the bigger picture:
see with a broader view
the workings of your fellow men.
A word of advice, if I may,
please, don't stay too long,
be sure to always come back soon!
One learns next to nothing
about mankind
by looking at the earth
while standing on the moon.
NOTE: Another oldie.
Written by
Andrew Rymill
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, science fiction, space, time,
Bending Spoons
...A poem
is a spoon
that you can bend
with your mind.
It depends on psi
if you
are mutant
X or Y
a paranormal opportunity
or a wild talent
of psionic penmanship .
Stare at the pattern
on the handle
as you imagine
the handle
either roses or unicorns
are emblazon here.
So much the better
as your mind
bends the words
and the metal obeys...
Spoon begins to tremble
there is no knife
to run away with.
Then comes
the period
like an empty plate.
to contain
a bent spoon
with squeezed letters...
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, space, stars, wind,
To Eire Is Who, Man
All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe, write,
Letters
Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,
Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, courage, freedom, funny, hate, history, home, hope, humorous, journey, life, lonely, lost, patriotic, peace, people, places, political, space, travel, visionary,
Alien-Nation
One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.
Written by
Chrissie Morris Brady
Categories:
adventure, confusion, humor, lost, space, travel,
Space Or Spaced Out
In Space or Spaced Out
Bones grow feeble without gravity
This is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly
Blood fails to reach the brain
We must bear this in mind
Space cannot be navigated by the light headed
The semi conscious, on a journey with such a faint map
Think on this seriously, it is not a joke
Spaceships lost in the heavens is a hellish consequence
Sentient beings drifting half conscious is senseless
Concentrate your thoughts so that we do not scatter
Debris in the galaxies, cleverly made
And stupidly lost.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
child, funny, humorous, prayer, religious, science, science fiction, space,
Aliens At Your Bedroom Window
Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.
Written by
Reta Pruitt
Categories:
funny, humor, space, universe,
The Galactic Way
Galactic is our universe
Enhanced by wonder lust
Of stars that want to show their tails
Before they turn to dust.
Much like my sister and her mister
Out to light the town
In their galactic Lamborghini
Loaded all around.
And if they race like stars that hast
To blind with their bright lights
They might end up, a black hole stuck
And that would serve them right.
RETA PRUITT
August 30, 2016
(For contest)
Written by
J-Mag Guthrie
Categories:
america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,
Aliens
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, me,
The Space Invader
“Don’t-stand-so-close-to-me,” he said to her.
I’m feeling claustrophobic. Every time
I turn around, you’re right there at my shoulder.
Were you a poem, I’d make you its end rhyme!
“How rude you are!” his girlfriend then replied.
“The way you talk to me is a disgrace.
We’re finished!” As she strode away she cried,
“And this is me now giving you your space.”
For Black Eyed Susan's Space Contest
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
beautiful, children, funny, space, planet,
On a Planet In Far Outer Space
On a planet in far outer space,
You'll find a familiar face,
The folk there you see,
Well they all look like me,
It must be a beautiful place.
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, people, space
Mars and Venus
On Mars it's a man you will see.
On Venus a lady will be.
But what's so amazing,
Will make all your heads ring.
They both get together with glee!
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, freedom, history, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, journey, life, love, metaphor, natural disasters, nature, nostalgia, passion, philosophy, recovery from..., space, stress, travel,
Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part V
The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape.
Written by
Blake Holland
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
An Aquarian Exposition
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
cat, children, fun, funny, imagery, muse, race, space,
Can'T Catch Me
Can't Catch Me
field Mouse
did rouse
house cat
fell flat
took chase
fast race
small space
broke vase
smirk tease
took cheese
10/21/2016
Poetry Contest : FIVE FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES
Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,
The Stage Plan
Roaming in the ropes,
lubing like the tokes,
aging like the folks-
we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!
New ground that you tweet about,
...about a stout boy,
level headed,
awaits his crown,
disastrously loud-
prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.
Written by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson
Categories:
allegory, fantasy, children, friendship, funny, happiness, imagination, life, mystery, nature, passion, places, sea, seasons, space, visionary
Thunderstruck Sunshine
The clouds shook
A thick, black, very wet blanket out
In the Southeastern quadrant
Of the New Mexico firmament,
Complete with lightning
And growling, crackling,
Massive basso-profundo sound effects,
Inviting the sun to rest,
Take a load off,
Reeellaaaxxx!
Abrasively radiant,
Helios glared a brilliant, heated, passionate,
Steamy smile
Into the arid monsoon skies
And refused Storm’s invitation
To lie down and go to bed
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
child, humorous, imagination, space,
There Goes Ethan
One day on the trampoline, my nephew, aiming for the tree,
overshot his leap and jumped as far as the eye can see.
If you squint hard enough
you'll see it in the buff;
a minuscule dot orbiting the galaxy!
NOTE: My nephew Ethan is one of those kids where it's not enough to say he's skinny (if he inhaled enough helium I wonder the possibilities of him floating away).
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny, space,
Alien Danger
Granger was in danger,
An alien landed in his yard,
So he slimed him with his slime-gun,
The alien running hard.
The alien jumped into his rocket ship
And pulled the portals down,
He blasted into space
With a great big alien frown.
Granger told his parents,
They just laughed and shook their heads,
That is until they saw the scorch marks,
Just near the old chook sheds.
Written by
Tei Mickey
Categories:
art, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, peace, people, school, space, time
Homework... What Homework?!?
The clock strikes nine. Ink fills the night sky, until the silvery orb in the heavens is the only source of light.
The clock strikes twelve. Tiny pinpricks of light dot the raven-dark heavens. They shine brightly; as if each was
trying to outdo the last. I sit. And stare. And wonder. The clock strikes three. I shift and pick up my
homework. The assignment is a three page essay, due today. Should I do it? Nah... I toss it aside and resume
my staring of the sky.