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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute,
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
angst, feelings, humorous,
Jealousy is not the fear of losing
but the feeling that our position is threatened
As wet sand between your toes, unwanted
Sometimes jealousy turns into obsession
There are many wars, love your enemies ... never
We fight for love as a tender and small sparrow
Bitter taste, there is a fly in the soup
17.01.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, me, poetry,
I once knew a poet named Jan
She writes when sitting on the can
Some people here at soup
Think her poems are poop
Not everyone is a Jan fan!
Contest: Sensitive Community
Sponsor Skat (but a PD contest)
02~24~16
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A poet posted a verse on Soup
Receiving praise from those in the loop
But Vegemite spread
To Cunningham's dread
So Jan reported the latest poop
Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
food, funny,
I just can't believe it
I'm addicted to soup
I can't put the spoon down
I continue to scoop
So many flavours
I can't get enough
It's like there's heroin
They put in this stuff
Sure I can quit
Any time I want
But wait a minute
Look at that font
A few more minutes
Perhaps an hour or two
Good thing I kept reading
I got introduced to you
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
humorous,
You have written with your heart
And shared it with, those worlds apart
Bared your soul in every verse
For us, a blessing, for you a curse
With pain you struggled to be heard
As we skimmed through every other word
Perhaps it's just not your time
For you to share what's on your mind
One day all poets get their due
I'm quiet sure, that so shall you
If not by contest winning Soup
Jan might share with you some poop
It always makes me feel like a winner ! Hi Jan lol
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Disaster fell upon Soup Creek
When everyone heard Jenna shriek,
"Tom's Marmite was taken!
He'll have to eat bacon
Unless we all play Hide 'n Seek!"
Poem Details | by
Wren Rushing |
Categories:
animal, food, humor,
In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.
12/27/18
Poem Details | by
Damien Knight |
Categories:
funny,
Hello to the Soup
My name is Damien and I start my journey in the soup
I create words that riddle, rhyme, twist and loop.
Some folk say my name means The Evil One,
However for the record No I'm not The Prodigal Son.
I am just your normal everyday average savage,
My pen to the paper I methodically ravage.
I came here to say hello and wish you all well,
Before my wicked words cast their spell.
Hello everyone thank you for reading!
Damien Knight 02/20/16
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
animals, funny
I love to slurp up turtle soup
It always makes me want to whoop
Soft-shelled turtle or red snapper
Cut up and stripped of their protective wrapper
Like a thick gravy with turtley parts,
Little beady eyes and turtley hearts;
Chopped up into turtle stew,
Come on people try something new.
~For P.D.'s Turtle Soup contest~
Poem Details | by
I Am Anaya |
Categories:
humor,
Don’t be buffaloed it’s not Pancho Villa he’s dead
Just have’n a fling before what lies ahead
I respect Soup Creek and its laws
Although some have their flaws
There are no guns allowed where I am headed
Anaya’s Steak House, sure like the ring to that
A place of my own, where I’m no one’s door mat
On my way to the bordello
And then soon the rodeo
Mis campanero’s, I’m bringing my charro hat!
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny, humorous,
Eyelash soup
Get it while you can
It tickles all the way down
It makes you want to move and shout
When you eat two bowls
You get a wild urge to clean
Everything you have never cleaned before
You will move your oven out
Because that is what eyelash soup does for you
Hello, sir, how many bowls do you want?
Get it while it’s hot
It is not every day we make it
Difficult to get eyelashes you know
Eyelash soup
Get it while you can
For your mother and your wife?
What about you, sir?
What about a bowl for you?
Okay, sir, but let me tell you,
It puts a zing in your step that
was never there before.
Six bowls? Sure!
To go or will you be dining in?
Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
confusion, food, funny, parody,
Fly in the ointment,
I've heard said,
Flies will use you for
food, when you're dead
But a fly in the soup?
Which one of you??
How'd you get in somehow?
What did you do?
These rhetorical questions,
do not require answer,
But one thing does, for sure....
Just how did a zipper get in
my chicken noodle?
This question I do implore
My lips are torn,
my faith in Campbell's shot,
this is one thing,
to predict, I had a chance not
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
Clyde found a fly floundering in his soup
This discovery threw him for a loop
He summoned the maitre d'
And that pompous ***, said he
"Don't worry! He'll die if he eats that goop!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Kp Nunez |
Categories:
friendship, humor, poets, truth, wisdom,
These three things I have learned today,
no, not just one or two;
The lessons here I have to say
came while I Souped with you.
Real friendship gained has great value
there’s pleasure in it too;
though I expect not all of you
would want my friendship, true?
Another thing I’ve learned is that
when in doubt learn to ask -
‘Tis better to have known the fact
than make a big faux pas.
And still there’s that third lesson here:
Though one thinks he has class,
Soupers will know if not sincere
and be after his a$$.
*To all Soupers, this is not a slam, just having a blast with the gang!
21 February 2015
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, drink, friendship, humor, humorous, insect, parody,
Waiter waiter!
look!
but monsieur
you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas?
Waiter waiter
Not one swimming
around in my soup
a brown minnow full of brown poop
I don't want minnow poop
in the soup
why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow
waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk
ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine
before death
Waiter now I know why Greeks
throw dishes at walls
I swear than damn minnow tried to write
a poem, what gaul!
Plato must be going mad
in his grave
Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey
to drown out this bad taste?
No comment
Poem Details | by
Anya Chebukina |
Categories:
food, children, funny, life, giggle,
Chicken Noodle soup
On a cold and winter day
makes you feel all warm inside
And ready to face today
You slurp the noodles
and you smile at its tastiness
You drink the broth
and giggle a little
Its Chicken Noodle Soup
So slurp away.
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
allusion, funny, humor, muse, nonsense, satire, silly,
OK
Someone leaked this poem
I thought I hid it well
I didn't post on the net
and there's no one I would tell
Perhaps it's North Korea
heard they're hacking everyone
or that group they call the Lizards
just out to have some fun
Now all the time I spent
to write it, gone to waste
All millions have to do now
is simply cut and paste
I'm sure by now, around the world
everyone has downloaded
and my pop-u-lar-i-ty
on the web, exploded
But I still have some little gems
of which I'll never let them peek
unless of course, I find the source
of how my poems leak
Poem Details | by
Jackson Labaugh |
Categories:
beautiful, hate, humor, metaphor, political, sweet, world war i,
My alphabet soup,
it is getting very cold,
my microwave broke.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny, tribute,
A clever cookie and a good looky,
But certainly not a poetry rooky,
She always enjoys writing some,
Then stretching out in the Philippine sun,
Let's hope she never plays hooky.
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
art, food, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, husband, life, love, on writing and words, people, places, romance, social, wedding, wife,
Online tonite
looks like
a whole lotta' spoonin'
goin' on in the "Soup"
nosin' around the comment coral
I see love
amongst the group
yessir'...
hot Soup!
stirred
not shaken
marriage scent in the air
no fakin'
where it leads...
we shall see
I know some
are dippin' crackers in the "Soup"
but Lawd' knows
IT AIN'T ME!~
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, inspirational, people, places, visionary,
soupbowl
appetite dish
limerick cinquain freeverse
mind challenging boggling fun
potluck
Tribute To All
At The Soup
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
food, funny
Did you happen to see old Sam?
He's my poor turtle on the lam
It happened he was told
That his body had been sold
To a restaurant in the city
Where the cook had little pity
On the stove he put the pot
And the veggies that he got
But he had no turtle meat
So decided he would cheat
Chicken tastes about the same
Or so the turtles always claim
So his turtle soup became a mock
Cause he made it with chicken stock
!
For the Turtle Soup Contest
Poem Details | by
Iolanda Scripca |
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny
I bought the "hugest" pot I found
It's very tall, extremely round
I had enough with four teenagers
Killers of eardrums and Pizza beggars
I Googled recipes for "Turtle Soup"
I dreamed of flavors, carrots and this "group"
Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Rafael
Mutants in green - they jumped and almost fell
When coming in my kitchen they all at once in awe
"Mutant Ninja Turtle - The Gourmet Recipe" they saw
*
So now I quietly enjoy my veggie soup
A slice of pizza and an ice-cream scoop...
www.scripca.com
For Destroyer(Poet's contest: Turtle Soup
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
art, funny, hope, imagination, on writing and words, places, uplifting, work,
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