Humorous and funny Sorrow poems and/or funny poems about Sorrow. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sorrow funny poems!
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
The Internet: Rtrn
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
humorous,
Such a Sweet Sorrow
(WITH APOLOGIES TO SHAKESPEARE)
Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow
“I’m sorry but that’s not my barrow!”
My seatmate’s nose in the air,
I act dumb and even glare~
but just then I give another blow.
-Penned due to my irrepressible urge to respond to Jan and BL's posts-
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
07 March 2015
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,
Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, angel, beautiful, business, childhood, death, education, fantasy, farewell, freedom, friendship, funeral, funny, growing up, happiness, happy, health, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, nostalgia, on writing and words, parody, passion, patriotic, peace, people, philosophy, slam, social, song, sorrow, sorry, spiritual, time, woman,
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Dead
Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.
Trade unionists bounce along the street
Music blaring and the tapping of feet
From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat
Thatcher’s dead.
Street parties announced in the nation
Satan who brought economic inflation
Is deceased, now’s the time for elation
Thatcher’s dead.
Its times like this I’m sad I’m an atheist
And can only shout and wave my fist
And then go to the pub and get pissed
Thatcher’s dead.
Written by
Anthony Scandrick Ii
Categories:
anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,
Dear Michelle
You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
My Boredom Disease
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
angst, desire, humorous, irony, life, lust, sorrow,
Oh Well
Bill stared at a cute butt going by.
Wishing he were much bolder, he sighed,
"I would give all my pay
To roll that in the hay."
But looked up to see 'she' was a guy.
Written by
Anthony Scandrick Ii
Categories:
angel, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, daughter, death, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, faith, fear, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, girlfriend, grief, happiness, hate, heaven, hope, humorous, imagination, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sorrow, sorry, stress, sympathy, uplifting, heart, hate, hate, heart,
Never Take Hate Outside
When you're hurt inside,
And there's no where to hide,
And there's no one on your side,
And it's killing your pride,
Inside,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is chocking,
The heavy words never spoken,
The things that hurt you inside,
When love has died,
Inside,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is gone,
From being alone,
And it beats a solemn tone,
When you're cold inside,
It's only a short ride,
Never take hate outside
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, allegory, angst, animal, child, childhood, confusion, courage, death, dream, fear, funny, grief, hate, hope, humorous, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, memory, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, parody, passion, people, pets, philosophy, recovery from..., sad, satire, sorrow, spiritual, stress, success,
Inevitable Bear
Oh lonely Inevitable Bear,
Padding claws, death in white
Sorrow in recurring nightmare
Instinct’s test; fight or flight?
Camouflage against the fence,
A challenge; my subconscious fear
Ominous slowly moving silence,
“Let me in, there’s a bear out here!”
Written by
Clive Blake
Categories:
dark, death, family, fun, funeral, humor, sorrow,
Uncle Albert
He was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I shouted Uncle Albert,
He was who we visited when we went to see Uncle Albert.
But I'm sorry to say, he's now belated,
Sadly passed away, dead and cremated.
And what I can't understand,
And what I am eager to learn,
Is why has everyone stopped calling him Uncle Albert,
And started calling him Uncle Ern?
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Key V.
Categories:
funny, how i feel, humorous, repetition, sorrow, time, truth,
The Procrastinator
maybe i'll do it now, maybe i'll just wait or,
maybe i'll take a nap and save this little book for later,
maybe i'll go run maybe i'll go jog,
maybe i'll really think about it when this show is off,
maybe i should socialize, maybe i should stay inside,
maybe just maybe it may be better to go and drive,
maybe i should concentrate instead of try to contemplate,
maybe ask her for date or maybe i should wait?
maybe i'm a lazy guy, maybe i don't have the time,
maybe it'd be better if i didn't procrastinate.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
fun, funny, future, humorous, philosophy, sorrow, today,
A Sort of a Toast For Everyday Use
Let's be always gay
today
leaving sorrow
for tomorrow.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Jd Maxwell
Categories:
betrayal, emotions, funny, humor, humorous, irony, sorrow,
My Ty Lesson
One day I got up off the john,
And to my desk to work upon.
An hours passed. I looked around.
To my amazing eyes I found:
My paper took a shade of brown,
All up the page and even down.
My muddy desk, my muddy pen.
My muddy walls, around my den.
Furthermore, my hand it reeks,
For sure to come between my cheeks,
A lesson learned, remember it,
To wash your hands after you .
Written by
Alana Tye
Categories:
funny, life, memory, memory,
Land of Sorrow
Come go with me to the land of Sorrow
We'll check in the Heartbreak Hotel
Then, we'll take a stroll through Pain City
Throw a memory in Misery Well
Let's take a swim in Teardrop River
And take a ride on the Lonesome Train
Hike on up to Lover's Leap
No more to walk down Memory Lane
Written by
Plant A Tree Poetry
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, dark, death, humorous, light, sorrow,
When the Darkness Shines
"Your light burns brighter than a dying star"
Barked the Aardvark to the lightning bug
Suffocating in the mason jar
"Was it not I" replied the fly encased in glass
"Who gave Edison the idea of the bulb
By the seat of my enlightened ***"
"I thought i was special i must admit
And when my light dies out
I hope you step in ****"
Slipping in **** the Aardvark died on the floor
Because the little light burnt out
And darkness shined forevermore
Written by
Katherine Braithwaite
Categories:
humor, sorrow,
Who Would Have Thought
I’m finding Derrida de-structured
And Levinas‘ face makes me smile
Who would have conjectured
That one day I’d lecture
On thoughfulness and all its trials?
I prefer Kierkegaard to Sartre
Who sometimes makes me feel *****.
Who would have expected
That words would be texted
As men smoked cigarettes and drank beer?
Some people like reading Jane Austen
While others juggle with Wittgenstein.
Who would have discarded
The notes in the margins?
How sweetly these words recombine.
Munch liked to paint people screaming
his premonitions were extra strong
Who else would have expected
The human destruction
Europe gave to the world before long?
Written by
Vernon Witmer
Categories:
feelings, forgiveness, funny love, lost love, nostalgia, sorrow, time,
The Gift of Forgiveness
Suddenly Released From Purgatory,
Restored To Life,
The Love Taken From His Youth
Returned To Him Now.
Is This What Forgiveness From God Was Like?
In The Midst Of His Aging, All Opportunities Missed,
All Youth And Vigor Lost,
This Gift, A Cruel Reminder,
Of All That Was Stolen
By Time.
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
age, humorous, innocence, irony, life, sorrow,
Average
I refused to bow down to the mean.
To be average would not be my scene.
I’d avoid every trap.
This would be but a snap.
When I thought this, my age was eighteen.
Written by
Maria Mitea
Categories:
discrimination, fruit, humor, inspiration, mirror, sorrow, wisdom,
I Woke Up
but
to get to you
i need Maria
to take me
on the water
her legs
to touch the ground
for me to fly
her hands embrace the wind
for me to caress your cheeks
with the palm
to part your hair like a path
as lips touch your forehead
to taste the fire of today
i need Maria
to bring me to you
#de-dublation
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
funny, life, love, people,
Sweet Sorrow
Susan Shuster swore she'd send
Simple Scottie scampering.
"Scat, scat, Scott!" she shrilly shrieked,
"And stop that silly simpering."
Simple Scottie scans the sky,
Sunday's sunset shimmering.
"Shame, shame on Sue," Scott softly sighs,
"She'll share some sad remembering."
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
funny, health, humor, parody, sad, satire, sorrow,
Neck
I ain't gonna walk no more, no more
I ain't gonna walk no more
Got in a wreck and broke my neck
I ain't gonna walk no more.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
humor, joy, sorrow, spiritual, truth, uplifting, wisdom,
What Would Guru Do
When you are your saddest,
remember,
you are the brightest pimple
upon Brahma's a s s.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
death, funny love, memorial, sorrow,
Epitaph
I saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
Written by
Mark Stucky
Categories:
conflict, hate, humanity, humor, sick, sorrow, sympathy,
Get Well Card to Kindness
Dear Kindness,
Thank you so much for all you do
to help heal our wounded world.
We have heard, however,
you have faced health issues
of your own in recent years.
We’re so extremely sorry!
We sincerely wish and pray for you
to have a full and joyous recovery.
Stay well and God bless!
Humanity
(See also my poem “Quantum Acts of Kindness.”)