Humorous and funny Soccer poems and/or funny poems about Soccer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Soccer funny poems!
Written by
John Pen
Categories:
football, fun, funny, humor, humorous, soccer, sports,
World Cup 2014
Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
humorous, soccer, sports,
Coach, Coached
Working in physical education
Blond teacher had a realisation
Spotting a young boy alone
Standing all on his own
Her curiosity, frustration
Young man, why are you all on your own
To the others, why are you disowned
Well, I'm not the teams sweeper
I'm their bloody goalkeeper
Please Miss Coach, it's time you went home
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Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
education, humorous, irony, soccer,
Ode To Dyslexics -- a Soccer Poem
Woe is us, we wretched Dyslexicons,
We visionary thinking paragons,
We the summer-school-room-dwelling patsies,
We the ostracized by Spelling Nazis.
(sorry, lied about the soccer)
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,
hanks
once an old con bob hanks
greeted tellers with thanks
please call me dom
named for my mom
then thieved his way through banks.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
3rd grade, analogy, funny, games, soccer,
Boy Playing Socks Her- -
BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -
A little small boy;
On the field learning soccer;
He runs, kicks, shutter the ball;
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Trips falls ball rolls on,
Opponents a little girl
Sees, laughs he gets up "socks her"
8/29/19
Placed #2 in Contest
Writing Challenge 3, August 2019 - Six Lines
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