Humorous and funny Snowman poems and/or funny poems about Snowman. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Snowman funny poems!
Written by
Warren Doll
Categories:
fantasy, funny, snow, winter,
Snowman
Snowman stands in all his splendor
Perfectly made of three snow globes
Proud of his coal eyes and carrot nose
Large colored marbles for mouth and smile
Hardy twigs at his side for arms
Glancing down he’s quite content
He was made anatomically correct
Classically covered by a large fig leaf
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humor,
Snowman Ted
So to look up girls’ skirts, Snowman Ted
turned himself upside down on his head.
But he ought to be told
since the weather is cold,
girls wear boots and long trousers instead!
Dec. 24, 2017 For Eve Roper's 'Upside Down World - Limericks Only' Poetry Contest
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Frosty the Snowman
Did you hear about Frosty The Snowman?
His reign didn't play out according to plan.
Neighborhood dogs peed on him yellow.
He was one most mortified young fellow!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSGT, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "A Christmas Character Clerihew" Contest
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
humorous, memorial, snow, summer, sun,
Summer Snowman
note: St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes
Didja ever feel like a summer snowman?
Out of luck, living on borrowed time,
constructed from leftovers sentimentally
stored, given birth because Mom decided
to clean out the freezer.
And so, into existence, doomed from the start;
a pointless life lived for the amusement
of others, spent wearing black after Memorial Day
and wool in July, mouthing prayers to St Jude even
as the good saint's boss overrules and the
sun moves into position overhead.
Written by
Sarita Milliner
Categories:
dog, humor, imagination, silly, snow, weather, winter,
Snoopy Meets Snowman
Snoopy Meets Snowman
On one cold wintry day,
Snoopy went out to play,
With the Snowman, wearing a black top hat!
All excited to hear, “go fetch,”
Body posed and ready to catch,
But, the Snowman stood still and erect!
“Come on, come on! Throw it!”
(Barking silently in his mind)
“These are not sticks! They’re my arms you twit!
(The snowman replied, in kind)
Written: 12/22/16
Submitted for: Silly Christmas Cartoon Poetry Contest
Sponsored By: Laura Loo
Cartoon #3
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
anxiety, humorous,
Concerned Snowman
I’m a snowman standing on my head
built by Harry and his brother Fred,
With Just five balls of snow
two which are not on show,
Where they’ll put that large carrot I dread.
12/29/2017
Contest upside down world
Sponsored by Eve Roper.
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, sad
Snowman Suntan
Meet Frosty Snowman.
WHAT!!! BIG LUMP OF SNOW ON LAWN???
OOPS!!! Too much sunshine!
Written by
Terry Hoffman
Categories:
christmas, cute, funny, snow,
Joe the Snowman
There once was a snowman named Joe.
He was made of magical snow.
But, then sunshine appeared
and it happened as feared.
Joe put on a great melting show.
Written by
Clive Blake
Categories:
cute, fun, funny, humanity, humor, humorous, mythology,
Abominable Snowman Aka Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In its own time!
Written by
Gaye Hemsley
Categories:
humor, light, , cute,
Sad Snowman
A cute little guy named Joe
Was completely made out of snow
He was a bit of a clown
Standing upside down
And his smile turned to a frown.
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
Making a Snowman In Alabama
Making a Snowman in Alabama
By Elton Camp
In Alabama, whenever snow falls
“Let make a snowman,” a kid calls
The result that he wants to see
Is one like in books or on TV
But when the snowfall is through
There’s little with which to do
Balls of snow you try to gather
The dry stuff won’t stick together
It picks up dirt from the ground
The snowman’s the worst around
While folks up in Yankee land
Can build one that’s so grand
But I’d much prefer it be that way
Than piles of snow for weeks to stay
Written by
Anisha Dutta
Categories:
fun, funny,
Upside Down Snowman
UPSIDE DOWN SNOWMAN
Once bought candy in snowman-shape from town
to put in a water bowl, upside down.
No traces were left.
Candy melt and melt.
Slowly surprisingly it chose to drown.
12/27/17
'Upside Down World- Limerick only' Contest by Eve Roper
Third place
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
humorous, snow,
Downside Up Snowman
Lodged on a high valley in this far town
People like to turn the world upside down
In winter sky overturns
The snow cover children churn
Snowmen they make do something new on own.
A fat snowman comes to park downside up
Sniffing the frozen ground with red nose sharp
To stay straight head needs to strain
Blood from the legs goes to brain
Twig hands won’t help if he wants to stand up.
December 24, 2017.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, character, environment, funny,
Naked Snowman-
O! Naked snowman
Invisible nix within
it’s surroundings view
brightly shines the white
can’t be seen tween daylight paths
it’s surroundings view
wit one naked eyes
we do spy can’t see snowman
cause everything’s white
1/26/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©
Written by
Erika Paulino
Categories:
funny, humor,
The Snowman
The Snowman
There was a snowman with a cigar in his mouth, Who said, “this could easily go south!”
The sun’s coming down, I fear that I’ll drown,
I’m smoking my way down to Louth
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor, winter,
What the Snowman Knew
what the snowman knew
about the stars in the snow
hidden underfoot...
the sentinel sun’s hush money
good until the carrot falls
11/28/2018
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, baby, humor, humorous,
A Rabbit An Elk and a Snowman
A rabbit an elk and a snowman walked into a bar.
I stared at this neonate.
Did eight month olds talk?
No wait. He is nine months old right?
I check the calendar.
Nine months going on ten.
My first time at babysitting him.
The bartender says.
I run to get a pencil to write this down.
He gurgles at me.
Loud gas bubble pops
I get out my phone to videotape him.
Go ahead, I say.
The door opens. His parents have returned.
His mouth slams shut.
Loud giggle.
You are diabolical I say.
A bad baby.
He laughs himself silly.