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Poem Details | by
John Beharry |
Categories:
bird, color, humor, red, sky, water,
Looking up into the sky
a bird pooped in my eye
as it was flying overhead
causing me to see red
It was warm and soggy
making me feel queasy
I scurried into the house
like an upset little mouse
I headed for the kitchen sink
and got there in a blink
Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
When it was expelled
it had a funny smell
and the sink water
had a dirty colour
So when a bird is flying overhead
keep your head down instead
Do not look up into the sky
or you may get poop in your eye
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?
in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only
then arguing again and again
night in, night out.
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?
using the dark pauses in between
to yell the same name
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?
Poem Details | by
Harold Hunt Sr |
Categories:
funny,
Look up to the sky
Look up in the sky and what do you see?
Is it an airplane flying by me?
Look up to the sky what do you see?
Is it the sun shinning down on me?
Look up to the sky what do you see.
The moon is smiling down on you.
Look up to the sky what do you see.
The rain coming down on you and me.
Don't look now to the sky for birds are above.
And you don't know what will come down.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
animal, food, fun, humor, sky, summer, uplifting,
Quote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your
walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
A hot summer's day at the zoo,
beautiful white clouds with a bright sky of blue.
Look the elephants are being chased by the clean up crew,
watch out he just might moo.
Here we have lions of two,
just like me and you.
The cute little bear is eating bamboo,
they want bamboo and I want some hot beef stew.
The day and time is almost through,
let's go home and have some cheese fondue.
Poem Details | by
Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories:
flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,
Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
beauty, humor, moon, sky, star, uplifting,
You hang on a velvet black sky
Your beauty makes me want to sigh
Wearing a halo of stars
I bet you can see mars
The full June moon makes me want to cry
Date Written:6/5/2022
8 Place
howmanysyllables.com The Moon in June (Choose One of Five Forms) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Poem Details | by
The Grahamburglar |
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child, parents,
I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.
2/21/16
*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"
Poem Details | by
Iolanda Scripca |
Categories:
death, nature, sad, sky, giggle,
Chasing dazzled eyes of dew
Forests tickling greenness at my toes
Pebbles giggle lullabies in blue
Thirst is penetrating soul...
Echoed steps worries the skies
Violins long for their trees
Thunder without lightning shoots
Wounded sunset bleeds on heart
Chased and dazzled, color-blinded
Grass turns sky and sky is dirty...
No more thirst, a deaf encounter
Hunters of my soul...and I...
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to fly to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
beauty, funny, humor, humorous, night, sky,
Based on BBC news article "Supermoon lights up sky around the world"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-37978572
On the night November fourteen
By orbit's cycles, moon looms near
An astral stellar lunar scene
Since '48 the largest sphere
Around the world the drifting night
Heaven's show of nature's wonder
Peoples of the world unite
Common sky we all live under
From New Zealand to New Delhi
Cairo, London, Bondi beach
Leave the tablet and the telly
Go outside and stretch to reach
On your own or with some friends
Join the upward looking crowds
Pause and ponder - does space end?
Unless you're cursed with thick grey clouds
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,
i once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
she would leave with a frown
due to the awful commute.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky,
'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
I am in my wife's doghouse
'Harmony and understanding'
My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
What I wear evokes derision
They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
~ I taste turmeric on asparagus
___________________________________
Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The
Fifth Dimension' in 1969.
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Smith |
Categories:
allegory, beautiful, fantasy, humorous, mythology, sky, space,
A SMOKING GUN
Beholding planet Earth from the far reaches of space,
In the ink black cosmos the observers must give voice
What a beautiful planet have we here
A very unusual blue and green glowing sphere
It must be the gateway to heaven's door
Let's go have a look -- what are we waiting for
If the visitors decide to land on this inviting earthly scene
They'd be met with guns and bullets before counting to 13
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bird, humorous, sky,
A seagull’s just messed on my car
poop splattered the windscreen so far
it obscured my view
wet white slimy pooh
that seagull needs the abattoir!
To remove that horrible slurry
I leapt out my car in a hurry
and wiped the poop off
with an old washcloth -
clean windscreen, but seagulls should worry
To prevent seagulls having fun
I’m fitting a huge machine gun
if one poops on my car
then I’ll shoot from afar
and seagulls will be on the run!
Contest Any animal or creature Limerick
Sponsor by Charles Messina
NO SEAGULLS WERE INJURED IN THE WRITING IN THIS FICTIONAL POEM
8/31/18
Poem Details | by
John Beharry |
Categories:
bird, care, humor, insect, pain, sky,
While gazing at the sky
A gnat flew in my eye
Causing me to wince in pain
Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
So I could see clear again
When the gnat was dislodged
It came out very smudged
Like a soggy wet wheat grain
When next I watched the sky
A bird pooped in my eye
So I had to flush again
I must be unlucky
For what happened to me
Because it had me in pain
So when birds are on high
And there are gnats nearby
Caution I have to maintain
Poem Details | by
Kristie Raburn |
Categories:
culture, desire, encouraging, humor, moving on, nostalgia, soldier,
High above the parade ground
Our four groups of three
Lined up in a helicopter
Hovering over the trees
With parachutes heavy on our backs
The jump master checks for any slack
Chutes tightly packed, closed with twine
Fastened by cord to the static line
No one wants to be the first
Though we all willingly volunteered
After several hours of training
Our first time was finally here
Hooked into the floor
Inching closer to the open door
One by one... we jump
Our hearts in our throats... thump
Whoosh... we are floating
Slowly toward the ground
Open parachutes above us
Friends watching from the ground
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, dream, funny, nonsense, silly, sky, stars,
Porcupine
If you happen across a porcupine,
Staring upon the Milky Way,
It’s because he thinks he’s an Alien,
and longs to return home one day.
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, nature,
Honking Canadian Geese
Disagree about leader
Causing two hour flight delay
Quiet now fills sky
In honor of Brian Strand
Contest: Any Poem/max 12 lines
Written by: Sara Kendrick
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
blue, funny, moon, sky, stars, uplifting, world,
November will be gone real soon. I wonder if we will have a blue moon. That would make a funny cartoon. Can we have stars and a balloon.
Date Written: 11/9/2021
Poem Details | by
Anindya Mohan Tagore |
Categories:
funny, love,
I have ordered stars
to paint the sky for my love -
just check it out, dear
19.02.16
Poem Details | by
Bl Devnath |
Categories:
funny, leadership,
a genius village
head master also teaches
says one plus two's four
there's a dull student
wrote one plus two's three and failed
unfit for that school
wrong's right for many
drain brain problem what to do?
sky flies with bird's wings
Poem Details | by
Ingrid Showalter Swift |
Categories:
fun, funny,
“This is gonna be good”
I'm gonna dice it
slice it
half it
whole it
fork it
knife it
and spoon feed it….
to myself
You may say
Oh drop it!
Stop it !
chop it
crop it
lop it
flop it
or hop it if you must!
Cause I really know how to beat it
break it
take it
fake it
forsake it
and make it
…completely annoying
But ….you can’t say I didn’t
minced it
rinse it
create it
debate it
relay it
and do it …my very own way
(Apologies -actual form is a question??? I think it isn't one. Muse written)
Poem Details | by
Faith Carmichael |
Categories:
art, beauty, dream, humor, imagery, imagination, life,
Full moon tempted by the calling of the night
Shines brighter than glass on fire
Invisible flames, such a sight
Cover my eyes, colours me insane
Bring your honour
Not your pain
Too young to look, too blind to see
You smile with sins
The lord said to me
Must I live in good despair? I shot back
He’s gone
But Limbos walls begin to crack
The lightening bugs glow through the sky
Before the blackness comes
With a heavy sigh
Wake me up, not from sleep you once said
Id scratch your surface
Till my fingers have all bled
Sing not of virtues of what reflections show
Daisies live in hot days
But will they last all through the snow?
Poem Details | by
Ann Rich |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, fantasy, food, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, introspection, mystery, nature, people, time, uplifting, visionaryme,
The Stars lit up the skies and nothing could I see,
Except these huge Mansions that fly in the sky.
Swirling winds picked me up and carried me high.
Making trails in the clouds it was just me.
It was breathtaking just to be,
Afloat the top of mansions that fly.
The Moon was bright and the Sun a bit dry.
They were huge and magnificent to oversea.
Mansions in the sky that fly above it all.
Mesmerized I went in and found no end.
None were too small.
None occupied, not even by a friend!
Mansions that fly fill a brilliant sky,
All emptied but not by I!
© Copyright: Ann Rich 2006
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
art, beauty, humor, language, love, math, science,
We already can notice
dawn unfolds a warm greeting
of renewing hope,
a liturgical invocation,
not just because that's the way our Earth revolves
around that Other,
too hot and terror-powerful burning Sun,
and not just because we feel this way inside
our polypathic minds,
but because of both
deductive-inductive
exterior-interior
yang-yin bilaterally interdependent
creolizing languaged reasons
of Self with Other
nondual co-arising Earth's double-binding humane-divine acclimation,
natural-spiritual binomial balancing
cooperative
organic
dynamic
revolutionary ego/ecologically systemic
EarthMind InspiringNature.