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Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly, song,
Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Poem Details | by
David Sollis |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, song,
I’d love to sing proud and sing loud
But I’m embarrassed I might draw a crowd
So in public I’m dour
Though I sing in the shower
It’s the only time singing loud is allowed
Posted on my blog with an illustration - which you can see here-
http://tap-p.com/2014/08/15/singing-in-the-shower/
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor, drug,
Once there was a man called Jacob Pool.
Nightingale singing in the distance is Pool.
Sing all babes to sleep by night.
Drug to all depressed hearts.might!
bloody what a great sense from this fool!
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
allusion, funny, sick, song,
singing a song of harmony
cheerfully sung eternally
covered in pink so perfectly
my silly desire of tenacity
cheerfully sung eternally
from just drinking herbal tea
my silly desire of tenacity
pink is all I wore for certainty
from just drinking herbal tea
rushed to the emergency
pink is all I wore for certainty
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
rushed to the emergency
covered in pink so perfectly
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
singing a song of harmony
7/22/2016
A Monorhyme and Pantoum form with no perfect meter
Poem Details | by
Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories:
humor, lust,
there was a young lady from Trang,
renowned for her sexual slang,
in heat of the moment,
sang loud in the foment
oh darling I'm so glad you sprang!
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
There once was a boy named Meir
Who sung at home by the fire
His dad went insane
And yelled with disdain
"Why don't you go join a choir!"
Poem Details | by
Gayle Rodd |
Categories:
humor,
I've got no choice
I've lost my voice
My vocal chords lack power
So rest sweet neighbor
'Tis but a favor
I shant sing in the shower
Bite sized poem #39 contest
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Kinch |
Categories:
funny, happy, song,
Today I feel like singing
At the top of my voice,
Singing up loud and clear
Songs of rejoice.
Happy songs, cheerful songs,
The ones that make you dance.
Loud songs, quiet ones
And songs of romance.
I'm really NOT a singer
But I do like to perform.
To sing and open up my lungs
Makes me feel reborn.
There is only one problem
That causes me heartbreak,
My family all shout at me
That they've got a headache!
16th March 2017
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
Slick Singing Sally
She was called slick singing Sally
In a big rally down in the valley
Where she swiftly started to sing
And she gave it her everything.
You ought to hear her voice vibrate
Was so great we could hardly wait
She sure seemed so tall and thin
We wanted her to come back again.
Her eyes with mine would entwine
She was not Sally but Patsy Cline
Every time she sang her number
Said she was quite a cute cucumber.
Guess what next thing we planned
Was being in Grand Old Opera land
And said that she'd do some teaching
So we would stop all our screeching.
James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Poem Details | by
Curtis Johnson |
Categories:
funny,
She said somebody staged sordid shows.
Sometimes, simple souls sold solo songs.
Seems sad sounds saturated seven solid scenes.
Silly sad singers sat, singing silently since Saturday.
Sunday snow suddenly stalled; stood stunningly still.
Stoics stopped strangers shipping stolen steaks.
Sandwiches, soups, spaghetti; slowly surfaced.
Smooth-faced soft-hearted soldiers showed.
Solid, strong, speedy, spirited, slow speech.
062822PSCtest, Begin with A Letter, Angela Tune
The Letter 'S'
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny, sadwoman, love,
Have you ever, met a woman before?
Yes have you ever, loved a woman before?
You wake up and see her, and run out the door
That’s my woman, that’s my strife, that’s my wife
I met my woman in a pub
Yes, met my woman in a pub
Only woman kicked out the ugly club
That’s my woman, that’s my strife, that’s my wife
She’s never been kissed by a boy
Yes never been kissed by a boy
You’ll feel compassion for her abused sex toy
That’s my woman, that’s my strife, that’s my wife
Chorus:
That’s my woman, that’s my strife, that’s my wife
You know marrying her has ruined my life
But I love her, I love her so
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, religion,
From his pulpit the parson railed 'gainst booze
For some in his pews this wasn't good news
For so many, you see
Bootlegged on the qui vive
They all harmonized in singing the blues
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
culture, health, humanity, humor, integrity, society, song,
We meet within and without Earth
in singing circles
Round songs
proposing this day's square cubed marches
in 4/4
not not spatial seasoned time
within and without
singing interdependently ratioed ZeroSoul circles
Webs between life's right conservative feeling
without emotional intelligent walls
against left's liberal loving win/win boundaried thoughts
Singing ZeroCircles
meeting within cellular walls
without Earth-bound webs
of interdependently woven information
exforming previously well-sung re-creational circles.