Humorous and funny Simple poems and/or funny poems about Simple. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Simple funny poems!
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Hope
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple, word play, words, writing,
I Have a Love Affair With Parenthesis
(don't tell anyone)
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
desire, destiny, food, funny, humor,
Beyond Simple
Simple Simon met a cannibal
Going to the fair...
He never made it
Written by
David Mchattie
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
A Simple Thought
The color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The color of my skin
does not define me.
The color of my eyes
does not define me.
The color of my hair
does not define me.
Well... unless it was red.
That would be just creepy.
The End
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
Keep It Simple
Tho' some of my poetry may be a tad avant garde,
And 'tis fer dang sure I'll ne'er be a renowned bard,
But I try to concoct stuff that is original and creative,
That can be understood by the most untutored native!
Some verse I read leaves me scratchin' my head,
Tryin' to figger out what the composer said!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous, journey, judgement, life, philosophy, self, simple, success, truth, wisdom,
A Better Way
There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, nature,
Concerning the Achievement of Life Goals - Keep It Simple
insects set but two:
eating and copulating
(sounds okay to me)
Footnote: Goal #3 - Winning or placing in PD's Haiku contest
Written by
Deborah Finneran
Categories:
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Cookies-Food For Thought
Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
Written by
Jd Maxwell
Categories:
food, fun, funny, morning, perspective, simple, truth,
The Story of the Pot and the Kettle
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the cup,
With that to see it’s bottom by,
And so the pot spoke up.
“Pardon me to even know,
For I don’t mean to meddle,
But you are all black down below,”
The pot said to the kettle.
For a moment to rebuff,
The kettle answered back,
“I’ve seen your bottom oft enough
And yours is just as black.”
Looking down and much contrite,
The pot did then exclaim,
“It seems that Kettle, you are right,
I guess we’re both the same.”
Written by
Michael Campbell
Categories:
children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,
Boys
Running
Leaping
Spinning
Crashing
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.
Written by
Lorenthia Clayton
Categories:
care, character, friendship, funny, silly, simple,
Nancy, My Friend
You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend
& this poem has come to an end!
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny, hilarious, simple,
The End
The End
The Beginning
The Middle.
The End.
Written by
Kira Price
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, silly, simple, social, symbolism,
Home Sweat Home
A triangle top
A square foundation
A picketed white fence guarded
by
two spotted dalmatians sitting on the
shaggiest rug that reads
"Home Sweat Home"
Written by
Mason Hartley
Categories:
humor, philosophy, sad, satire, simple, society, truth,
Daylight Savings
Daylight savings lies.
The days length never changes
Nor do I sleep more.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
faith, health, humorous, people, prayer, religion, wisdom,
A Simple X-Ray
Too often, a simple X-ray
makes militant atheists pray.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Carmen Sunshine
Categories:
crazy, humor, relationship, simple,
Insanity
I let this man into my life
Narcissistic, pompous, preening
Speaking foolishly of things unfair
As I didn't get the meaning
Nothing spoken but hot air
Incredible enormous vanity
Things said I couldn't bear
You know it was INSANITY
Written by
Robert Ronnow
Categories:
brother, clothes, death, hope, humor, morning, simple,
Brother Death
Even in the last days you need clean clothes;
therefore you may be found in the laundry
mornings, small task against the larger one
of not breathing. With simple joy
men may forget to fear their deaths.
Six inches of snow reminds us of its dominance
in a pleasant way. Coming and going of sleep,
circling of the moon around the earth, earth
around the sun. The great man dies
and this makes death more noble for us all.
It is with joy that I accept the pains
that herald my end. I do my job well.
I go to the well and break the ice for water.
The bucket comes up full of dying wonder.
Written by
Folajin Ademola
Categories:
humorous,
Simple Arithmetic
One
Plus two,
Equals three;
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
Gives two...
One.
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple,
Molly
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
appreciation, devotion, friendship, funny love, humor, simple, true love,
Affection Not Perfection
She descended the stairs
Hair matted sleep in her eyes,
Cup of coffee toast and
marmalade please she cries,
Wearing her baggy cardigan
Night dress crumpled with stains,
No teeth in her mouth morning breath
Reminders of recently blocked drains,
To say the least she doesn't look
Her very best,
There again I'm a little shoddy
In my under pants and string vest,
How we look in the morning
to others we would not share,
Our love for each other has no
bounds just shows that we care.
Love is affection not perfection.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
Doe
Metti blic,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
Written by
Litan Dey
Categories:
humorous, simple, society,
Lizard
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.
I am tired
thirst for your love
I can not bear this loneliness
When I stop thinking about you
The Lizard run over my head
Why you are making sounds now, Lizard?
If you are happy with her
Give me more pain!
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Day passes
My night lengthened
If it is true to life as one wish
Why I became deaf?
Lizard! Stop making false clops
Written by
Curtis Forsythe
Categories:
humor, nonsense, simple,
Just Simple Convoluted Rational Nonsense
Black of night
Light of day
I used to go
But now I stay
Summer heat
Winter cold
I once was young
But now am old.
Desert dry
Ocean wet
I used to freeze
But now I sweat.
Full glass
Empty cup
I once was down
But now am up.
Vinegar sour
Honey sweet
I once was strong
But now am weak.
Fancy hat
Ball cap
I once was lean
But now am fat.
Cool blue
Hot pink
I used to leap
But now I think.
String bikini
Formal gown
I used to smile
But now I frown.
In time
Out late
Time now to end
This foolish prate.
Written by
Dave Timperley
Categories:
funny, simple,
Teatime
We wondered what we could have for tea,
So we opened the freezer just to see.
Ah! Crispy duck we did espy,
Thought we would give it a try.
How to cook it we did not know,
On the back was the way how.
Here we found what we did not seek,
Instructions in languages we did not speak.
So back to the freezer it was dispatched,
Another plan we soon had hatched.
A simple meal made us lick our lips.
A nice hot plate of Egg and Chips!
A silly poem on the spur of the moment.
© Dave Timperley June 16 2015.
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, light, silly, simple,
Boxing Clever
Billy Bob King the boxer felt
entitled to punch below the belt.
Not because he was a cheating swine.
His lack of height, set a low punchline.