Humorous and funny Silver poems and/or funny poems about Silver. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Silver funny poems!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
age, beauty, funny, hair, old, silly, silver,
No Blue Hair
No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double chin.
Silver streaks through thinning hair,
dimming eyesight no repair.
Crinkly crow’s eyes and flat feet
singing as the Maker I meet.
I don’t care what you say,
I can’t hear you anyway.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
age, humor, uplifting,
- My Silver Gray Ferrari -
Never give up, fight if you can
Rheumatism has already attacked joints all over the body
Hands, shoulder, elbow, hip, ankles and knees are not as they once were
You have to fight on ... but is not easy getting old
My brilliant car ... so raw and simple ... a cure for depression
It is not difficult in any way
I just love it ... a real Ferrari puppy
29.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Julian Lawson
Categories:
fun, humorous, science fiction, silver,
No Im Not a Robot
How can a robot know?
But I likes a piece of poetry
To set my circuits all aglow,
R2D2's just a drone,
Steve Austin he can barely scan
Robots generally 'e don't rhyme,
But a cyberman 'e can!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Born With a Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Brought into this world with a bent silver spoon
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny
The Silver Bell
Aunt Elsa’s Maid
By Elton Camp
Aunt Elsa always had a thing to tell
Each visit she picked up a silver bell
“To call my maid, this is what I use.
She comes and does what I choose.”
But, somehow the maid was away
Whenever it was our visiting day
Aunt Elsa had a most ordinary job
Yet she had the demeanor of a snob
But her sophistication she did parade
Continually reminded us of her maid
We all acted just so very impressed
Did no harm to go along, we guessed
We didn’t the actual fact misconstrue
The “maid” when the words were true
Wasn’t a servant the bell could seek
But a cleaning lady one day a week
Written by
Natasha L Scragg
Categories:
humorous,
Silver Surfer
I saw an old lady at home
Whose habits bizarre when alone!
She thinks she's abroad
On her ironing board
Surfing tides in a wavey zone.
Her arms and her legs were well spread.
Her curlers tucked neat on her head.
Her pearls sparkled bright,
She squealed with delight,
"Well I can't do this when I'm dead!"
Affectionately dubbed "Silver Surfer"
What a spirit for any to care for!
A tonic indeed
When humour's the need,
And for it the board ain't much worse, awe!
Written 14th July 2022
For the "Limerick" contest
(For a picture of a lady standing on
an ironing board, poised like a surfer.)
Sponsor: Lisa YY
Written by
Mariana Pavlich
Categories:
funny, imagination, life, dark, dark, silver,
Unicorn Tapestry Gilded Cherubs
A thousand candles around a tranquil green lake
Raindrops began splashing circles into the water
White lead face paint red cinnabar alibaster skin
Sleek and smooth prominent jaw amiable smile
Strong Italian accent suits of silver Fiddler plays
Unicorn swung its horn fought the ropes puffing
Silver hooves crushing the rushes Nostrils flared
Frozen tears around her neck , thick and dark red
A shriek in the courtyard Just a nightmare Sat up
A silver goblet of spiced wine nipped her tongue
Hot sweet ginger nutmeg cinnamon Dark lashes
Written by
Rachel St.Cross
Categories:
art, humorous, metaphor,
Silver Bells
Glimpsing his velvet silhouette amid the locker rooms shower...
Bronzed beauties masculine muscular physique; hypnotized by surprise ??
This golden stallion stirring emotions deep inside i never knew but could dare deny
Every ripple as every breath; feeling the blood, rushing to my head; making my way
Unto his stall flowing locks, sandy blonde hair glistening droplets; crystals, hazel eyes.
................................... * Smile, A Poem For Fun, LOL. ~
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, words,
Silver and Gold
Lollipops and lemon drops
loll lazy on the tongue
From ten silver fillings ~
gold 'new words' are sprung
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Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Silver Lining
We prayed to evade Delta Strain
God dumped on us buckets of rain
Trump spoke to the sky:
"There's no need to cry
My tax returns washed down the drain!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Born With a Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly old baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Entered this world with a bent silver spoon
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, sports, success,
Long Jonn Silver Goes For the Gold
Long John Silver, a hurdler, goes for the gold
Tall and long-legged, he sure fits the mold
Long John clears every bar
It's his moment to star --
'Til his 'other long leg' sticks out too far
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
A Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Brought into this world with a bent silver spoon
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
Silver Mine
He inherited a silver mine
Which had such a beautiful shine
Others heard about his luck
Tried forcing him to buck
Their tricks showed that he had a spine