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Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
cute love, fun, giggle, romance,
A kiss lights a spark of passionate fire, a flirt with warm lips
If the snow is white ... the rainbow brightness of the smiling sun in the rain
Soft as dew, three words so easily : "I love you" ... I believe ...
Syllable:
15 - 18 - 15
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21.12.2016
Sun :) A-L Andresen :)
Poem Details | by
Brenda Atry |
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, december,
December 12.2012
The scales are balanced, great joys ,vast heartache, deep rooted love.
Age withered appetite ,no food, nor travel desired, memories rekindle want ,but not drive.
A weekend with Hugh Jackman can surely re whet my palate, oh wolverine on high!
Brenda Atry December , 2012
Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funny, old, old,
loving notion, dying of an overdose of love potion
heavenly dream of an old gent far spent, as mind finishes rent
an old man expires, as beautiful aid rubs back with lotion
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For Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Die A 'Fun' Death Contest
Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funny
~Lost are our beautiful starlets in the early forties
In full garb, signs of their times, dancing tipping toe prancing their stance
Contrasting our times, no cleavage revealed , but legs were bare
For: Rick Parise
Contest Name: May I Have This Sijo Dance
Poem Details | by
Glenn Sentes |
Categories:
funny,
Damn your feet that crushed and squashed thousands of grapes in the pool!
While we only have eaten those purple drupes in our wildest dreams
And did you just say you would make wine from those feet-ground fruits?
Glenn Sentes
For Nette Onclaud's ON YOUR FEET Contest
01-26-12
*Adjudged 1st Place
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
feelings, humorous,
Peering into the placid pool of water at the creeks edge
She retreated in shock at the old wrinkled white-headed lady
Her mother's ghost must have appeared instead of her own reflection
Fear and disbelief engulfed her warm spirit of youthfulness
As she hopped, slightly bent back up the trail to her ancient dwelling
How can this be, life's plays tricks, in realization the mirror speaks
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny
Six ballerinas on their toes waiting for curtain drop,
five of them are female and one male dressed as a ballerina,
I mingled among them in tutu,find which one is me!
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (5th April 2011,photo based)
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, imagination
Following the trail of an ant I almost reached its nest,
a grasshopper came in between and told to follow it,
as I turned my back, you trampled us with your high heels in my dream.
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (23rd March 2011)
Poem Details | by
Charles Sides |
Categories:
funny, kiss,
Have you taken notice of how they kiss in Hollywood?
You mean those hot, sexy, steamy kisses in the movie love scenes?
No, the ones when heads are side by side and they kiss the air
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
analogy, art, cat, fun, funny, perspective, pets,
A pen travels across paper; a line appears to follow.
Curiously growing eyes; anxiously follow its path.
Muscles and tendons taught; cat leaps and the sketch is gone.
Poem Details | by
Destiny Samlock |
Categories:
funny
We will dance all night and into the early morning
We forgot our outfits and we have nothing to wear
We will wear our shower caps and chicken coats instead
Poem Details | by
Meredith Tally |
Categories:
day, funny,
At the Beach, people play in the sand and watch the waves go by.
Maybe they will take a stroll on the boardwalk by the shore.
Or binging on taffy, a childhood dream.
Poem Details | by
William Masonis |
Categories:
funny, history, social,
Confusion reigns in him, even before the press conference.
Yet when there's a chance to make a bad choice, none's more decisive.
Acting only when he must, he throws the chips, lets them fall.
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
humor, nature, poetry, spring, tree,
Yoshino cherry tree, blossoms glistening in the sun
Most vibrant display of white-pink blossoms, with faint almond fragrance
Delightful moment, overcome by a massive sneeze attack
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October 15, 2019
F F I series 29 sijo
Brian Strand, sponsor
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, character, conflict, confusion, endurance, food, funny,
The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, confusion, cute, funny,
/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap, burnt them up...enough said so sad blacken charcoal breads
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
adventure, humor, ocean,
THE OCEAN’S DEED
Rushing waters of natural pool
cascade onto my head.
Better half's off to grab camera —
shot he’ll take when I’m dead.
The ocean’s deed to push me under
amuse the man I’ve wed.
7/25/2020
7/25/2020
Modern Sijo
Total of 45 syllables
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
crazy, funny, humor, rap, urban, word play, words,
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy.