Humorous and funny Shape poems and/or funny poems about Shape. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Shape funny poems!
Written by
Deborah Burch
Categories:
birthday, dedication, funny, happy,
Happy Belated Birthday Anne-Lise
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE-LISE!!!!!
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOU
BAPPYBAPPYHIRTHTAYDOYOU
BAPSYBIRSDDAY
A L
N I
NS
E-E
HIPPYBARSDAYSOYOU
:) I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THIS DRINK WHEN I SAW THE SQUARE BUBBLES!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLL WEEEK LONNNNGGGG!!! LOVE YOU BUNCHES, DEB
7.27.2012©deborah burch
Written by
Dawn Drickman
Categories:
food, funny,
Champagne
CHAMPAGNE, CORKED BOTTLES OF EFFERVESCENT FUN
SWEET AND FRUITY TO THE TASTE, OR MAYBE EXTRA DRY
A TINY GLASS OF BUBBLING, POPPING, SPLASHING FUN
MAKE A CHOICE, BRUT, SPARKLING, OR SIMPLE ROSE
WHEN ON A FRUGAL BUDGET, ANDRE’S PINK
DOM PERIGNON FOR THE WEALTHY
KORBEL FOR UNDER TWENTY
PRICED JUST RIGHT
FOR YOU
"C"
"O"
"L"
"D"
"C"
"H"
"A"
"M"
"P"
"A"
"G"
"N"
"E"
IS SO
DELICIOUS
"HAVE A GLASS TONIGHT"
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, women,
Funny But True
Time=
Second,
minute, hour,
day, week, month,
year, decade, century ..
and women buying clothes
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Not Just Broadminded
.
I
just
made an
inventory of
all my body parts
......................................
and I am heavily overstocked
in all the wrong
places
.
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, gender, women,
Respect Her Always
Never treat a woman
like an object.
It hates
That.
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,
Mobile Phone
The mobile phone
t
a
k
e
s
away peace . . .
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Thinking
.
Plan Ahead
Thnk!
Just needing a laugh..
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^ ^
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:)
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,
Easter Egg, Abecedarian: With Egg Shape-
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April Aroma...
Beckons Beauty.
Come Children!!!....
Daisies Daffodil.........
EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
Fun Filled Freedom.......
Giddy Giggly Games...
How ya' Hangin'???
Just Jolly Joey!
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HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
computer, funny, technology,
Computers Are Annoying
I
was
about
half way
through down-
loading an update
for iTunes, when I was
interrupted by a pop-up
window asking me if I wanted to
download an even newer version of iTunes …
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
Flower Power
@ @ @
@ W @
@ h o u @
@ y @
@ @ @
d
o
n' i
t n c
g e
i
v
e
m e f l o w e r s ?
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
I'Ll Take Two
I’m
not an
expert in
marketing,
but if I was to
start selling milk -
the carton would have
to be shaped like a boob.
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
allusion, funny,
Bread V Beer
So
every
single loaf
of bread tells
the tragic story of
grains that could have
been turned into beer,
but ultimately
failed
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
friendship, funny,
Friends Are Priceless
A
good
friend like
you is worth a
million dollars,
so if you don't
mind; can
I sell
you
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
humor,
Party Time
.
it
is a
condition
of my will that
popcorn is inserted
into my body cavities
soon after my
death
.
that
will make
my cremation
a bit more interesting
to say the
least
.
Written by
Gary Radice
Categories:
fun, holiday, humorous, travel,
The Leaning Poem of Pisa
I wish to share a
secret about a
landmark I've
just viewed -
the tower of
pisa doesn't
lean it's the
world that's
sadly skewed.
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Thinking of You
You
can never
really discuss
life insurance with
your partner without
them thinking you
have secret
plans
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny love,
She'Ll Love You Forever
.
If
you
want to
buy a girl
some clothes
...........................
buy the smallest size
and get a gift
receipt
.
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Laziness 101
Don’t
you hate
it when all
the cutlery is
dirty and you’re
eyeing up that huge
decorative wooden fork
that’s hanging on the wall?
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
humorous, i love you, life, love, red, romance,
Lover
i i i i i i
i i i i
i i i do really try to love
i i
i i
i i
i i
i
generally it is tough
as I love but not enough
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
age, funny,
Middle Age Dread
I
just
walked
back into
the kitchen
for some juice
and then walked
out with a sandwich,
a glass of milk, sweets
and the TV remote
that I lost when
I last went in
my kitchen
an hour
ago
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Shiver Me Timbers
and
the Pirates
that used an ‘X’ to
mark the spot were really stupid,
if they’d used a ‘G’
no-one would
have found
it
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Misnomer
I'm
sure they
were probably
called 'Jumpolenes'
until that first accident.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
angst, anniversary, city, fish, giggle, sad love, tribute,
Boobs
Booze doggy,
booze...
Snooze sloggy groove,
Cruz... cruz-
joggy,
news,
so true,
exactly what I do.
Ignite it!
Write the flame,
understand litany's shame,
do one do others,
because of my brothers,
who said who'd who?
Calculated the hairy groove...
I seemed to choose,
I seemed to have become new-
but this towns very coldness shows me shoes.
I'm going home now,
to vote for more proof,
an even-ness or eventual eagerness.
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, women,
She Plays a Dirty Game
So,
how is
it that my
wife can be so
good at Tetris and
so useless at stacking
everything in the dishwasher?
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
dog, food, funny,
Doggone
The
5 second
rule you all use
for dropping food on
the floor is useless if
you have got a
2 second
dog