Humorous and funny September poems and/or funny poems about September. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious September funny poems!
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,
Cross-Eyed Woman -Limerick-
Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall
after running into a brick wall
she was hit over the head
with a big loaf of bread
while trying to play basketball.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.23/2004
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
autumn, cat, humorous, moon, night, september,
Ferris Wheel
ferris wheel
rising with the moon and stars
suddenly stops
but hey diddle diddle
almost jump over the moon
Written by
Eileen Clark
Categories:
autumn, humorous, october, poetry, time,
September and October
The September days can get very hot
Turn on the air conditioner, then it's not
By late afternoon you are cold again
Turn off the air and let evening set it
The very next day you wake up to a chill
Is that really frost on your windowsill
Get out the sweaters and turn up the heat
The days to come this activity we'll repeat
We are just now entering the first of November
Much talk of a heat wave, so try to remember
Weather change happens so don't lose your cool
Predicting the weather makes a smart man a fool
Author Eileen Clark
Written by
Robbie Mcclellan
Categories:
crazy, giggle, hilarious, humorous, life, september, silly,
Knocked Out By a Coffee Pot
I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was stuck to the counter from some spilled coffee and after pulling gently a few times I finally gave it one big yank and it let loose. Now I’m seeing stars and have 'Mr. Coffee' spelled backwards on my forehead ???? #EEFFOCRM
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, community, farm, friendship, humor, october, september,
barn raiser
some people think us rowdy
we greet them with a howdy
and once in our barn
they get a tall yarn
and some apple pan dowdy.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, conflict, funny, giggle, humor, insect, september,
autumn bicker
a farmer under a tree
remarked when stung by a bee
seems each september
rain or fair weather
we seldom seem to agree.
Written by
Marc O'Brien
Categories:
football, funny, games, grave, high school, leadership, usa,
Outside The Beltway Thoughts On Chiefs vs Ravens September 5, 2024
Edgar my dear
Why do you have that spear
Is that your plan?
When in a jam?
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red
When they fight the fowl volture appearing dead
Spirit Haunting
Spirit Daunting
Blazing under the Baltimore sun
Until Poe's poetic message is done
No swift moves will be here
Only Chiefs carcasses holding their Daly beer
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
autumn, change, humorous, nature, rain, september, wisdom,
Thought To Order Nature
I thought to order Nature,
yet it rained that picnic day:
apparently her sun, did not listen,
had she even bothered to ask, my wonder?
I thought to order Nature --
in retrospect, a Saturday blunder.
I thought to order Nature --
fondest of autumn now my late fall --
bright patterns, so enlivening!
Speckled flora, like my own
somewhat disheartening, though fitting --
my parlor, much paler
could pop with fresh color~ Oh, to order Nature,
would give my last Dollar!
So, Nature could not be ordered
though her seasons vary in length
not fixed like Tablet Stone~ never try to order
nature:
Her only sure clear -- clearly has a mind
all her own!