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Poem Details | by
Cynthia Jones |
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,
Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall
after running into a brick wall
she was hit over the head
with a big loaf of bread
while trying to play basketball.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.23/2004
Poem Details | by
Thomas Martin |
Categories:
autumn, cat, humorous, moon, night, september,
ferris wheel
rising with the moon and stars
suddenly stops
but hey diddle diddle
almost jump over the moon
Poem Details | by
Eileen Clark |
Categories:
autumn, humorous, october, poetry, time,
The September days can get very hot
Turn on the air conditioner, then it's not
By late afternoon you are cold again
Turn off the air and let evening set it
The very next day you wake up to a chill
Is that really frost on your windowsill
Get out the sweaters and turn up the heat
The days to come this activity we'll repeat
We are just now entering the first of November
Much talk of a heat wave, so try to remember
Weather change happens so don't lose your cool
Predicting the weather makes a smart man a fool
Author Eileen Clark
Poem Details | by
Robbie Mcclellan |
Categories:
crazy, giggle, hilarious, humorous, life, september, silly,
I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was stuck to the counter from some spilled coffee and after pulling gently a few times I finally gave it one big yank and it let loose. Now I’m seeing stars and have 'Mr. Coffee' spelled backwards on my forehead ???? #EEFFOCRM
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, community, farm, friendship, humor, october, september,
some people think us rowdy
we greet them with a howdy
and once in our barn
they get a tall yarn
and some apple pan dowdy.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, conflict, funny, giggle, humor, insect, september,
a farmer under a tree
remarked when stung by a bee
seems each september
rain or fair weather
we seldom seem to agree.
Poem Details | by
Marc O'Brien |
Categories:
football, funny, games, grave, high school, leadership, usa,
Edgar my dear
Why do you have that spear
Is that your plan?
When in a jam?
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red
When they fight the fowl volture appearing dead
Spirit Haunting
Spirit Daunting
Blazing under the Baltimore sun
Until Poe's poetic message is done
No swift moves will be here
Only Chiefs carcasses holding their Daly beer