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Poem Details | by
... Gigno |
Categories:
emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses,
What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive
The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, senses,
I once knew an old bloke called Peter
Whose body could smell so much sweeter
He stank of stale wee
B O and coffee
T’was worse when he sat by the heater!
His daughter whose name is Anita
Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter
He bathes twice a day
She gave him some spray
From Peter there is no foul fetor!
04~09~17
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, senses,
Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!
At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,
imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel
you've been stuck in for years
the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam
that gets brighter as it nears
get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.
Poem Details | by
Shanity Rain |
Categories:
candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny, house, husband, imagination, mystery, poems, senses, sweet,
The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.
After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered.
Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.
I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.
Poem Details | by
Rainbow Promise |
Categories:
art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,
Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic,
Chinese, Japanese, Other.
Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.
These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!
Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.
Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!
I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to
Live in this World of ours!
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Poem Details | by
Julian Bohan |
Categories:
angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,
RIPAE BENI DEAU VER
In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.
Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him.
www.jesus.si
Poem Details | by
Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories:
food, funny, morning, senses,
sun up at my feet
fresh bread, bacon sizzling scent
I guess not awake
Poem Details | by
Wallace Kaufman |
Categories:
animal, beauty, humor, language, onomatopoeia, senses, word play,
Where this time?
The pair makes several tries--
my hard hat, a can of nails, window ledge
all filled with leaves.
How do they judge
those inferior, this one prime?
It's predetermined,
I don't know how.
So too their songs--
he two-notes or three-notes,
and she chirrrs along.
Same songs, same positions,
morning in and morning out.
I wake to their repetition.
If they watch me, no doubt
they'd see my own routines,
but neither they nor I can find
what isn't wired in my genes.
Why does this human mind
hear Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
in his operatic voice?
Or is it video, video, video?
It's his song, but my choice.
Poem Details | by
Perry Campanella |
Categories:
beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
Poem Details | by
Jacob Reinhardt |
Categories:
analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,
Clock!
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms.
Accusations fly
As you collect your daily payment of attention.
When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.
You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!
Clock!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.
Jacob Reinhardt 09/05/2013
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
body, food, giggle, innocence, pollution, rude, senses,
Oh my, I'm suffering from wind
I just wish my body would rescind
For my quilt I do probe
It's on top of my wardrobe
Out of reach and totally pinned
.
Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'
Poem Details | by
Gail Foster |
Categories:
england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel, youth,
smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus
by gail
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
clothes, funny, humor, senses,
A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, senses, wind,
A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit
The stench as he left was so rank
4/19/18
Poem Details | by
Valerie Ann Thomas |
Categories:
character, giggle, love, niece, senses, silly, smile,
Always wrapped in my arms
with hugs that just come naturally
Unique in your very own special way
with that spectacular flair
Delightful dazzling dances, and to be so daring
with those acrobatic stunts
Really silly laughter of giggles
that are a constant flow of joy
Everyday the love that you bring into my life
will last forever....because
You are "My Little Sunshine"!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, senses, wind,
Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!
Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings
11-27-17
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,
wife’s loquacity
spouse turns his hearing aid off
silence is golden
Senryu Contest
Sponsored by Mick Talbot
7/6/18
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
age, birthday, grandparents, health, humor, senses, sexy,
I remember, do you,
age appropriate for two
grandparents like you,
when sixty-nine
was a thing that you do
when you're hot twenty-and-a-few
too many.
I remember, do you,
grandmother's party at the zoo,
Happy SixtyNine on her cake
smelled and spelled like "Mistake",
Happy BodyDay to you two,
each doing who,
sweet memories
too.
Poem Details | by
Catherine Labeau |
Categories:
senses,
feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the job
as american standard is occupied.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
divorce, funny, humor, lost love, marriage, passion, senses,
The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, senses,
I know an old lady called Mel
By golly she doesn’t half smell
When she lifts up her arm
It is cause for alarm
I shout bye and then run like hell!
2nd February 2017
Poem Details | by
Weeping Willow |
Categories:
humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,
Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability
Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality
Poem Details | by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!