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Humorous and funny Senses poems and/or funny poems about Senses. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Senses funny poems!

Written by ... Gigno
Categories: emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses,

Necessity

What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive

The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away

A collaboration with Poet Destroyer A: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=18720

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, humorous, senses,

Peter Pugh

I once knew an old bloke called Peter
Whose body could smell so much sweeter
He stank of stale wee
B O and coffee
T’was worse when he sat by the heater!

His daughter whose name is Anita
Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter
He bathes twice a day
She gave him some spray
From Peter there is no foul fetor!

04~09~17

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, senses,

The Sound of Silence

Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!

At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!

Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Written by Shanity Rain
Categories: candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny, house, husband, imagination, mystery, poems, senses, sweet,

Sweet Carmel

The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.

After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered. 

 Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.

 I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
           
 T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.

Written by Rainbow Promise
Categories: art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,

Rap Has No Ethnicity

Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye 
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic, 
Chinese, Japanese, Other.

Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.

These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!

Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.

Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!

I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to 
Live in this World of ours!

Written by Julian Bohan
Categories: angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,

From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - E Pluribum Anus

RIPAE BENI DEAU VER

In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him. 


www.jesus.si

Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.

Written by Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories: food, funny, morning, senses,

Missed It

sun up at my feet
fresh bread, bacon sizzling scent
I guess not awake

Written by Wallace Kaufman
Categories: animal, beauty, humor, language, onomatopoeia, senses, word play,

Carolina Wren

Where this time?
The pair makes several tries--
my hard hat, a can of nails, window ledge
all filled with leaves.
How do they judge
those inferior, this one prime?
It's predetermined, 
I don't know how.
So too their songs--
he two-notes or three-notes,
and she chirrrs along.
Same songs, same positions, 
morning in and morning out.
I wake to their repetition.
If they watch me, no doubt
they'd see my own routines,
but neither they nor I can find
what isn't wired in my genes.
Why does this human mind
hear Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
in his operatic voice?
Or is it video, video, video? 
It's his song, but my choice.

Written by Perry Campanella
Categories: beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,

Caution - Fireworks

E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
       are hard to beat...

I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
 flashing fountains, Solar Flare
 Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
 no incidence, no burns, thanks...

  Whistles blow, fountains glow,
 pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
 I love those colors, high an low
  trails eched onto my retina
  inspired me to let ya know

  Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
  for you to see, right there
 darkness, absolutely  anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
 
"Always read a label of caution"

Written by Jacob Reinhardt
Categories: analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,

Clock

Clock!
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms. 
Accusations fly
As you collect your daily payment of attention.

When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.

You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!

Clock!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.

Jacob Reinhardt							09/05/2013

Written by James Fraser
Categories: body, food, giggle, innocence, pollution, rude, senses,

My Missing Quilt


Oh my, I'm suffering from wind
I just wish my body would rescind
For my quilt I do probe
It's on top of my wardrobe
Out of reach and totally pinned





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Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'

Written by Gail Foster
Categories: england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel, youth,

Teen Spirit, a Tanka

smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus

by gail

Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: clothes, funny, humor, senses,

Who Knew the Hazard of a Shoe

A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, senses, wind,

Banking On Frank

A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit 
The stench as he left was so rank

4/19/18

Written by Valerie Ann Thomas
Categories: character, giggle, love, niece, senses, silly, smile,

Audrey

Always wrapped in my arms 
    with hugs that just come naturally 

Unique in your very own special way 
    with that spectacular flair 
Delightful dazzling dances, and to be so daring 
    with those acrobatic stunts 

Really silly laughter of giggles 
    that are a constant flow of joy 

Everyday the love that you bring into my life 
    will last forever....because 

You are "My Little Sunshine"!

Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: age, birthday, grandparents, health, humor, senses, sexy,

Sappy Birthday 69

I remember, do you,
age appropriate for two
grandparents like you,
when sixty-nine
was a thing that you do
when you're hot twenty-and-a-few
too many.

I remember, do you,
grandmother's party at the zoo,
Happy SixtyNine on her cake
smelled and spelled like "Mistake",
Happy BodyDay to you two,
each doing who,
sweet memories
too.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,

He Turns a Deaf Ear

wife’s loquacity
spouse turns his hearing aid off
silence is golden 

Senryu Contest
Sponsored by Mick Talbot

7/6/18

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, humorous, senses, wind,

The 'F' Word For Alliteration Contest

Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!

Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings 

11-27-17

Written by CayCay Jennings
Categories: funny, humorous, senses, silly,

Senses Afloat

AUDIBLE HORRIBLE
hearing paddling away
think silence bouquet

PALETTE TRAGIC
taste creel caught
meals easier bought

EMOTIONAL REVERSAL
warship bombards feelings
cheaper dental drillings

OLFACTORY REFRACTORY
smell setting sail
restroom odors bail

VISUAL PITIFUL
eyesight in lifeboat
memorize your remote

LOGIC FROLIC
mind barge bound
serenity island found






... CayCay
October 19, 2018 
(written for contest)

Written by Catherine Labeau
Categories: senses,

Who Ever Made My Potty Had a Sense of Humor

feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet 
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the job 
as american standard  is occupied.

Written by Weeping Willow
Categories: humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,

Sensuality Goes To

Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability

Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: divorce, funny, humor, lost love, marriage, passion, senses,

Fair Ramon

The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room