Humorous and funny Seasons poems and/or funny poems about Seasons. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seasons funny poems!
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Is It Spring Yet?
The March madness ends
I am just an April fool
looking for sunshine
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, seasons
In My Wildest Dreams
five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons
all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words
winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly
bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, christmas, christmas,
A Limerick Christmas Three (3) .
Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU want to believe .
Rudolf the randy raindeer
Took his lady friend out for a beer.
Then he took off his clothes.
Showed~off his red nose..
Saying.. who the hell said, I was *****...
What's the worst place at Christmas to be ?
Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy....
It's more painful and airy
To be some poor fairy
With your +++ on the top of the tree .
A COOL YULE , TO ALL YOU GOOD SOUPERS.....
Written by
Beej Simrov
Categories:
christmas, holiday, humor, humorous, seasons, thanksgiving
Its Beginning To Look a Lot Like Crapitalsm
Once commenced the fest of feasting and giving thanks for genocide,
‘Tis the season to be jolly to replace our thoughts of suicide.
Santa claws his way into a child’s mind insidiously,
And the air begins to reek again of yuletide idiocy.
The bliss of belief in an ancient hippie turned into a homeless wizard,
Adjoins the joy of gifts from an obese geriatric myth flying in a blizzard.
Eight deer reign behind his ninth whose nose an eightball thaws,
Fa-la-la-la-chainsaw-sounds-that-make-me-gnaw-my-inner-jaw.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
It follows us everywhere we go,
Take a look and ask like Jack, “what’s this?”
And see it’s but blinding capitalism aglow.
Written by
David Welch
Categories:
children, day, fun, humor, seasons, winter
Kids' Snow Day
Just last night we got two feet of snow,
enough to make all of the school’s close,
kids get excited, ready to blow,
made them put on all their heavy clothes,
what happened next everybody knows,
the boys ran outside, started a row,
air crisscrossed with snowballs they throw,
if you get hit you feel slushy woe
until soaked socks chill up the toes,
how winter should be, I deem it so!
My teenage daughter flips through her phone,
into the white she’s too ‘cool’ to go,
the couch, it seems, is permanent home,
my son with snowball creeps up real low,
I hear her shrieks, and just say,”Oh no.”
This day really does belong to the snow.
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor, seasons,
November Blues
SONNET FOR A FRIENDLY TAX MAN
Once more the seasons turn to time for change
The sun adjusts to lower its trajectory
The fates have cause once more to disarrange
Emotions and confer an elan-ectomy
As many have observed two things are certain
Although we may resist a near demise
One sure contingency will raise a curtain
On that other threat to slowly jeopardise
With smile like crocodile and salutation
He writes ‘It’s been so long! Please get in touch’
Our ‘friend’ would really welcome our collation
Of generous donations to his clutch
Will Hell be desolate with fire that burns
Or eternity of endless tax returns
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons,
The Paradox of Fall
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom to sue?
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
children, funny, nature, seasons,
- First Day In December -
I woke up this morning to a white glow
Outside it has dropped a white blanket of snow
I want to make a snowman named Joe
He shall have a red hat on, he becomes easy to know
It's cold and it's starting to blow
I rush into my house, it's cold on my toe
01.12.2012
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Marie Harrison
Categories:
art, funny, happiness, holiday, sea, seasons
Bikini
Bikini
Too much fun to wear!
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
funny, people, seasons,
Portrait of Lily Rainbow
Written by Gail DeBole
Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
After caught in the rain,
She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, seasons
Seasonal Inquiry
Buffalo Bob asked
of summer…fall winterspring
did Howdy do ya
*My season is Summer. For the seasons senryu contest with regards to Howdy Doody and
cast!
Written by
John Blake
Categories:
birth, dream, funny, nature, seasons, sleep
Multiplication
Trying to fall asleep in Spring,
I found the trick of counting sheep,
Grazing in flocks and wandering,
Could not succeed in bringing sleep,
Following one another too,
Bleating meanwhile, and eyeing me,
They sauntered by, as all sheep do:
I watched them, counting patiently.
In Spring’s lush pastures so sublime,
It seemed that every flock would grow,
Filling the fields at lambing time,
In numbers more than I could know,
No rest would come, no pillowed bliss:
I saw there was no end to this.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
fantasy, funny, seasons, summer,
- Delicious Summer -
When summer comes ..... I want to swim naked in the lake
and I want you to be with me ....... come and join ...
it is delicious ...........
18.03.2013
A-L Andresen :)
- I was given a challenge: * A poem in only 25 words
- Use the words: * Summer - Naked - Delicious
* like it / not like it :)
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, imagination, mother, nature, philosophy, seasons
Don'T Mess With Mom
there is no fury
like a woman's fury -
so don't mess with mom
Tribute To
Mother Nature
It's Not Nice
Fooling
Mother Nature LOL
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word
A Good Winter's Cleaning
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny, life, satire, seasons, work,
A Night Guard's Life
Autumn leaves that crinkle underfoot
The misty sky at night.
The gale force winds,
The thunderstorms.
Such is a nightguard's life.
Winter snow three feet deep,
Working on Xmas night.
The icy paths
The double thick coats.
Such is a nightguard's life.
Spring birds singing a mating call,
Owls that hoot at night.
Flowers blooming,
Gardens of colour.
Such is a nightguard's life.
Summer evenings bright and clear,
Patrols in short sleeves at night.
A cheese salad meal,
Unofficial cold beer!
Such is a nightguard's life.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, seasons, visionary,
That Sneaky Santa {alliteration}
Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander
Happy Holidays To All
HO HO HO LOL
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
clothes, humorous, seasons,
I Just Wear a Smile
In winter I wear cute pyjamas
They’re adorned with sweet little llamas
We’ve had snow storm after storm
I yearn to be somewhere warm
Like Nassau in the Bahamas!
In summer I just wear a smile
Stark naked, I sleep in this style
Towards the end of summer
Hubby thinks it’s a bummer ...
He praying the sun stays a while!
**** my PJ's have cute penguins on them ... as for the rest of the poem I am saying nothing lol****
6/16/18
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination, life, nature, seasons
Daylight Savings Time
.
The geese are in form
Northward bound, SPRING springs forward___
Loss of sleep for man
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
children, funny, holiday, mother, nature, seasons
Triple Haiku-Snow and Wonderment
JACK'S SNOWMAN
It took three whole days
for Jack to build a snowman;
he's as tall and strong
THRILLED BY SNOW
They are thrilled and scream..
playing in the deep, fresh snow;
they cannot their mom
PONDERING MYSTERY
Heart, take a quick look:
isn't winter's glittering snow
so mysterious?
Written by
Judy Ball
Categories:
funny, garden, satire, seasons,
Mother's Day Flowers
All winter I patiently wait,
To see flowers outside my gate;
To have flowers in bloom,
Fill the air with perfume,
I'm sure that you all can relate.
If you put out your plants too soon,
The poor things never will bloom;
For the frost will soon kill them,
For the sun doesn't fill them,
With the warmth that they need until noon.
So I waited until Mother's Day.
There were Robins and Sparrows at play.
I put out hanging baskets,
So tired of the plastics,
I saw no more need to delay.
Last night saw a wet snow fall.
What did I expect after all.
For we live in Alberta,
I'm sure that you've heard-a,
How Summer can resemble Fall.
Happy Mother's Day Y'all
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funeral, funny, life, loss, nature, seasons
Winters Release
One frown is lost
At what cost now
Jack Frost has died
Written by
Lee Ramage
Categories:
funny, seasons,
Autumn Splendor
Horizons painted orange and red and yellow and gold,
Means there will be added garbage bags to fill and fold.
Temperatures cool and people begin to move inside,
Soon Influenza is at its peak, you’ve no place to hide.
Flu shots may help, but you seem to get sick anyways,
Rainy wet weather, dull and dreary, much shorter days.
Doesn’t sound like splendor - outstanding and grand,
But I still think its the best season, please let me expand,
There’s good things and bad that comes with autumn,
The splendor for me, is more clothes to cover my bottom.
Written by Lee Ramage
September 8, 2012
For Russell Sivey’s contest
“Autumn Splendor”
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, history, imagination, native american, places, seasons
Whats Cooking
mojave desert
one hundred and one in shade
can cook egg on rock
Written by
Ann Roske
Categories:
animals, funny, nature, seasons,
Rufous Hummingbird
rufous bird
hides in the camellia
avoiding raindrops
written to happily announce their colorful return to my feeder- hoping warmer weather will follow soon!