Humorous and funny Prose poems and/or funny poems about Prose. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Prose funny poems!
Written by
Martin Braun
Categories:
humor,
A Green Rose I Send To Thee
A green rose I send to thee
on the wings of a bird set free.
With it comes my deepest desires,
that burn in the midnight moon on radiant fires.
Your secret mole, hidden from the public eye
flashes in my memory, dancing on ambers as if suspended on wires.
My drunken leprechaun, you intoxicate me with your lies.
You only want to amuse yourself while I take a green wee.
by
Martin Braun
3/16/2020
Written by
George Zamalea
Categories:
humorous,
Sneezing the Rose
Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!
Written by
Mel Brake
Categories:
autumn, black african american, black love, cute love, funny love, i miss you, romance,
Love Like a Rose
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines
Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction and passion and love
Love is like the sweet smell of the rose
Like a romance that said what is the good smell
When your car needs to be cleaned
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
flower, humor,
Rose Petals and Original Sin
Two rose petals fall
one on top of the other
fragrant delicto
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination,
The Pale Pink Rose At Dawn
As I desire outside just at daybreak
Watch the sleepy sun rise in the mist
So I'll go out, get tools, leaves rake
An excuse to watch that sun rise; my risk
Then I see that one Pale Pink Running Rose
The one deserving its picture taken
I'll get the camera; rose will pose
Leaving chore; leaf raking forsaken
Maybe I'll cachinnate, hide from work
I'll beek in sun think of shenanigan
Go to creek, try to see fish through murk
Couchant posture dip fingers, dawn began
The anacoluthia of these lines
Requires couchant posture very fine
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
cute, humor, nonsense, rose,
My Name Is Rose
There was a young lady named Rose
she thought she was cute I suppose
to honor her name
and gather some fame
she wore one stuck right through her nose.
October 13, 2016
Contest: Put Your Best (ONE) Limerick Forward
(Be Like Rico Leffanta)
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological, work,
Rose Colored Glasses
If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence that means I would have to mow more grass
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
humorous, rose, , cute,
Rose Tattoo
My gal got a rose tattoo on her bum
Which I admit was a cute display
But when she packed on too many pounds
That rose blossomed into a bouquet!
Written by
Evelyn Rose
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, color, heart, humorous, nonsense, rose,
Pink
today feels like pinkness.
pink is girly and pretty,
two things i am not.
grapefruit is reddish/pink
and so is a pig.
piglets are cute,
but they are just as stinky
as pigs.
pink balloons can float up to space,
where astronauts will pop them
and listen to them cry out
the little pink secrets
we blew into them
when they were just young.
lips are full of pink.
they make pink pouts
and pink kisses.
teenagers curse in their lips,
and adults curse their teenagers.
pink is a heart,
but not a real heart.
those are red and blue
and don't break as easy.
Written by
David Wallace
Categories:
funny
Dorcas Rose
‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows.
Written by
Michelo Mweetwa
Categories:
flower, for her, funny, funny love, romance, rose, roses are red,
Rose Sung For Me
Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
A Rose By Any Other Name
In France they don’t call it a pothole
Instead they call it a hen’s nest
It sounds much nicer doesn’t it?
But for drivers, they’re still a pest
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beauty, flower, garden, humor, rose, smile, spring,
If I Were a Flower
Flora I love you working on me.
Love the pruning with such glee.
On picking weeds down on your knee.
Watch out there is a hug bee.
Everyone of my pedals has grown a degree.
Resting I wish I could join you for tea.
Date Written: 1/24/2021
2) if I were a flower
If I Were A? Poetry Contest Poetry Contest Sponsored by:Mystic Rose Rose
Note: Acrostic Rhyme.
Written by
Christina Rose
Categories:
addiction, adventure, beautiful, hope, horror, humor, rose,
Not Cool, Not Calm, Not Collected
The buzzing;
The knocking.
Zero silence upon this bed.
Routine, it should bring silence.
But the shrieks from inside me makes yells.
Loud yells;
Without the screams within this head.
On the surface calm.
And on the surface, alive.
Yet the war inside my head consistently puts the tranquil on the sidelines.
Written by
Wren Rushing
Categories:
humor,
Dear Rose
There is a sweet lady named Rose,
who has a very distinguished nose.
When the sun does shine,
her face it will tell time.
It works like clockwork til she blows.
12/24/18
Written by
Sarah Lewry
Categories:
funny, lost love, nature, love, rose,
Deceived
I saw a rose with petals red.
I reached for it in haste.
But thorns pierced my hands instead.
That was a sad mistake.
Like that precious rose that bloomed
thus did my love for you.
I should have known that I was doomed.
And now our love is through.
Written by
Rufus Reed
Categories:
children, funny, health,
Doctor Rose
Dr. Rose can't diagnose
A thing that's wrong with me.
I'm flushed and red with an aching head
And pain in both my knees.
Although the're clean, my toes are green,
My ears have come unstuck,
I'm feeling sick, my elbows click,
My temperature is up.
"Don't be daft!" the doctor laughed.
"Don't take me for a fool!"
Somehow he knows, that Dr. Rose,
I don't want to go to school.
Written by
David Wallace
Categories:
funny
Dorcas Rose
‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, giggle, love, sun, sweet, uplifting, weather,
A Rose In The Garden Of Love
"A day goes better with pretty flowers." Quote By Poet...
As spring is being born again,
my head is emerging in a flower garden of love.
My pink rose face is enjoying the new warmth,
the warmth from this new day's sun.
As I grow,
I see you also coming up from the cold ground.
My love,
with deep dark arms of green leaves.
Soon we can once again embrace,
wrapping our love around each other.
Yes,
we are in a rose garden of love.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
celebrity, character, christmas, fantasy, humor,
Rudolph the Red Rose Reindeer
Rudolph Reindeer with a red nose
Had a drinking problem they say
That is why his nose was so red
But it came to a head one day
Because of all his hard drinking
Rudolph lost his license to fly
With nothing left for him to do
He threw up his hooves and yelled, "Whyyy!"
Rudolph had an intervention
He quit but his nose was not bright
So Santa had to use FedEx
Since toys must be there over night!
He wore roses in his antlers
To bring everyone good cheer
Selling rides for a buck an elf
He soon was reindeer of the year!
Now it was the elves that loved him,
As they shouted out with much fun,
"Rudolph the red rose reindeer,"
"You're still a historical one!"
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beautiful, flower, flying, garden, humorous, nature, rose,
Buzzing Little Bees
buzzing little bees
make some sweet honey for me
buzz from rose to rose
Date Written: 8/17/2020
6 Place Haiku - Nature Themed 2 Contest Judged: 8/22/2020 Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin Buzzing Little Bees
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humorous,
2 Rose-Apple Avenue
Along Lemon Lane
Down Clementine Close
Round banana bend
Past Persimmon Place
Just down Rhubarb Road
At 2 Rose-Apple Avenue
You will find old Jackfruit
On his blueberry bike
With its watermelon wheels,
Tamarind tires,
And strawberry saddle.
It's plum tricky to ride.
But he doesn't give a fig!
A Watermelon Fantasy Ride To Feed My Imagination Poetry Contest, placed 7th
Sponsored by: Mystic Rose Rose
Date wrote: 7th July 2022
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, money, rose, valentines day,
Advice From Scrooge For Valentine's Day
on Valentine's Day
the price of 'true love' rises -
buy plastic roses!
Sponsor Tania Kitchin
Valentine Senryu Contest
2/3/19
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
adventure, flower, hope, humorous, rose,
The Wish
The Wish
A black rose in a dark grotto,
a sensation; do not pick it let
it shine unseen and let poets
write about its hidden beauty.
But the adventurous could not
be hold back, money and fame
in the offering. When the rose
was finally stolen and brought
into the light of day, it turned
out to be a timeworn nylon
sock discarded by a tramp who
had been given wooly socks by
the Salvation Army…. Mittens
too and boots for kicking cans
down the road of seers light.
Splendour in nights of dreams,
mystic, beguiling, yet in the end
just an old rejected sock.
Written by
Michael Ramel
Categories:
humor, poetry, rose, silly,
Messing With the Mind of AI
A.I. is not satanic
It’s algorithms
What is evil
Is what you do with’em
Algorithms are not
Presuppositions
AI is reliant on its maker
But Pressup's are reliant on The Maker
There is no place
For A.I. in heartfelt poetry
While you may have symmetry
You don’t and won’t have em-oetry
You know silly made up things
Like Dr. Suess’s terms
And emotional poetry
And a lot of F words
Modern machinery
Can't duplicate man’s brain-ery
Can A.I. touch nuance
Or personal subtlety?