Humorous and funny Rispetto poems and/or funny poems about Rispetto. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rispetto funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, humorous,
I'M a 8
A year has passed I’m looking so much older
Bottom is huge and my boobies have gone south
Got an aching back and pain in my shoulder
Need anti ageing cream for lines round my mouth
Have to wear glasses and use my hearing aid
Now I have dentures, my real teeth have decayed
I may dribble some wee when I laugh or sneeze
This ageing process it sure isn’t a breeze
Form: Rispetto – scheme ababccdd
Syllable counter from Poetry Soup used - 11 syllables per line
Contest: Tell me your number
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Birthday 25th January 2 + 5 + 1 = 8 ...my number is 8
~awarded 2nd place~
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny, love, pets,
To *****
*****, *****, my fun, little, furry friend.
Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.
Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.
Why won't you come when I call, Unless I shout?
*****, *****, you lay in my bed and fart,
And when it's time to bathe, you scurry and dart.
*****, I hate the times I've stepped in your poo.
But, you always make me laugh and I love you.
For the "Valentine" Contest.
Written by
Ina Goodling
Categories:
animal, funny, moon, space,
Vacuum the Moon
Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all restless, you know
They say it’s too dingy to give a good howl
And we’re starting to get complaints from the owls
How is it that in the great “vacuum” of space
Someone still left dirty prints on its face?
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
10th grade, animal, beautiful, cat, funny love, humorous, imagery,
Crinkled Cellophane
As Jack Frost feathers the outside windowpane,
my silly kitty tries to scratch through the ice.
Although the glass looks like crinkled cellophane,
stop wasting your time silly kitty; be nice.
Let's snuggle together and watch the frost form
my bed under a blanket that's soft and warm.
Mom said it is okay if you sleep with me,
but make sure you use your litter box to pee.
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
happiness, life, giggle,
Night of Exhausting Fun
Lighthouse in the distance, they bask in its light
Darkness is lit up with each of its passing
Three women in bathing suits dance in the night
They put their toes in the sand, just so warming
They giggle and laugh with total merriment
Night’s most precious when living in the moment
They went to exhaustion, had lots of real fun
To home they went because the evening was done
Russell Sivey
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Lifetime with a Call Girl
Truly unruly was she, but he loved her.
Changing the mange of a call girl might burn Jude.
Barb accepted diamond bling-ring with a purr.
This bombshell morsel, would trick him - he’d be screwed,
As this fox sought payment to become his wife.
She’d even take double for days without strife.
Without thought, he’d give in to his blackmailer,
Like a siren calls to a cockcrow sailor.
Written by
Krish Radhakrishna
Categories:
first love, funny love, giggle, giving,
Unreasonable species
he dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married long,
they were on holiday near the sandy cove.
an annoying habit most men she knew have,
to disagree with things female species say,
has a choice of red Porsche or marriage to save,
be reasonable man!if you want love, pay!
8 lines
11 syllables each line
ababccdd rhyme
Rhyme zone and How many syllables checked
An Old Farm poetry contest