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Written by Dan Keir
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: Iii

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Written by Dan Keir
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Written by Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories: food, funny, happiness, peace, recovery from..., teen, uplifting,

Wake N' Bake

waking up and 
baking up 
before 
we hit the sun
 
in a hurry 
don't you worry
just come along
and have some fun

stop all that lookin'
at what we're cookin'
like we're crooked dudes
with guns

MANnnnn!!!
themz' brownies 
not Maui WoW-Wee
chill out
our THC days iz' done.
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,

End

Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
Written by Dan Keir
Categories: adventure, freedom, history, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, journey, life, love, metaphor, natural disasters, nature, nostalgia, passion, philosophy, recovery from..., space, stress, travel,

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part V

The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape.
Written by Charles Clive
Categories: funny, recovery from..., sympathy,

Remedy Required



I ache from my nose to my knees;
I sniffle and snuffle and wheeze.
A small tot of rum
might settle my tum,
but what should I take for a sneeze?

~
Written by Dan Keir
Categories: adventure, allegory, angst, animal, child, childhood, confusion, courage, death, dream, fear, funny, grief, hate, hope, humorous, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, memory, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, parody, passion, people, pets, philosophy, recovery from..., sad, satire, sorrow, spiritual, stress, success,

Inevitable Bear

Oh lonely Inevitable Bear,
Padding claws, death in white
Sorrow in recurring nightmare
Instinct’s test; fight or flight?

Camouflage against the fence,
A challenge; my subconscious fear
Ominous slowly moving silence,
“Let me in, there’s a bear out here!”
Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, caregiving, childhood, depression, education, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, health, imagination, life, people, recovery from..., visionary

Lock Up

<                             once there was a girl locked in closet
                               dear old dad said well thats what you get
                               little did he come know
                               let out by little bro
                               but recaptured by moms fishing net 





Entry For Leighann Anderson's
Sea Of Words Contest
G.L. All
Written by Lee Leon
Categories: allegory, animal, blue, farm, funny, recovery from, sick,

Poor Ewe

When you're a sheep and feel unwell, it's also often true
When dipped into your medicine, you come up feeling blue
Blue from your woolly noggin-lid, down to your woolly socks
And inside from your woolly brain, down to your woolly hocks

So when you are a poorly sheep, and feel in poorly form
You're gonna feel off-colour, 'cos off-colour is the norm
And both insides and outsides are tinged with shades of blue
There's only one thing left to say, and that will be, "Poor Ewe!"
Written by John Beam
Categories: friend, funny, humor, image, rainbow, recovery from, seasons,

I Looked Over

Sassy Irish lassie that is clear                                                                                      But I think too much green beer                                                                            Teasing with the stripped clover                                                                                    All the fun and games are over                                                                                Awoke to lose her charms, Oh Dear
Written by Kristi Hayner
Categories: funny, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, mystery, philosophy, recovery from...

Patience #30 Angel Card

not a natural 
has to be thought out and planned
who has time for that!?!?!?
Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, fantasy, food, funny, health, imagination, life, people, philosophy, recovery from..., visionary

Boy Am I Hungry

Battle of the bulge
From greesy foods love to divulge
Over lips and through the gums
Love handles now do come
When will I learn not to indulge
Written by Dan Keir
Categories: funny, health, humorous, inspirational, introspection, love, mystery, pain, recovery from..., relationship, romance, romantic, science, love,

Love Hurts - the Symptoms

Thoughts displaced by rolling palpitations,
From left to right grow these numbing sensations,
A face which spirals down, drooping from smile to frown.

Time hibernates in this moment protracted,
Legs bow and shake to our drama just acted,
Senses into overdrive, does pain show you’re still alive?

Oxygen masks, Coxes’ rowing commands,
Heart beat machines is what love demands,
“You need time to relax”, prescriptions from Quacks,
Is love just a commonplace heart attack?
Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: fantasy, funny, health, imagination, life, nature, places, recovery from..., social, visionary

Blue Russian

fill glass with some ice -
add vodka coffee liqueur -
now splash on the blue
Written by Beth Watkins
Categories: funny, life, recovery from..., satire

Clumsy

Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair.
Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, recovery from...

Hmmmmm!

Psychiatry is...oh so tough
Yes, the clients bring...much rough stuff
Now for some good form
Deviate from the norm
And do therapy in the buff!
Written by Laura Breidenthal
Categories: angst, depression, funny, life, nature, people, places, recovery from...

House of Weed

Aromas, green, sweet
Enter through doorway now 
S—sick horror can’t breathe
Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: funny, health, imagination, life, recovery from..., visionary,

Got Heartburn { Cinquain}

Heartburn
                                                      Gastric acid
                                            Bad burning sensation
                                         Caused by a regurgitation
                                                         Buildup
Written by Vernon Witmer
Categories: anti bullying, bullying, confidence, humor, people, recovery from, violence,

Knee Replacement

you said I was a wuss; 

you said I couldn’t take it.

You said I’d make a fuss; 

you said I wouldn’t make it.

what you said did not make sense; 

you didn’t think I had the guts;

now you’ll  feel the difference; 

with my new knee in your nuts.
Written by David Dowling
Categories: angst, funny, on work and working, on writing and words, recovery from..., satire, work

I Should Have Won

Now, 
I'm not one to jest, or protest,
-or say "I'm the best".
And I'm not one to pout, or put down,
-but I have little doubt...

That I should have won.

Oh yes, there were good entries,
Thrilling tales, brilliant reads.
But among those submissions getting recognition,
were poems of old entities.

Random words with abstract thoughts.
Tired rhyming, splats and gobs.
Nonsensical, gibberish disguised,
as wisdom for eyes that bought the lines.

-But MINE,

was brilliant, fresh, straight to the point.
-Funny, original...and something else that rhymes with point.

So I leave you now with this one fact;
My poem should have won, and that is that.
Written by Krow Fischer
Categories: adventure, confusion, forgiveness, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, philosophy, recovery from..., socialsea, sea,

Marianne

Strolling southern seashore in mists of September
searching for something set to stay,
her mind that meanders,
remarkable meters,
perplexing the phantoms at play.

Voices validating vague vagrant vocations
of poetry placed in parade,
with words waged in warring,
warning of the wheighman,
who knew you had dues left unpaid.

Before the seashore became her domain,
she’d wandered the wayside of pain,
locked in psychotic box
Doctor’s ticking clocks,
saying drain her poor brain once again.

Prefer sleep on the street keep her beat from defeat
she found sound vocation once more,
tourist response sterling,
shape sand to her seeing,
she sells sea shells, by the sea shore.
Written by Gary Fields
Categories: funny, introspection, recovery from...,

Ethnic Cleansing

****appalled wicked intoxication!

Tonight we are having a big evening
Brunch for the lot of them!
They are expecting to expect
The unexpected.....muuuuy! 
What shall we serve.....
And how do we split the bounty...

      ------
The curator exclaims, we are having Grey-PUPON
And Corn Bread.....
      ------
A happy customer ask! Where is the Hot Sauce...

                            GF

Question: Whom do you serve first? The customer or the Gardner!
Warning: This is a rehtorical question...  OUCH!
Comment: Bladen Nonsense..you figure it out!
Written by Marty Owens
Categories: funny, recovery from...

Painful Adjustments

Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!
Written by Adell Foster
Categories: art, caregiving, computer-internet, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing and words, recovery from...

The Rebooting Boogie

Late one night
I decided to write...
While musing in silence
My computer was in defiance

As I scooted to the keys
My thoughts began to be un-eased
As the program stood still
I kept rebooting until~

I realized what was happening
That ole boy needed new programming
He kept doing the rebooting boogie
‘Til every virus was gleaned, and tossed away-- Happily
There’ll be no more of that boogying today