Humorous and funny Queer poems and/or funny poems about Queer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Queer funny poems!
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
confusion, funny, health, people
My Word You Do Look *****
You’re ninety two, well blow me down
I never would have guessed
You look so young and sprightly
And seem so full of zest
You’ve got your hair, its all your own
Your teeth are yours, not false
The way you talk, it’s obvious
Your mind’s intact, of course
What’s that you say, I’m sorry
Sometimes I can’t quite hear
It’s fifty two, not ninety
My word you do look *****
© John W Fenn 22-05-2009
Written by
Jessica Arteaga
Categories:
funny, people
Happy *****
If you are gay it's quite very clear
That sometimes you'll ***** if the same sex is here.
But don't get any fags...they're bad for your health.
Homosexuality has nothing to do with sickness, so go on help yourself!
(play on words gay: happy, *****: weird, fags for the English means cigarettes
let yourself out of the closet! be strong and do not hide)