Humorous and funny Power poems and/or funny poems about Power. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Power funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, political, power,
Electioneering For Contest
Simply hungry for power
Promising YOU can make a difference
You provide your manifesto
Wear your colours with bravado
Smile and kiss babies
Shake hands with the voters
Soothing sugar coated words
But they are shallow veiled lies
Promise the earth….
Then nothing will materialise
Contest- All that you are
Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot
1ST August 2015
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny,
Power Outage
POWER OUTAGE
I should say outrage!
My favorite T.V. show
Blacked-out just like (snap!) that
Wind was like a hurricane
Scared hell out of the cat
Whole trees blown over
My house dark as Asa’s tomb
I’m feeling my way
Stumbling on familiar things
Cursing the maddening gloom
Think of olden days
Young Abe reading by hearth side
Chuck sails by moonlight
Hot water heated on the stove
Long before Ben Franklin’s kite
What a hardy brood
Those ancient folk must have been
We should be ashamed
Radios televisions
Millionaires playing sports games
Time to offer thanks
How lucky we are oh Lord
(snap!) Electricity!
Thank you Lord power restored
Maybe they’ll have a rerun
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
humorous, light, poetry, writing,
The Power Is Out
The power is out
but rather than pout
I'll sit down and write a few rhymes
It makes me so happy
to write something snappy
when life throws me lemons or limes
My eccentricity
denied electricity
comes out in the open to play
Without hesitation
my imagination
shall leave quite a mark on this day
When out of the norm
one still must perform
to keep the mind sharpened and clear
For when you stay focused
you'll keep back the locust
from turning your peace into fear
The lights are back on
and the silence is gone
the hum of my fridge is so nice
Out of rhymes I have run
so my poem is done
and it came at a cheap enough price
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
humor, meaningful, perspective, truth,
The Power of a Mind
Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it
Date written: 01/19/2019
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
fear, humorous, men, pain, power,
Men and Hunting
Brave man
buckshot
rear rump
hot lead
stings red
pants drop
sees blood
Fainted!
3/30/15 contest sponsored by: Judy Konos 'Your Footle Poem'
T Reams 1st Place
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, political, power,
Bill Clinton
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
environment, funny, imagination, leadership, power, storm, success,
An Eyebrow-Raising Key To Electricity
Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment was a bit odd,
Franklin sparked more inquiries and invented the lightning rod!
1/25/19
Written by
Blake Holland
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
An Aquarian Exposition
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, political, power, woman,
Margaret Thatcher - the 'Iron Lady'
Politician Margaret Thatcher
No man could match her
First lady Prime Minister at number ten
It had always been a man till then!
Clerihew Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
She was nicknamed 'the Iron lady' during her term in office
1/23/19
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, girl, power,
Yippi-Yi-Yo-Ki-Ya
yippi-yi-yo
take control
be tough
cowgirl
strap on those six-guns
silver spurs
and leather
cowboy chaps
throw on the saddle
and ten-gallon cowboy hat
mount him slowly
and keep it steady
there now
speed it up
pull back hard
and ride him rough
be tough
cowgirl
yippi-yi-yo
ki-ya
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
Flower Power
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m e f l o w e r s ?
Written by
Julian Bohan
Categories:
betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,
Theo-Oligarchic Happenings In Slovenia
URAN'S WILLY
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
www.maria.si
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
fantasy, flower, funny,
Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humor, nonsense,
My Super Power
Unlike many super heros
I use a jet to fly
No flashy fancy costume
To streak across the sky
I really need these glasses
I don't, use them for disquise
No high-tech crazy gadgets
Or lasers from my eyes
I don't leap over buildings
and I can't climb like a cat
But I'm sure, I'd look the part
If I'd lose this belly fat
So, what's my secret power
I have used it all this while
It's one you can't resist
I've just made you stop and Smile
I just read this to my wife
No effect----did I mention my super weakness
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
animals, funny, giggle,
Abuse of Soul Power
Look at those humans staring below
They laugh at us, but what do they know
The “intellectual” beast
On greed and judgment will feast
They gaze at us and think WE are slow
We stare back and know they are the fools
We follow a better set of rules
As we hang from nature’s vines
We just giggle at their whines
They fail to use their soul-power tools
*Written in honor of John Freeman and his "Limericks Hilarious" contest.
Written by
Jj Hammer
Categories:
car, celebrity, drink, funny, humorous, power,
Reese
Reese is a Hollywood star in demand
Southern belle mixed with, "Yes Ma'am"
Till she got pulled over
For driving not sober
And cried, "Don't you know who I am?"
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am Alive Again
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, people, power,
A Rank and a Prank
The higher the rank,
the droller the prank.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
John Michaels
Categories:
funny, humorous, political, power, satire,
Donald Trump
Trump moaned 'bout the curse of hard liquors
Was greeted by just childish snickers
Whilst spouting his lies
Left open his flies
And flashed the 'Fake News' his pink knickers
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15 September 2017
(9-9-5-5-9 checked with howmanysyllables.com)
Written by
Theresa T
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, power,
Can Money Buy Philosophy
I hate being deep, being philosophical and contemplative.
I much prefer to be analytical, judgemental, and cynical.
However, I am feeling much more the former than the latter.
I am pondering the concept of money.
I feel philosophical—money has the power to break up marriages,
cause deep depressions, even the power to create a stomach ulcer.
Yet it is only a few grams of metal, or even worse, a stingy piece of paper,
which has probably been through the wash a few times by now.
While I contemplate, ruminate with these thoughts,
I come to a deep realization,
the cynic within me cannot even hide for a moment,
while I pretend to be philosophical.
Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, irony, money, power,
Las Vegas Win
Las Vegas, big win. The coins are flying.
Casino is broke. Heart attacks. Someone's dying.
On Power Plant two teenagers were playing.
With buttons and wires, just pushing and cutting ;-D
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,
Time and a Clock
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Catherine Labeau
Categories:
giggle,
If I Had Power
to turn blood into wine
my priest will be a drunk
and no thank you I can do the job myself
Written by
Carol Davis
Categories:
emotions, funny, nature, power,
Splat
On my porch,
La Cucaracha appears
creeping like an army tank prying,
his long antennae used for spying
this cockroach doesn’t belong in my world
“Hey, you’ll die tonight!”
repulsive insect,
colored a liver yellow
Roaches can live without heads.
when he dies...it’s all or nothing
fearless is a word that describes this bug
I warned him to go away
Has he earned the right to live with impunity...hmmm
God makes him too!
Let him be and give him his freedom
Squashed, flattened, splattered
any word will do
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
character, funny, light, political, power, satire, society, truth,
Most Politicians Are:
Laudable, fine, upstanding folk.
Year on year they shoulder the yolk.
Illustrious and kind,
Noble and refined,
Genial, with no wish to provoke.
Sincere as sincere as can be.
Honest – well, as honest as me.
Intelligent and witty,
Trustworthy and gritty.
Shame all this is pure fantasy.