Humorous and funny Poo poems and/or funny poems about Poo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Poo funny poems!
Written by
Ink Empress
Categories:
funny,
Rat Poo Trap
Throned green eyed rat in
golden trap of cheesy poo
he rules like a king
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Bad Stew - Warning: Explicit Poo Content
I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew
*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*
Written by
Miriam Bell
Categories:
funny,
Poo Upon
I feed the seagulls in the morning sitting on a bench
When my sister looked at me and said in quite content
Miriam don’t feed those seagulls there’ll poo on your head
I ignored her and instead….
They pooed on her head
She wasn’t amused at all
She didn’t even snarl
Now every time we see her we say in good tent
Have you been pooed upon lately
Not even on your head
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anger, dog, humorous, irony,
The Dog Poo Fairy
Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed -
The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist
So get out your scoop
And clear up that poop
Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist!
Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van
07~16~15
Written by
Lawrence Ingle
Categories:
funny, natural disasters, pets
Monkey Poo
Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!
Written by
Ijm Seven
Categories:
funny,
Poo-Pourri
As you see we have no Febreze
Butt cover your smell if you please
Just spritz three or four times
Then release by design
and the next person won't say "Jeeze!"
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
cat, dog, funny, hilarious, humorous, silly,
Cat Poo
I don’t know much about cat poo
Except they are not good to chew
Don’t eat a bite
You might excite
The dog who would enjoy a few
Russell Sivey
Written by
Mike A.
Categories:
cheer up, funny, hilarious, men, moving on, parody, silly,
Poo Haiku
Something smells in here,
John forgot to flush again,
I think I'll move out!
Written by
Jacob Timme
Categories:
funny, father, father,
The Babies Poo
There was a baby, brand new,
But the father was scared of his poo,
So the father departed,
The mother then started
To clean up the brown baby goo!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
The Art of Writing Poo-Etry For John Lawless
The art of writing pooetry for John lawless
I never know when I’ll write poo-etry
So I keep a pen and paper with me
If inspired when I sit on the loo
Toilet roll can prove so handy too!
My writing it looks like a spider
who’s drunk on strong apple cider
I may strain when I use a long word
Oh yippee I see word rhymes with turd!
I can class myself as a poop poet
my poems are ‘dire ere' and I know it!
But I try to bring some fun your way
and sometimes get Poo et of the day!
12/8/18
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
dog, humor,
Poo Poo Platter
Poo Poo Platter
Five dogs in a yard is a tight fit
when you’re bending over to scoop it
the gag reflex triggered
much sooner than figured
thus adding a lunch to the poo pit
John G. Lawless
5/13/2015
Written by
Nicole Robertson
Categories:
dog, funny, humor,
Poo
My second dog Molly
Is a beautiful border collie
She’s submissive
Quick to give
Ahhh so many kisses!
You’ll never believe.
I know it’s innocent
But does she have to
Lick my face
As well as chook poo?
I wish she knew that
It’s disgusting
Even the crap of the cat
Just give me warning!
She’s nearly ten
She will never learn
Guess I’ll have to
Put up with it then :(
Written by
Edward Schmitz
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, giggle, humorous, innocence, silly,
Poo Poem
Poo Poem
Something baffling I have found
Is that kids will laugh when they hear the sound
Sometimes even the word will do
But nothing is funny about turds or poo
The smell the feel the color the sound
Like putrid mines that litter the ground
So nasty when it sticks to your shoe
But ten times worse if it gets on you
The sound of a fart can clear a room
The smell is as noxious as toxic fumes
Those unlucky enough to have a feel
Will surely release a horrid squeal
Is there some joke that I don't see
What makes them laugh could it be funny
Smiles and laughs and giggling too
What is so funny about turds and poo
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Smell of Poo
Standing in queue
smell of poo, yuck!*
no loo in sight.
Hold place in line
will be fine, soon
not mine, for sure.
Embarrassment ~~
pungent scent, too
need mint to mask.
Return to queue
no more poo smell,
the do do done.
Written May 6, 2022
*This Than-Bauk is dedicated to Jan Allison, Queen of the Poop poem!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, funny, nature,
Funny Poo-Part 2
Funny poo dung muck droppings ordure;
Little toddler gotta boo-boo;
biege rustic cow chips;
Oops! Watch it later;
Oh, nan just stepped in it;
Scuffed up my patent leather;
Funny poo
Smell muddle grounds fly's maggots migrate;
Part taking in stinky homage;
Funny poo
Organic ya matter diarrhea rash;
Billy did you forget to flush;
Rushing to the water closet;
Funny poo
Gotta go, oh! No no ooh;
Funny boo-boo;
Refuse ordure toilet us;
Ooh! Gotta go, go, low
Someone locked the bathroom door;
I'm too proud to wear Depends
Oops ooh that's just so nasty, ooh!
Funny poo?
2/2/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
5th grade, adventure, analogy, bullying, funny,
Funny Poo- Part 1
~ aunt Jan baby sited young niece diaper full brother fed her Exlax™
1st Place Placement in Contest
For Tease a Friend Poetry Monoku Contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
2/2/21
A Fun joyous wit dedicated to Jan Allison
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
More Poo
Here I sit left broken hearted
All alone because I farted
I am not an a$$
I just had some gas
One last push and then I sharted
Written by
Fathima Dawood
Categories:
funny,
Ugh . . . Poo
I once had a butler so dapper
He had but a slight stutter
On the grounds we once walked
To find treasure of sorts
Wh.. wh.. he stuttered
I know I countered
Then why'd you step on it
He questioned
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
car, cat, dog, hate, humor, parody, silly,
Corn Kerneled Poo
I hate corn kerneled poo
Dogs in a zoo
Horse resourced glue
I do.
And I hate you.
I hate piss from a jar
Crashing my car
A stinky cigar
It's true.
And I hate you.
I hate heartworms in cats
Cow pats for hats
Popsicle rats
They're ewww.
And I hate you.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, food, giggle,
Winnie the Poo Without Honey
There is a famous bear by name of Poo
Without daily honey what would he do ~
He might become lazy
Or even go crazy ~
Losing a few pounds is an option too
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humor,
The Perils of Poo Poo
The Perils Of POO POO
I shouldn’t have taken the bus on that day
A digestive issue was starting to rise
The destination I feared was a long trip away
I hurt deep inside it was not a surprise
My poor enzyme levels were ready to flop
The pancreas nutrients were going to drop
And finally the bus had come to a stop
I ran to the mens room and prepared to plop
My zipper got stuck and I feared for the worst
A gas evoked smoke ashamed and accursed
It finally opened a privy ejection
then I sat still and had a reflection
If I encounter this same situation
Meds will be with me to prevent this causation
© Ralph Sergi August 10,2017
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Hi-Poo Senryu
a chocolate throne
it will deceive your bottom
this toilet’s tasteless
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
9th grade, analogy, funny, hilarious,
Ohh Man I Juz Stepped N Sum Poo-
Walking across the yard I fell I fall
And on my pants I saw fresh manure
But at the park I sat on the bench
And when I got up
On the bottom of my foot
Sculpted I saw and looked a mound of manure
Oh! Man I just stepped in
Someone's doggy- doo
Ahh! Man I just gotten these new Air Jordan ™shoes
1/24/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
When You Need a Poo
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
dad, humor,
Pew Poo
It was an awful thing to do
Drop an SBD in the pew
Then cast a glance
As if by chance
That said “oh, God, was that you?”
John G. Lawless
©6/21/2023