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Poem Details | by
Team Poetrysoup |
Categories:
funny, political,
Trumpty Dumpty built a great wall,
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Trump's horses and all the Trump's men
Couldn't put the U.S. together again.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
farewell, humorous, perspective, political,
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
humor, political,
Such pleasure it gives yet thrown away
believe me it will happen to us all one day,
the only way out sadly is not alive
the secret being when in; how to survive,
my place of abode the teapot nice and round
in it one needs to ready the journey bound,
to leave one’s comfort zone mashed and up the spout
there’s always a way when need’s be; to get out!
© Harry J Horsman 2014
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny, political,
I pray a bright star will shine in the air
O'er Washington to guide some wise men there
Bringing gifts of commonsense
And harmony to dispense
To a nation that is in disrepair
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Dennis Davis |
Categories:
culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather, humorous, political, presidents day,
I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “Its Presidents Day!” She is so smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or even Clinton. She replied “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bull ****.” You know it hurts like hell when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
halloween, humorous, political,
Folks held a contest to carve a pumpkin
The winner was this one of Donald Trumpkin
He claims he will make Halloween great again
When he makes a mess you know who to blame!
MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA – SHE NEEDS ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET THIS ELECTION TIME.
Many thanks again to Mama Bear for sending me this funny picture which inspired the poem.
10~22~16
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
humorous, marriage, political,
The concept of gays in a marriage
One side loves and one will disparage
But rule supreme court
And one side must retort
Justice just had a miscarriage
Author's note: Regardless of the outcome from the supreme court, I happen to favor gay marriage. There really is no other conclusion since we are a land of equal rights. We should do all we can to foster a society without discrimination. The arguments against these rights reveal a lot about certain people of religious persuasion. It would be comical if it were not so sad.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, lust, political,
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
funny, political
"Vote for me! My opponent is a liar and a thief! I will make a change and rectify all!
I will raise your standard of living, lower your taxes and we'll all have a ball!"
(Please read the disclaimer,
For this potential hall of famer)
Warning: electing this braggadocio person,
May cause the status quo to worsen.
Any claims made on this campaign tour,
Are not intended as a political cure.
Electing this person may cause temporary blindness,
Nervous stomach, diarrhea and a lack of kindness.
But people, pay no attention to this disclaimer note.,
Put your blinders on !! Get out there and vote!
-paid for by elect a slanderer for office committee:
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, political, power,
Simply hungry for power
Promising YOU can make a difference
You provide your manifesto
Wear your colours with bravado
Smile and kiss babies
Shake hands with the voters
Soothing sugar coated words
But they are shallow veiled lies
Promise the earth….
Then nothing will materialise
Contest- All that you are
Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot
1ST August 2015
Poem Details | by
John Michaels |
Categories:
america, beauty, culture, humorous, political, satire, society,
Catwalks
Crowd gawks
Wont style
Forced smile
Strike pose
Fake nose
Weird strut
Flat butt
Scant curves
Unnerves
Small-hipped
Lunch skipped
Stick-thin
Chagrin
Faux tan
Pecan
Plucked brow
Used plough?
Long lash
Bleached 'tache
Plump lips
Veiled nips
Waxed mound
Astound
Forebear
Despair
Sweet girls
Morph churls
Sly pout
Grim trout
Taut thighs
All lies
Make hot
Post-shot
Airbrushed
Not hushed
Mere gaud
Defraud
Model?
Twaddle!
- - - - - - - - - -
25 November 2017
For the "Footle Form - Sequenced or Stand-Alone" contest, sponsored by Brian Strand.
Poem Details | by
Sandison Jumbo |
Categories:
america, humor, political,
Thumping Hilary
Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!
July 4, 2017
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
culture, health, humor,
Honey,
why do alcohol-baptized Christians
develop addictions to oil-and-gas extractive economics?
I don't know, dear.
Perhaps the same reason that THC agnostics
sprout SierraClub cooperative political memberships?
Poem Details | by
Mike Hauser |
Categories:
funny, political,
Please take off your shoes, you've entered into
The land of Nod Off And Forget
Where people try to get something done
But haven't done it yet
They forget why it is they're here
And nod off in between
They can't remember much of life
Because they sleep through the whole thing
They made for themselves a ruler
But nodded off during the vote
Forgetting who it was they chose
When it was they all awoke
So they wander around aimlessly
Not having figured it out quite yet
I'm not sure they ever will
In the land of Nod Off And Forget
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humorous, political,
A once esteemed party was fain
To cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, political,
When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humorous, political,
Hickory Dickory Dock
Just two more clicks of the clock
Which way will it go
Still nobody knows
Hickory Dickory Dock
November is starting to stink
Will it be great or will it sink
The Whitehouse smells like swass
It’s still housed by an a$$
November is starting to stink
Did he ever drain that swamp
Or did he just romp and stomp
He rants like a child
His mouth runs wild
Did he ever drain that swamp
I’ve got gas and I’m in need of a dump
I’ll take a Donald and wipe my Trump
Don’t be in a rush
Plunge after you flush
I’ve got gas and I’m in need of a dump
Poem Details | by
Anais Vionet |
Categories:
health, humor, humorous, irony, patriotic, political, teen,
Wow, it turns out Trump was right.
I saw it on “the Onion” - posted overnight.
Scientists woke up today and the virus
was simply gone - the miracle - has happened.
And they said that Trump was wrong!
The once dying - started laughing
first responders broke into song
patients shrugged off ventilators
they can go back home where they belong.
That God has been so merciful
is a story ripped from scripture
and since Trump - the antichrist - is here
we can move on to the rapture!
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor,
A gnat is annoying my nose today.
She keeps coming back and landing on me.
She is fast.
Faster than my grabbing hand.
I am eating an apple.
Land on that!
I wait.
She does not respond.
A gnat with a mind of her own.
I may adopt her.
I can often use a good-thinking gnat.
In her honor, I have written the thinking gnat song.
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You are smart.
You know where it’s at.
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You are amazing.
Smarter than a bat.
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You should run the country,
Just another fat cat.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
community, health, humor, integrity, psychological,
I've noticed,
As our economic and politically empowered
too consistently lead with their Right,
All us non-elite women
people of color
LGBTQ
and indigenous people
predictably lean to our Left
To find a space
where we feel safer,
and a sacred place
where we might imagine
our lives actually matter.
Poem Details | by
Joe Dimino |
Categories:
evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth, wisdom,
God believes in term limits –
no surprise, Congress does not;
The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...
Good needs no rehearsing –
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally
contracted....
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Poem Details | by
Diana Dalton |
Categories:
funny, inspirational, peace, people, political,
Mahatma Gandhi
Civil disobedience as modus operandi
The British, oh so superior
Ended up on their right royal posterior!
Diana Dalton
13 Nov 2012