Humorous and funny Police poems and/or funny poems about Police. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Police funny poems!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
age, america, humor, husband, old,
Police Report
She told the police, Please help me
My husband is missing you see
First he was there, then he was gone
And I don't know where he could be
The police seemed concerned and said,
Describe this man that's not around
If we don't have a description
We fear he may never be found
He has a patch over one eye
The one that he lost in the war
He wears a small hat on his head
That doesn't have hair anymore
He lost a finger sawing wood
And a toe when mowing the lawn
I guess he was mostly missing
before he was even gone!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humanity, humor,
Police Scratching Head
Through the glass I spied an old man
And he’s reading his text
With no care and I’m vexed
A long letter...what’s next?
Origami folds into fan…
8/27/2018
ABBBA - Mad-Song Stanza/Quintain
Written by
Michael Whatley
Categories:
confusion, funny, language, satire, school, writing,
Grammar Police
Rote an esay
Cheked IT twise
Lot's a' mistakes
Graide not so nice...
I yused comas
Perfetley placed paws
"2 much incoheeseivenes"
I cant, brake up a, claws
Yused fulstops.
not tolong a .sentense
But teecher. was furryous
Marked down with a venjance
Did exclamashons!
Sumtimes .3 @ once!!!!
& YUSED CAPS 2 SHOUT!!
Butt "you ownly need one,!!"
Coalon,
Wen I need 2 maik: lists
Rote my: Faverit, tv shos
But: teecher were: p*ssed
Semicoalons;
Wen, I need 2 look: smart!!
nut shure wat. they do; But
the esay ritings really hard!!!
[93 werds]
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
food, funny,
Food Police
How I hate the Food Police
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat
Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!
5/9/12
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
humor,
Poetry Police
poetry police
won't give writers any peace
when all the rhymes count
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
The Fart Police
A homeless fart, an unpaid lease
Evicted through a darkened crease
This eviction note
On air it will float
Carried out by the fart police
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
I Read In the Newspaper-The Police,
I read in the newspaper:- "The police,
Are looking for a young impudent rapist."
I called them straight off- "I'm ready for job!"
But - was roughly rejected by an arrogant snob.
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, humor,
Why People Shouldn'T Call Police Stations
I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.
My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.
None of them would do anything until they finished eating their doughnuts.
By the time they were through, the robber was long gone and so was my merchandise.
If you ever get robbed and want to call the police station, you really need to think twice.
Criminals are getting off scot-free and it causes everybody a lot of distress.
There would be far less crime if doughnut shops would go out of business.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, language, satire, storm,
'Grammar Police' Strike Again
In a most stunning reversal of form
The ‘grammar police’ took over a dorm
Kicked out all the radicals
Screamed, ‘You’re non-grammatical’
~ Set off an academic protest storm
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
The Police
The policemen yells out stop
The robber hit him with a mop
The policemen fell hard
He then pulled out his rod
Not knowing, it was just another cop
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Police Toilets Stolen
Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, pee on the autobahn?