Humorous and funny Plumber poems and/or funny poems about Plumber. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Plumber funny poems!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
for him, fun, funny, humor, humorous, tribute, work,
Plumber Acrostic
P Pipes corroded
L Lies, folds, and bends
U Under a sink
M Mans the phones
B Butt crack showing
E Extracts gook and hair
R Rodents and snakes
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humorous,
Plumber
There was a plumber from South Vernal
Who collected plumbing items supernal.
He loved them greatly
With devotion saintly
And slept every night with a urinal.
Written by
Alexander Seal
Categories:
funny,
The Pop-Star Plumber
Have you seen the part time plumber?
He plumbs in winter and a pop-star in summer
During a plumbing job, he will thrust out his spanner
Singing into it “Copacabana”
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
funny, humor, light,
Pete the Plumber
One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
house, humorous, work,
Plumber - Be Warned Its a Poop Poem
My toilet was blocked, what a bummer
I texted Curtis, he’s a plumber
He got out his long rod
Gave my blockage a prod
If lucky t’will be fixed by summer!
The plumber has read a food thesis
Why faeces aren’t falling to pieces
If you go the whole hog
You will poop a bog log
Our diets needs more oils and greases!
Occupation chosen Plumber
Limerick's poetry Contest by Joseph May
syllable count 9.9.6.6.9 both poems
checked with how many syllables
1/4/19
Written by
Ann Gilmour
Categories:
desire, funny, humorous, sexy,
Plumber Limerick
With plunger in hand Fred was called from his bed
To the homestead of Sue a sexy redhead
The water bed pouring
As hubby was snoring
Fred was fine-tuning Sue till sunrise instead
Hubby woke peckish and went down for some bread
He was still unaware yet of Sue and Fred
Fine-tuned to perfection
No fear of detection
Sang 'Move over Darling' and jumped in with Fred
5th January 2019
Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny
The Plumber
The Plumber
By Elton Camp
When the pipes under sink began to leak,
Help of Big Bubba’s Plumbing I did seek
Bubba promised he’d be there right away
And he showed up later that very same day
He said, “Big Bubba is here your pipes to fix.
I brought the tools to help me do the tricks.”
Wrenches, pliers, solder—nothing did he lack
But, so sad to say, he also had plumber’s crack
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
analogy, humorous, wife, youth,
She Dumped the Plumber
There was an accomplished agile plumber,
he could screw nut in bolt in deep slumber.
Wife felt his spanner placed right,
drove her sleep away each night.
She dumped him, reason he didn’t remember.
January 5, 2019.
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com