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Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: adventure, allusion, anger, art, color, confusion, cool, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny, music, new year, paradise, rap, riddle, rude, song,

Northern Suburbia

Your love is real 
the love you feel.
Your love is great 
the love you make.
Your records are on fire 
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy, 
or be fat and lazy. 
So I played some Doors 
and saw some whores. 
So I said goodbye 
and they all must die, fool. 
So dig my guts 
and eat my brain 
and then go insane. 
I don't
Care I love it 
so forget it, Punk!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.


Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

Theo-Oligarchic Happenings In Slovenia

URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, paradise, sea,

Another Sailor's Tail Tale

They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: age, bible, eve, humorous, paradise, woman, women,

Eve

Only Eve is a madam, 
who is known from Adam.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky,

Do You See What I See

'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
  all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
  I am in my wife's doghouse

'Harmony and understanding'
  My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
  What I wear evokes derision

They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
  ~ I taste turmeric on asparagus



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Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The 
Fifth Dimension' in 1969.

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny

Limerick In Paradise

If I were a fly on their wall. 
And heard about Adam’s big fall.
I’d say “God please try me.
I’ll do better than he
If I weren’t so unfairly small”.




For Michael's Fly on the Wall limerick contest  won # 4

Poem Details | by Robin Davis |
Categories: funny, vacation,

Problems In Paradise

A vacation on an island
Had me all shook up and cryin'
I was supposed to surf on top
Of waves but all I did was plop
On my front side really hard
Leaving it all red and scarred
Now I can't wear my bikini
Waves of terror were a meanie
My nice figure is now covered
As I lay on the beach hovered
By hot sun making me sweat
I can not even get wet
Because I look like an apple slice
Half of me red, the other white

Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, husband, wife,

Trouble In Paradise

I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Either Heaven Or Paradise

Is heaven same place they call paradise?
Whatever you want always will suffice
While angels fly around and soon scatter
Saw me raising hell releasing my bladder.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran

Poem Details | by Keorie Mcmillan |
Categories: abuse, africa, caregiving, chocolate, funny love, garden, paradise,

Not Worth Explaining

I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies

at first I seen the worm in the apple
So I didn’t appreciate you when I had you
Now I’m decreasing my value
Women see I trashed gold
Now all the kids that thrift
gain opportunities to double bag
a queen in plain clothes

Every 6 months I change phones

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, paradise, places,

Saturday Crowds



    Why go nuts in a Saturday crunch?
    Many stores now open 24/7, you see?
    Packed stores, like monkeys on tall trees.
    Me, home with tea and a zesty lunch.



    August 10, 2019
    10:30am PST




NOTICE: this was listed originally as a limerick. A kind poet said it was not.
I had used another source that indicated a limerick could be four lines only. 
I don't know anymore. So changing it to a rhyme. If you know about four  
line limerick, .please Soupmail, me? Thanks.

Poem Details | by Ingrid Showalter Swift |
Categories: anger, food, hilarious, paradise,

Hell At the Paradise Pizza Shoppe

All hell broke loose,  when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: health, humor, integrity, passion, psychological, senses, sensual,

Paradise Connections

The pursuit of erotic
exotic climaxing paradise
is not neurotic
about biological perfection

And almost entirely resilient
and resonant impressions
through sensory neurological connections:

Feeling touch
Smelling taste
Sighting sound
******** directions,
cooperative indiscretions.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle, smile,

A Vision of Paradise

       Of all the things upon this earth
          I’d never want to be a horse
       ‘Cos first of all, how DO they sleep
          when standing on their hooves, of course

        Another creature I would shun
           is lazy, smelly, weighs a ton
        Flies buzz an inch from her dull eyes
           You guessed a cow? ~ ‘twas no surprise

        And finally, to top things off
           I never want to be a chimp
         I need respect, I’m not a clown
           na-NA, na-NA, na-NA na-Na
           
         So, if you smile when I sit down ~
           I’ll turn my wrong end upside down



                ~ Iambic Tetrameter ~

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: bird, food, giggle,

Parakeet's Paradise

Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
     Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet

   Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak      
     for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet

Poem Details | by Abdul Malik |
Categories: humor,

Fool's Paradise

It is easy to dwell in happy places,

When two wise men meet—
	They wrangle contentedly
	over the ways of the world;
When two fools huddle together—
	They concur on almost everything. 



~Contest: Bitesize Poem#54
~Sponsor: Line Gauthier.

Poem Details | by Mike Gentile |
Categories: fun, girl, humanity, humorous, identity, language, lust, men, paradise, passion, people, silly, uplifting, woman, women, words,

Rubberneckin' Double D's

Rubberneckin’ Double D’s
         Some men seem to live for these
Pack a rack and watch the eyes
                    Summing up a super size 

Curvy cutie’s leggy lank
                 Shoring up a well built tank
Catches glances everywhere 
        Take a seat and watch them stare

Rubberneckin’ Double D’s
             Such a gift that aims to please
Silly boys, now don’t you know
         One is more than what’s on show

Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: humor, paradise, passion,

Resetting privacy settings

The human history unfolding,
Adam eyed an apple so tempting,
He asked innocent Eve
A helping hand to give--
Let’s reset our privacy setting.
_________________________  
Tongue-in-cheek |08.09.2024| Humour

Poet’s note:  Adam and Eve were enjoying their bliss of innocence in Eden Garden, and Adam eyed an apple. We all know what happened. That was the first time Adam and Eve changed their privacy settings. The first was the fig leaf and found far too brief. Today, what with internet hackers and crooks all around, changing privacy settings has become common.    


Poem Details | by Josh Hicks |
Categories: confidence, crazy, freedom, fun, funny, paradise, passion,

My Balls

My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle of wine and dine
They're smooth as eggs and they shine just made that way by god's design
Once they're whipped out it's impossible to decline you'll be drooling at the mouth saying "they're mine" as you feel an excited tingling sensation down your spine