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Poem Details | by Seosamh De Burca |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

The Oxymoron

The Oxymoron

Dark light flood - seeped the small room,
Music droned loud with a dull sharpness.
As people stood and danced alone together,
Violent sways of percussion brushed my ear
A teenage adult smiled grimly as courage fled,
When I, dared to ask the girl woman to dance.
I stood shuffling in brave fear like the living dead,
A serious joke that I hoped no one laughed at. 
Her smile frowned as she moved in an irregular pattern,
I made my forward retreat to the other side of the room
And watched her then in the now deafening silence, 
With such sweet sorrow, as she danced with another.

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: confusion, funny, imagination, satire, teen

Oxymoron Newsflash:

"EARLY TONIGHT, according to HEAR SAY, things got PRETTY UGLY when a SINGLE GROUP of HELLS
ANGELS became SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE to control during an ALL OUT MINOR CATASTROPHE at the
MICROSOFT WORKS sponsored MEXI-CALI JUMBO SHRIMP Festival“.


(in a strange way, this type of wishy-washy lingo reminds me of our lovely National news)


Poem Details | by Effie Blake |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, people, philosophy,

15 Minutes of Quatrain Fame Oxymoron

no matter how many
media are used
just a few will know
what's unique about you.