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Poem Details | by
Jared Pickett |
Categories:
funny
My Pit-Bull puppy, five months old, Sir Scoobs
looks at me crazy, arches and poops.
His tail tucks he runs,
he new what time it was,
after a juke, I could not subdue...
Jared Pickett
4/13/2011
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Poem Details | by
William Krichbaum |
Categories:
humor,
Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.
Poem Details | by
Natasha L Scragg |
Categories:
funny love,
Hey there! Howdy, me ol' mate, my pal!
I'm out, lookin' to get me a gal.
With my giant lasso
I'll impress her, whoo hoo!
An' boy I sure do hope she's called Val!
Written 30th April 2022
For the High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Poem Details | by
Christopher Bunton |
Categories:
funny, humor, love, sweet,
Ol’ Suzy
Remember ol’ Suzy Jackson?
That girl was a boat load of fun.
Kissing behind the shed,
till our faces were red,
and we knew we had found the one.
I thought I’d lost her when she moved;
leaving my love for her unproved.
But, I found her again;
and I asked for her hand.
Now my lonely heart has been soothed.
for the Whisper Sweet Nothings contest. 11/17/2017
Poem Details | by
Brandlynn Young |
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
While cleaning my house one night,
I heard a noise outside real clear.
I looked out the door and to my surprise
Ol’ Wes, ol’ Craig, and Rocky was there
These little varmints, are varmints indeed,
Three pesky little coons.
They live to investigate what’s on my porch
Those silly, silly goons.
I shooed them away by stomping my foot
But they sat there and looked at me.
Those crazy coons went and made me mad
That was Wes and Craig and Rocky
One of these days, I’ll have revenge
Revenge on these coons, you see.
I’ll get so I can outsmart them
And they won’t outsmart me!
Poem Details | by
Pawlu Pascarawlu |
Categories:
funny
It's four in the evening, I'm lying in bed,
yesterdays drinking has rendered me dead
Crawl out my coffin, better slap on some gel
demonic follicles risen from hell.
Use the toilet, hold on tight,
really regretting that curry last night.
Clipping the claws that protrude from my feet,
they contain calcium and not bad to eat.
Put on my briefs, but something feels wrong,
I don't recall ever owning a thong.
Theres a knock at the door, I'm going out with the men,
and tomorrow I'll do it all over again.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
As a child I would tremble and shudder with fright
Praying Please Lord not Aunt Beas's Marmalade tonight
Always slick, slimy and hard
Made of lime peels and used lard
I was still glad it wasn't Ol' Tom's Maramite
11/29/22
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
fish, funny, nonsense, silly, uplifting,
eye see you so the blind man said
as in each hand he held a fishy head
their steely eyes were icy cold and dead
his wit it seems barely hanging by a thread
in a flash he ran home, lightning-fast he fled
soon overtaken by the smell of gingerbread
he ate a hundred cookies till he was fully fed
and off he rolled and finally found his bed
AP: 2nd place 2022
Posted on June 18,2022
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humorous,
A old doctor hailed from backwoods Kentucky
We all went to Doc Jim when we felt yucky
He gave us some pills,
That cured up our ills
Weren't we country folk exceedingly lucky?
November 8, 2021
Poem Details | by
Lu Loo |
Categories:
humorous,
Ol’ Ms. Tupp was no longer a pup,
she couldn’t even drink from a darn cup.
She’s older than many,
tripped, fell on her fanny,
“HELP, I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!”
syllable count 9-9-6-6-9
April 23, 2018
Poem Details | by
Susan Duplechin |
Categories:
adventure, animals, food, children, funny, imagination, life,
The ol master was fast asleep
In his bedroom,a little mouse creeped
He stood on the floor by the masters bed
And made his request
Please ol master
Leave out a chunk of cheese
And i won't gnaw on your sleeve
One day i'll grow into a big rat
Please ol master
Lock up your cat
Poem Details | by
Susan Duplechin |
Categories:
animals, childhood, devotion, food, children, funny, imagination,
Ol master,i'm your cat
That's what i'm here for,i'll take care of that
I'll watch closely
He won't gnaw on your sleeve
And forget about leaving out a chunk of cheese
I promise ol master
He won't grow into a rat
Because i'm right here,i'll see to that
So forget about locking up your cat
I'ii catch that rat
Poem Details | by
James Marshall Goff |
Categories:
funny
only echoes long dead
can be heard tonight,
not candy, nor music
can still the fright!
your friends you hold close
and never let go
or you might be next
to join 'Ol Ben Boe!
across the seas
above the stars
answers we seek
from far away Mars!
so,
if by chance
you live 'till tomorrow
your life long-lived
and true
thank 'Ol Ben Boe
I waved to him
standing
next
to
you!
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humor,
Ol’ John Brown sang a pitiful tune
He went to his reward all too soon
Fought for a good cause
Without undue pause
And they strung him up at half-past noon.
written January 16, 2022