Humorous and funny Ninette poems and/or funny poems about Ninette. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ninette funny poems!
Written by
Moon Flower
Categories:
cat, kids, funny, pets,
Kids Like a Funny Ninette
The
boys are
conversing
about a missing
cat that prompted them
to exchange some
thoughts on how
to find
such
John
tells Paul
that maybe
on the next day
it will just come home
he consciously
acted like
a lulled
Paul
“Look,
he’s lost,
so he can’t”
said Paul,“I’ll help
you put Lost Cat notes”
John said,“no, won’t
work since he
can’t read,
see”?
04/21/16
For the "Funny Kids Poem" contest
1st placer in a contest
given by Carol Eastman
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, image, myth,
Not a Musician
A
Dragon
Cannot play
Harmonica
Trying one melted
His own mouth harp
To liquid
Metal
Pool.
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
fun, humorous, summer,
Dear Summer
Dear
Summer,
could you please
turn down the heat?
Triple digits are
just too hot to
enjoy the
summer
fun.
6/29/21
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
feelings, humorous, people,
Just Say No
small
favors
can become
tedious chores
which drain energy
consuming time
and money
headache
large
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Written June 28, 2021
submitted to "Say It In Nine" poetry contest
sponsored by Joseph May
[syllables checked by HMS]
Written by
Karam Misra
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Everything Rocks
I
love to
sip whiskey
on the rocks and
hang out with the jocks
wife hates this all
marriage is
on the
rocks
~30 Jul 2016~
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, humorous, myth,
A Dragon Never Smokes
You
Will not
See dragons
Smoking any
Cigarettes; they can
Incinerate
One just by
Lighting
It.
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
dedication, humor, work,
Third Shift
Work
begins
at sunset;
Life on third shift
midnight’s my mid day;
Black out curtains
at sunrise,
catching
sleep.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
allusion, humor, irony,
Gulliver's Renown
Tiny
villagers
inhabited
Lilliput Island.
Gulliver unaware
found himself tied down
became renown
for being
obese.
written July 4, 2021
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
body, celebration, feelings, giggle, people, places,
Dull
Dull
as a
board meeting
until he growled
“Who ripped out the fart?”
and then the room
exploded
in zany
laughs