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Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, native american
Irate Indian!
Indian say white man speak with forked' tongue
He took land kill buffalo and my young
Great Spirit hear entreaty
White man disregards treaty
Me think he talk heap of buffalo dung
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Entry for PDs "Indian Giver" Contest
Written by
Daniel Cwiak
Categories:
funny, imagination, native american
The Indian Giver
There was a fella I knew who worked with hammer and chisel
Made carvings in wood that could make your eyes sizzle.
One day he brought a carving to the store
Where they sell tobacco, cigarettes, cigars, and more...
And there it stands beckoning, even in a drizzle.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, history, imagination, native american, places, seasons, visionary
Whats Cooking
mojave desert
one hundred and one in shade
can cook egg on rock
Written by
Courtney Courtney
Categories:
adventure, art, brother, education, father, fear, funny, imagination, life, native american, passion, peace, people, religion, sad, school, science, travel, tribute, war,
My Big Brother Is Watching You Too
"My Big Brother" up and down the street
He could be anyone you meet
Spying on you from the street
Looking in from every beat
"My Big Brother" isn't that sweet
"My Big Brother" and I don't know why
Casting in from above the sky
"My Big Brother" the commie spy
Listening in do or die
Bringing his book in
Taught within
My Big Brother, 1-800-LET-US IN
Caught with paper and a pen
All because, "My Big Brother" let himself in
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, cowboy-western, dedication, education, family, fantasy, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, native american, peace, people, places, uplifting, visionary, war
How the West Was Won
< O ye how the west has gone won
now wipe those trails of tears my son
dance the ring of fire for fun
speak and learn native ways
learn not to speak with riffles gun
rustle bacon beans Hey !
Written By Katherine Stella 7/3/11
Entry For Dr Ram's
Rime Couee's Contest
G.L. All
Written by
Scribbler Of Verses
Categories:
home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, native american, on work and working, on writing and words, parody, passion, people, philosophy, relationship, romance, romantic,
Unashamed Self-Promotion
:-)
Greetings, good and kind fellow Soup-ers!
'Tis wonderful, I say,
to be a Soup-er, so if I may,
I humbly request you to lay down your pen dipped in fine ink,
and visit my blog which can be found at the following link:
http://afzalmoolla.wordpress.com/
Now if this blatant self-promoting of mine seems rude,
I ask for your generous forgiveness, dear fellow Soup-er,
And wish you a day, that is peaceful, kind, and just plain super!
So cheers from the scribbler for now,
and as I take leave, my fellow Soup-ers,
I, in courtesy, to you all, do bow!
:-)
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
humor, native american, natural disasters, nature, rain,
Rain Dance
Rain dance, rain dance, clothed or bare
It makes no difference what you wear
If you need rain, do not despair
A little rain dance here or there
But please be careful if you do
And don’t be carried away
You might wind up in a canoe
And have a lousy day
Written by
Isaiah Zerbst
Categories:
adventure, funny, native american,
A David For David
A David for David (For the contest by that name.) First Place Entry.
Once the legend Davy Crocket
Put a turkey in his pocket
And it gobbled till the Shawnee found him there
Then he said, "Oh what misfortune
I am not prepared for torchin'
And I wish to keep for longer yet my hair."
So he pulled that turkey outen
And it gobbled of a poutin'
And the Shawnee hauled it off to feed their camp
Poor ole' Davy was escapin'
So he ate instead a capon
And his forehead never did get quite as damp
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, military, native american,
Custer's Final Muster
There once lived a general named Custer,
Well-known for his arrogance and bluster.
He met his Waterloo,
By bands of wrathful Sioux.
Could be said this was his final muster!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
allegory, funny, history, native american, social,
Geronimo
Me, me, Geonimo...
Don't know what way...
White man go...
Smoke'em signals...
Smoke'em pipe....
You run us off,
You kill squaw wife,
Steal our land,
Kill great Buffalo for fun,
We gott'em little chance,
Arrow against gun
Some day we get
Revenge real good,
Mak'em casino
In our hood....
You los'em shirt,
You los'em wife,
You los'em bet
Who win in this life.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, native american,
Chief Randy Moose
His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose
Since with young maidens he played fast and loose
He was very prolific
His stamina terrific
He enlarged his tribe with many papoose
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, native american, war,
Custer's Last Bluster
What did Custer bluster as he saw the Indians rushin' up the valley?
"HERE COME THE INDIANS, BOYS! AIN'T NO TIME TO DALLY"!
Custer's brave troopers fought with all the force they could muster,
But the Indians won the day thereby makin' a widder of Missus Custer!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
beauty, giggle, girl, health, native american, relationship, river,
Hoo Noo
I met a girl in Cibecue
Who did not quite know what to do
Then down by the river
She turned Indian-giver
And I ended up with the flu
Written by
Darlene Smith
Categories:
anxiety, grandmother, humor, mythology, native american, nature, tribute,
Granny's Tonic
Oh the daily news got to her
But; she couldn't turn away
It was like watching a train wreck
Though it made her nerves so frayed
Each night she turned the tv on
And her head began to pound
Politics, crime, and taxes
Made her feel like coming unwound
Anxiety kept her up at night
This old world is such a mess
She decided that she must do something
To cure herself of stress
A cup of tea is what she needed
So she headed to Cumberland Gap
In search of the wild blue flower
The Cherokee Skullcap
Now she still watches the news each day
And laughs a bit at the moronic
For it no longer drives her mad
Thanks to her Appalachian tonic
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, allegory, confusion, fantasy, funny, native american, parody,
Somebody Forgot To Train My Wagontrain!
Damn arrows are flyin'
We're circled and taut,
Got shotguns and six shooters,
You should see how we fought!
They burned sixteen wagons,
Took fifty-odd scalps,
Abducted all our women,
And two of our Ralphs...
Why did they take
Those weary old men?
Maybe they're gay,
Or just had a yen
To burn a few white men
The Ralphs were whiter than most...
But, I supposed by now,
They're merely Ralph-toast!
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
america, humorous, native american,
Geronimo - a Cunning Escape
Those cowboys chased him ’cross the land
What a shame they hadn't planned
The man accused of rape and pillage
Made it to a distant village
Leather boots effecting entry
Every shack discovered empty
Save for one where ‘mum’ was cooking
Cowboys moved on, elsewhere looking
Who could know Geronimo
Would ever wear a kimono
And stand there cooking chicken dippers
Wearing bright pink fluffy slippers
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
conflict, fantasy, humor, murder, native american,
Cowboys and Indians 2023
The cowboys always won
The Indians always lost
I yearned to see a cowboy
with an arrow through his chest
But then I read a story 'bout
a cowboy who'd been scalped
Promised to myself, I said
Now I'd see a red man dead
Put on two toy store holsters
Courage blazing from their guns
Bagged me the bony remnants
Of a graveyard skeleton
Blood-curdling Scene ~
Happy Halloween!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, environment, humor, moon, native american, nature,
July Buck Moon
buddin’
nubbin