Humorous and funny Name poems and/or funny poems about Name. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Name funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, inspirational,
What's In a Name
We boarded a flight to Hong Kong
Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong
I’d a smile on my face
As his flying was ace -
His parents sure got his name wrong!
09 04 17
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, irony, work,
what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning
A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk
Work colleagues all know him as Billy
His parents name choice, was so silly
He's named William Anchor
It fills him with rancour
He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
What a Name
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
How Wounded Thunder Earned His Name
You stand on "Wounded Thunder's” hallowed ground.
He boomed such boastful tales that fearless chief!
There was no brave as clever to be found
until he met the source of all his grief.
There came a one who all his tricks would tell,
and this is where he made his greatest blunder.
The minx so bold who knew him all too well
he married, . . . . and her name was "Stealing Thunder."
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, humorous,
Name and Shame
Got married, my surname’s now Cotton,
Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten,
We called her ‘ Polly Esther’
(I’m considered a jester)
My family thought we were rotten!
11/06/20
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
age, humor, memory,
I'Ll Never Forget What's His Name
It would seem
That age should
Soften and feather
Our memories
Smooth off the edges
Make them user friendly.
As I get older
As in being “old”
Longer than most are “old”
I still stumble on
Old discarded lies
Prick myself with
Shattered dreams
Burn myself by touching
Still too hot …you know
Secrets….angers…angst
There are still a few
I’d like to go back and….
Well, should’a done it then.
I believe it is a curse
One I must endure
Until “death do I part”
For I learned years ago
MEMORIES
ARE THE ONE THING
WE NEVER FORGET
Written by
Beatrice Boyle
Categories:
funny,
Vanity, Thy Name Is Woman
Vanity…Thy Name Is Woman!
My house is on fire
What shall I do
I’ve seconds to decide
My choices are few
Shall I grab my money
My precious jewels
Or my brand new furry
Bedside mules?
This smoke is deadly
I can hardly breathe
I make a mental list
Of what to bequeath
But live or die
I’ll wear my designer dress
I’ve got to look great
For all the press!
Copyright2012 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)
For Kristen Bruni's Last Chance Poetry Contest
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
art, funny, happiness, inspirational, life, on work and working, passion, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,
Changed My Underwear,------- and My Name
I
change my name
like
underwear...
fairly often, I suppose
I
change my clothes
like
area codes
and Imma' damn gypsy, ya' see
I
keep it fresh ta' death
nada
speck of blood
or
ketchup on my attire
I
got more rhymes
than I got grey hairs
and
that's an effing lot
because i got my share
I
digg a
hot-fire piece of passionate verse
those are
indeed
rare to find
YET...
if only poets would
unleash the fury
instead of
holding back
what's really
on their mind...
I must say...
the library,
the internet,
the etc. etc...
would be a less stinky place...
AND, maybe
I'd keep my name, and sever ties with
underwear's elastic,
and just go
APE-Spit Spastic!~
Written by
Keith O.J. Hunt
Categories:
humor, metaphor, romantic,
Her Name Was Chamomile
Her name was Chamomile.....
she filled my heart ablaze,
one lazy-October day,
batting those eyes ---
such guile!
A poor, romantic little thing,
hopeless to begging love,
sick with gorgeous news ---
her hero (would he flew)
'ere her aching heart,
explode a thousand pleas
for her sensuous sylph-self
The men were dogs for her,
back in the day;
her hair smelled of Chamomile....
her eyes teased with Chamomile....
her lips, red and wanting,
her crimson-spiced kiss....
But she be only mine,
as she oozed down my throat....
Written by
Shanity Rain
Categories:
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
Shanity Rain
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny,
The Pub With a Fishy Name
There is a pub in the Midlands
Which goes by a fishy name.
Be careful what you say in there.
Or you won't be let in again.
It won't be swearing that'll get you barred
Or the starting of a fight
But suggestions to improve the beer.
Or compliments when it's right.
So when next in Leicester
Try a friendly pub instead
The place many recommend
Is the good old Kings Head.
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny, new year,
New Name Year .
H e was always the saintly , quiet one
A and everyone knew his name .
P etula Francis Xaviar
P uts Johnny Cash's Sue to shame .
Y et , he always held his dignity
N o matter , who would provoke
E specially , his crazy sister
W alter Benedict , who he'd gladly choke .
Y es , it was time for big decisions
E specially for twenty ten
A nd sissy names , particularly , ain't for real men ;( so he is now )
R egina , Catie , Seanie , Carol Poetry , the Pen ..
Inspired for Carol's Happy New Year contest and "dared "to write and present this , by Catie .
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, jobs, word play,
Name Fame Bawdy - For Mike Gentile
A newbie has just hit the scene
She’s sassy, and sings like a dream
Her name kinda rocks
She’s called Fonda Cox
It’s perfect cos she’s a drag queen!
Thanks to Mike Gentile for his comment on my Poem of the Year poem, which has inspired me to write this one
05/17/22
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
What Is In a Name
There once was a man with the last name Butts
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut
Not an original idea...
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
I Reach Out For You When You Call My Name
I lie in bed dreaming sweet dreams
Smooth sheets caress my body
Curled up with the one I love
You gently call my name
Whispering sweet nothings in my ear
Singing me the sweetest song
I turn over and I reach out for you
Don’t you just hate it when the radio alarm clock goes off?
Jan Allison
22nd August 2014
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
Up To Their Name
Randy likes all the girls
Curly Sue has lots of curls
Les just could not be much more
Mary's had husbands galore
Lief lives up in a tree
Rick has stacks of wood to see
Rock always lays on a hill
Woody loves a blue pill
Bob's up and down the street
Neil can't stand up on his feet
Taylor sews clothes all day
Doug makes holes for pay
Chance would bet his last quarter
Eileen has one leg shorter
What do they all have the same?
They all live up to their name!
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
Name Shock
The service conducted by the Reverend Bailey,
Irene Paula Lee married Jonathon Daley,
Now thee months since that day has passed,
Things going smoothly, nothing aghast,
Until a letter came addressed to, I. P. Daley
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor,
Ultimate Name Drop
When it comes to name dropping, my lord!
You can’t go much higher than Gawd
Though I have to say
We don’t speak every day
He calls me when He’s feeling bored
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
John Lawless - For What's In a Name Contest
He worked for the wages of sin
knowing his chances were slim
surname of Lawless
tree on his shield crest
taut rope hanging over stout limb
John G. Lawless
11/21/2015
submitted to – What’s in your name – poetry contest
sponsor – C.T.
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
cute, humor, nonsense, rose,
My Name Is Rose
There was a young lady named Rose
she thought she was cute I suppose
to honor her name
and gather some fame
she wore one stuck right through her nose.
October 13, 2016
Contest: Put Your Best (ONE) Limerick Forward
(Be Like Rico Leffanta)
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Charles Reese
Categories:
humorous,
Name This Meal
Now ever body knows
That a meal ate between
Breakfast and lunch is brunch
But can you name this meal
What do you call a meal
between lunch and dinner
What is its name do tell
Maybe lunner, or linner
What if you're country
They've dinner and supper
So what would they call it
Dupper maybe dipper
Now I'm a bit confused
After all I know not
What this meals name is called
Do you, what has been taught
Name that meal if you get a chance
Then tell me what it is called
For if this meal has no name
I would be so appalled
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero, longing,
Her Name Was Luna
HER NAME WAS LUNA
They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
funny,
Seaman Name Seamour
There once was a seaman named Seymour
Who dived thirty feet down the ocean floor
When he spotted a great white shark
He swam up to the top like a rocket spark
And left the sea for the mountains of Lenoir
ring size 8.5
azure color
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
cat, humorous, word play,
What's In a Name - Word Play Warning
My auntie whose name is Selene
Will say things I deem are obscene
She tripped over her cat
and exclaimed 'cooking fat!' -
My toddler had witnessed this scene
He said ‘Mummy can we get a cat’
I’ll play with it on our door mat
Oh mummy I’m smitten
can I have a kitten
I’ll christen my cat ‘cooking fat’
I said sorry we can’t have a cat
We live in a tower block flat
I’ll buy you a new toy
As you’ve been a good boy
(I’m adept as a diplomat!)
For my sweet friend BB xx
07/29/21
Written by
Richard Pickett
Categories:
funny,
Soup Name
Richard Pickett's the name
and writings the game,
all my friends I sure love to raz,
But here on the soup, I'll give you the scoop,
I'm the guy, with the nickname , The Taz......