Humorous and funny Mystery poems and/or funny poems about Mystery. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mystery funny poems!
Written by
Izzy Gumbo
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, friendship, funny, history, mystery
Imagination
I have a wandering mind
my lines as I draw them
over the grid as I steer them
through intersections
I veer them
perspectives I see
when I peer them...
detecting truth
in the dots as I hear them
A gentle Awe
the sound of pause
soft claw.ing sings from my pen
when the lines are drawn
and my mind goes wandering...
About U
Imagination.
My artful perception.
56 signed.The Declaration...
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
funny, mystery, people, eve,
Adam and Eve and the Fig Leaves
Here's something I have been wondering
For so very long
If Adam and Eve wore only figs leaves
How did they keep them on
It couldn't have been a rubber band
And certainly not super glue
I just really have no idea
Do you have a clue
What did they do in the winter
When fig trees are bare
One leaf wouldn't last all year
I think there's a mystery there
If only Eve hadn't eaten that apple
If only Adam hadn't taken a bite
I wouldn't be trying to solve this
And I'd sleep better at night
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
conflict, french, history, humorous, mystery, poetry
Waterloo Clerihew 23-Skidoo
Waterloo Clerihew 23-Skidoo
Napoleon Bonaparte
1769 Corsica is where he got his start
One of the greatest commanders in history
His manner of death a 200-year-old mystery
Napoleon played it close to the vest
With his armies he was always the best
But 'twas nothing he could do
When he met his Waterloo
Lived his last few years under house arrest
Napoleon drank the water and headed for the loo
He did nothing different than you or I could ever do
Be kind to your skin and protect your bone-a-parts
Remember that's where good hygiene starts!
Written by
Sarah Jones
Categories:
angst, funny, imagination, mystery, philosophy,
The Toilet Dream Speaks the Truth
I had a dream
Where all my clothes
Were in my toilet bowl
Clogging it.
Apparently this means that
I am drenched in emotions
Which need to be released
And expressed,
So I wrote
This poem.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, funny, mystery, parody, science fiction,
The Saucers Have Arrived!!!
they're here!
the saucers I've waited for...
It's hard to believe...
we've waited so long!
with a sense of wonder,
and a sense of joy...
at their arrival....
oh boy!...oh boy!...
yes, this seems to be
a red-letter day..
I'm left with only...
one more thing to say...
when, just when,
will we wait,
till kittens turn to pups,?
do you think I might expect...
to get the matching cups!...
.
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
art, crazy, humor, humorous, mystery,
In Search of the Mind
(This poem was published in Every Day Poets. Enjoy the read!!!!)
“You have lost your mind!”
they told him. His eccentricities
surpassed the boundaries
they regarded as
normal.
Determined to get his mind back,
he searched forest, roadside,
bridge, cemetery….everywhere he remembered
visiting; wondering whether his mind existed or not,
because he had memories.
By: Teddy Kimathi
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
child, children, cute, humor, innocence, kid
The Wrinkle Mystery
Written on 9/26/2022
Updated on 9/27/2022
by Gail DeBole
The young boy was watching his mom
Straighten sheets on his bed with her palms.
He began scratching his head
Looked at the floor and his bed
And seemed to be mildly alarmed.
The young boy who was not quite four,
Said, “The wrinkles are not on the floor.
It did not take long
For them to be gone,
But why did they not fall to the floor?"
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, identity, imagery, mystery, nature, symbolism
Love Nuts
When coco de mer trees were found
Their nuts had most people enthralled
They all thought they looked erotic
So "Love Nuts" is what they were called
Still unknown how they reproduce
Explained in some of the wild tales
On stormy nights, the female trees
Are approached by uprooted males!
Viewing this mating process though
Would cause you to die or go blind
Seek not shelter under male trees
They might come at you from behind!
Written by
Charles Sides
Categories:
funny, mystery,
Charlie Chaplin - Clerihew
Charlie Chaplin’s his name
“Slap stick” brought him fame
Chuckled when I watch his flick
But never saw him “slap a stick”
Written by
May Fenn
Categories:
anniversary, children, humorous, kindergarten, mystery, preschool
Mystery Solved
I saw a little button,
It was lying on the floor,
I wondered who had lost it
And looked around for more.
It hadn’t come from Donna
Or from Stuart’s nice new shirt,
And it wasn’t Kelly’s button
That was lying in the dirt.
I couldn’t find who lost it
I had a worried frown.
But now I know the answer,
My trousers just fell down.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, business, funny, health, imagination, mystery
Voldemort, By Contrast, Was Vanquished Easily
Changed climate is not a surprise
With drilling for gas on the rise
Where can life forms hide
From carbon dioxide
And methane let loose in the skies?
Neo-druids auger gas wells
And add fluids with sulfurous smells!
Are poisons they've tapped
With their magic wands trapped
Evermore by sorcerous spells?
Votes and news seem not relevant
The unrelenting elephant
In all our best rooms
Is fossil fuel's fumes
And toxins we can't circumvent
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
angst, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Missing Sock Mystery Solution
One of the biggest mystery's
Known to man that makes no sense to me
Is why when washing a pair of socks
You can only ever find one
The solution don't buy just two socks but three
One for the sock fairy and a pair for us
End of the mystery.
Case closed mystery solved.
Peter Dome.copyright.2014.July.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Andrew Rymill
Categories:
art, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, mystery
Poem Pinata
Please strike
the piñata
i have made for you
out of the stripes of paper
and the glue,
In the midnight hour
i have labored long
on this plump pig
of collaged letters.
with corrugated metaphors
Sightless Find the weakest point.
let that guide
your hand
the transparent rose
cellophane
wrapped candy
shall flow
in libation of sound
pour down
like a quirky rainstorm
bouncing
like silver
coins
on the sidewalk
of your mind.
Written by
C.L. Baker
Categories:
angst, funny, humorous, mystery,
The Sock
I saw it there in the road: A sock!
How, thought I, had it come there to be?
Did it endeavor to escape a foot?
Discarded and black as the blackest soot.
Yet now it's found to be in front of me?
This will not do; This never knowing.
Investigation! I must insist.
Immediately my day has to stop.
Following this crumb that had come to drop
I halted the traffic who were now pissed.
Approach did I, all the horns ablaze.
Undeterred, I cried out "No never!"
But soon felt I anything but smitten
To retrieve not a sock but a mitten.
Another disaster altogether.
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, confusion, fantasy, funny, imagination, mystery
Virginia—set Mothman Free!
Mothman ate your clothes?
No way; too big for dressers
—mus’be his baby cuz!
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
funny, mystery, self,
A Mystery
Like smoke, the years accrue and vanish
Still, I am a mystery unto myself!
~*~
3/'13
Written by
Perry Mcdaid
Categories:
childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth
Discovery
Finger
of hungry child
finds unsavoury fare
in mysterious crevice of
nostril.
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary
Big Little Oxymoronic Foot
Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
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Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, inspirational, mystery, nature
Play Misty For Me
clouds abotomy
cut with a sheer percission
play misty for me
Written by
Wandering Butterfly
Categories:
childhood, funny, imagination, mystery
Anagram- - Batman Alder Rim
Secret Identity, covered face
and my thoughts begin to drain
I wander who the real Batman is
Is his name really Bruce Wayne?
His real ID kept secret
So we should recieve
All possibilities of who he could be,
Including ones we don't perceive
So now we have a Mystery
Let's put Batman on a brim
Bruce Wayne is his "secret secret" ID
Batman, for real, is Alder Rim
~*Miranda Lambert*~
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, mystery,
Candy Lips
She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen
Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
humorous, mystery, nature, summer, wind,
Haiku 41
sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, magic, mystery,
Magic Beans
The old shop was dilapidated;
The entry sign was faded gray.
"Magic Beans", the old gypsy stated.
I was feeling gullible that day.
"What do these magic beans do?"
No instructions were included.
"They do what you need them to do."
A few dollars less, transaction concluded.
I walked home with my magic beans,
And left them forgotten in a drawer.
Nothing changed, of so it seems.
What ever did I buy them for?
Assuming the magic must be broken,
I soaked my beans, gave them a rinse.
Cooked them, spiced, served with bacon;
And forever after haven't farted since.
Mark Halliday 20150105
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words
Have You Ever Imagined a Girl Without Her Clothes On
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows