Humorous and funny Mountains poems and/or funny poems about Mountains. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mountains funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous,
Mountains
Her huge boobies he longed to discover -
Vast mountains, quite unlike any other
He undid her bra strap
She gave him a big slap
Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother!
Inspired by but not for mountains contest
07~11~16
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny, life
Retirement and the Mountains
Retirement in the Mountains
There once was an old mountain man.
He hunted and lived off the land.
He always felt fine.
When he danced in moonshine.
So he danced and imbibed like he planned.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 11, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Written by
Andy Craig
Categories:
animal, fun, humorous, imagination, mountains,
The Haggis and the Huntsman
The Haggis is an elusive wee beastie
with sweet tasting meat and two hearts
to defeat. To catch one and feast upon is
a well deserved treat.
Even the most skilled
huntsmen are lucky to catch a glimpse, as it
scurries so fast with its two hearts beating
fast.
Oh the Haggis indeed has a quick witted
heed. It evades all known traps leaving the
huntsman grasping at straws and enraged
through his flaws.
Up the mountain side north
peak the wee beastie retreats, to a den in the
clover once more its all over.
Written by
Peter Brooks
Categories:
games, humor, humorous, mountains, silly, solitude, sports,
Why I Am Not Interested In Climbing Mountains
I can't imagine any pleasure,
in being stuck,
at the end of a rope,
(no doubt in great discomfort),
up some gully in the cold,
in danger of being blown off,
with no obvious way of getting back
.
.
.
down.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places, work,
Sisyphus
Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, morning, mountains, sun,
Smart-Aleck Mountain Echo
I anticipated a campin' trip in the mountains a few days ago.
Ah, the splendor of the risin' sun while slurpin' a mug o' joe!
I greeted one morn with a hearty "HOWDY!", I was so engrossed!
Alas, my euphoria was shattered when the echo replied, "GIT LOST!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Your Breath Could Move Mountains
Your breath could move mountains
The Himalayas used to be in France
Are you pregnant my sweet young filly
Or is that a watermelon in your pants
I've seen better legs on an orangutang
Nothing personal don't take offence
Turn your head sideways for a moment
Wow! Your nose is quite immense
Now about the patchy hair on your face
Was that from some childhood disease
Your shoes must have to be specially made
Bet you can walk on the Sea of Galilee
Your eyes are like deep cesspools
Your lips remind me of a rubber dinghy
But aside from all these strange features
You're better looking than my friend Jimmy
© Jack Ellison 2014
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
blessing, crazy, fate, funny, mountains, surreal,
Animal Abuse
A top a mountain
Pointed above the clouds covered
In powdery snow
Himalaya sky
Hard to breathe must be to high
Hold on to the rope
I don't wanna fall
Cuz I might fall on the goat
What's funny bout that
Fell broke the goat's neck
1/3/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, mountains, sky,
Haiku Riddle Nightmare 2
Sky higher mountain
mountain higher bed of stone
Which way does wind blow?
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
creation, humor, light, mountains, sound, spiritual,
Sinai Experience
Trumpets blaring, lightning flashing
Mt. Sinai smoking, thunder crashing
Moses may have reached the highest of heights
Yet it looks like God rigged up the first strobe light
Written by
Robert Ronnow
Categories:
animal, earth, fairy, humor, mountains, nature, world,
It's a Bear
Bear’s certain
it’s a bear
alone with salmon
it’s a bear
on the mountain
it’s a bear
up a canyon
it’s a bear
eating berries
it’s a bear
sedated, carried
it’s a bear
answer, query
it’s a bear
clown or faery
it’s a bear
Written by
Heather Crismond
Categories:
december, endurance, funny, humor, humorous, irony, mountains,
December Rain
December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Missing the calm lullaby of Mother Earth
Song became a roar
Our poor tent could not withstand
Ill-timed wish granting
03/27/21
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Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, life,
Moving Mountains
I can move mountains. It may take a while...... my spoon is bent.