Humorous and funny Moon poems and/or funny poems about Moon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Moon funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
I See the Moon
dropping his trousers
‘full moon’ is on view to all …
too much alcohol
15th April 2015
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
The Moon In Astrology
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Written by
Wendy Watson
Categories:
funny, moon, success,
One Step Ahead
Neil Armstrong shot off to the moon
Strapped into a cosmic cocoon.
He came to renown
When one foot went down
Ahead of poor Buzz -what a boon!
But as they returned to home base,
Buzz had a big smile on his face.
For there on the sea
Of tranquility
He'd aced the first 'selfie' in space!
21/08/18
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Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
humor, moon,
The Moonlighter
When she said yes, he was "over the moon"
Though the orb was oddly missing that night
The couple should have seen this as a sign
That their marriage might not bring delight
At times, the man in the moon needs relief
He’s seen couples pledge ardor that’s sure to fade
But warnings the man is not free to give
So he takes vacations when he's dismayed
Once a month Earth’s moon takes another gig
Moonlighting in a far-off galaxy
The lunar eclipse only veils the truth
The man in the moon is an absentee
*For Kevin's Moon Contest
Written by
Jan Terry
Categories:
humorous,
House of the Crescent Moon
There is a house in my backyard
they call the 'Crescent Moon'.
I visit more than I would like
but, then no one's immune.
I've passed many an hour there,
pants below my knees.
The place is open day and night.
You can come whenever you please.
Just go in and have a seat;
You're welcome one and all.
Take a load off your feet
when nature makes that call.
So, don't be afraid to make a move.
You can even bring a friend;
Just in case, there's a double seat
and you'll be happy in the end.
Inspired by the humor of Jan Allison
Potty humor
Jan Terry
April 16, 2019
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, funny, silly, word play,
For Many a Moon
When the sun's out, it's sunny
When my nose runs, it's runny
So, why is having fun not always so funny?
I'd pondered this question for many a moon
When the answer hit me like a typhoon ~
It's the fault of him who did not turn having a ball into balloons
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, imagination,
My Balloon To the Moon
Aboard my hot air balloon
I rose above the crowds.
They receded far beneath me,
As I drifted through the clouds
Higher still, I went.
Up through the atmosphere,
Ascending through an azure sky,
The earth now disappeared.
I saw the sky was full of stars,
I gazed from my balloon.
Here I was, in outer space
And heading for the moon.
I peered through my telescope,
And focused it on Mars.
I'd briefly pay a visit,
Then head out to the stars.
I don't know when I'll return,
It probably won't be soon.
For I'm off to tour the universe,
In my hot air balloon.
Written by
Susan Mills
Categories:
happinesslight, light, moon,
Invitation To the Funny Faced Moon
As I sat in my living room
On my cozy big fluffy oarnge
sofa chair, sipping on a cup of
steaming chamomile tea, with
lemon, perched on a yellow porcelain
saucer, and while daydreaming out the
large bay window with chantilly lace
beige curtains... I viewed the funny face
full moon amongst a black curtain of night
time sky. Twinkles of light sparked my
thoughts to invite the light of the moon
inside my soul in order to transform my
spirite into nothing but kindness and compassion.
The moon accepted my invitation in exchange for
blessings and prayers.
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
8th grade, fantasy, funny, hyperbole, imagery, imagination, moon,
I Stole the Moon
On a clear night, I stole the moon
and placed it in a gold locket.
Acting like a wealthy tycoon,
I tucked it into my pocket.
I tried to impress all the girls
with my pretty shiny object.
And yet, unlike a string of pearls
a magical moon was suspect.
It wasn't long before I knew
that it looked better in the sky.
And so, I put it back like new
nonetheless, it was worth a try.
(Quatrain)
6/12/2018
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beauty, humor, moon, sky, star, uplifting,
The Full June Moon
You hang on a velvet black sky
Your beauty makes me want to sigh
Wearing a halo of stars
I bet you can see mars
The full June moon makes me want to cry
Date Written:6/5/2022
8 Place
howmanysyllables.com The Moon in June (Choose One of Five Forms) Poetry Contest
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Written by
The Grahamburglar
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child, parents,
Pink Sky At Night
I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.
2/21/16
*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, moon,
The Man In the Moon's Surprise
The man in the moon crooned such a tune
That the cow jumped over and mooned
But a methane gas
The bovine did pass
The man struck a match and kaboom!
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny,
Moon Pie
two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim
For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011
Written by
Nwando Obianyor
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
The Moon
The moon has a face like the clock in the hall,
She shines on thieves in the garden wall,
On streets and fields and harbour quays,
And birds asleep in the forks of trees.
The squalling cat and the squeaking mouse,
The howling dog by the door of the house.
The bat that lies in bed at noon,
All love to be out by the light of the moon.
But all of the things that belong to the day
Cuddle to sleep to be out of her way,
And flowers and children close their eyes
Till up in the morning the sun shall arise.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
halloween, humorous, moon,
Hidden Halloween Moon- For Contest
Moon lurks behind wispy clouds so high
Ogres, ghouls and ghosts creep side by side
Only peeping out when they’ve passed by
Now Halloween’s here she plans to hide
Quatrain and acrostic
Contest Halloween Moon
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Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Full Moon
Went with the kids to the zoo one hot June
Son said dad I want to see a baboon
But things got a bit gory
And there in all his glory
Was the baboon displaying a full moon..
Written 10th June 2022
The Moon in June (Choose One of Five Forms) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich.
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
autumn, cat, humorous, moon, night, september,
Ferris Wheel
ferris wheel
rising with the moon and stars
suddenly stops
but hey diddle diddle
almost jump over the moon
Written by
Mary Nagy
Categories:
adventure, childhood, funny, life, love, mother, space,
His Trip To the Moon Limerick
There once was a boy we called chase-face
he dreamed of reaching outer space.
With this dream in his heart
our family will part
and this boy we never could replace.
We all dreaded that day late in June
when we knew he would fly to the moon.
So a party we had
even though we were sad
as the countdown was scheduled for noon.
Chase couldn't get rid of the grin
or the drool that was right on his chin.
He was laughing so loud
while we stood watching proud.
His journey would finally begin.
The trip was a total success.
Of course, we expected no less.
We've done all we can.
He now is a man
and all that he sees he will bless.
Written by
G. Jay
Categories:
humor, men, moon, woman,
Moonlight Delight, Bananas and Apples
“P recise Aurora
A sea of fertility
S haring the lunar cow flown
S ince God only knows
U nknown the core could be cheese"
S urmised the Man in the moon
"P resently Luna
A sea of storms, clouds, showers
S haring that has become known
S upreme only knows
U nbeknown how much gold there be"
S poke the Lady in the moon
9/6/2017 Updated 5/14/2019
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
humor, moon, space,
Our Moon
The moon, our constant companion
Our faithful satellite
Always up there somewhere
Every single night
A wondrous, mystical land
It controls the ocean tide
I would love to visit there someday
That would be one hell of a ride
When mankind paid a visit
They saw a barren land
But they never explored what lies within
That’s still something we don’t understand
I believe that someone could live there
Maybe we will find out soon
Perhaps a wise and ancient race
Or simply just the man in the moon
But for now we’ll have to take it as given
That the moon is deserted I fear
And rather like this poem I just wrote
With little or no atmosphere.
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
Moon Picture
Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune
Written by
Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs
Categories:
humorous,
Blame It On the Moon
When the glow of night is shining bright
and you just can't seem to douse the light
Blame it on the moon.
When you start to gaze and fall into a haze
and find yourself caught up in amaze
Blame it on the moon.
When that warm sensation goes across your chest
and your feeling kinda anxious and just can't rest
and you just don't know what's wrong you feel
the need to go on a quest
Blame it on the moon.
Feelings run rampant through morning, night and noon
so when you get those feelings just
Blame it on the moon.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, food, funny, nature, prayer, spiritual, word play,
Behind a Vegan Moon
No one likes dead lettuce
It must be crisp and cool
And dousing wounds with vinegar
Is certainly not cruel!
For Vegans can not see
Why lettuce choose to be
On a different frequency
Than Donald Trump might be
A salad will pass away
Shivering with cold today
Disgusted Vegans will say,
"I never heard lettuce pray"
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
fantasy, funny, halloween, humorous, magic, moon, silly,
Witchy Whrrr
Written by Gail DeBole
on March 12, 2020
The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As she flew in the day
And zoomed on her broom to the moon.
No electric transport for her.
Her broom hid her in a blur.
So fast did she fly
In the blink of an eye
All you heard was a magical whrrrr.
Written by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
Categories:
funny, nature, visionary,
Admiring a Full Moon - Trochee
A full moon, she paraded
amongst subdued stars
A bright sun swooned then faded
admiring afar
How the sun's love grew brighter
His moon boldly smiled
Hanging full, she grew wider
her shape had beguiled