Humorous and funny Monoku poems and/or funny poems about Monoku. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Monoku funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anti bullying, conflict, how i feel, humorous, irony, words, writing,
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSEQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA IS A VERY LONG WORD
I have just discovered the real definition
of irony
The word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What a lengthy word to describe the fear of long
words - how ironic!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, cool, giggle, humor,
- of Similarities -
All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike
21.05-2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Deception
Please don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes – I'm not a blind sheep!
10th February 2015
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, light, poetry,
The Poet's Philosophy
i write metric verse therefore iamb.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, writing,
Because
I write because no one listens.
8/28/2022
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
animal, funny, social,
Big Foot and I
Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
appreciation, humor, poetess,
Mayhem's Mistress
Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!
1/13/21
'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May
Written by
Charlie Smith
Categories:
age, humorous,
Old Age
Imagination never diminishes with age;
on the contrary,
the loss of memory only enhances
the thoughts of what usta be...
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, silly,
Battle of the Sexes - One Liners
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith
Written by
John Hamilton
Categories:
humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,
Chivalry Is Not Dead
Chivalry is not dead...
Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!
John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Oops
Unplanned pregnancy...I guess it could be called a bit of a **** up!
7th April 2015
Written by
John Watt
Categories:
humor,
Rhyme and Pun Ishment
i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star are you Sirius?
John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name it's Miss Tirious
if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair i'd be furrious
when songwriters erase are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"?
[i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allegory, humor, perspective,
Winter Is Not Forever
winked tortoise to the snail ~ the hare was already springing past summer
Winter is not Forever Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: BJ Legros Kelley
Howmanysyllables 17
15/02/23
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, vanity,
Eyebrow Vanity
At times my eyebrows can be my own arch enemies
12-22-17
Written by
Sunita U.D Palawon
Categories:
confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,
Crazy Love
Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
age, health, humor,
Your Age Described
Your age may best be described
~ by the type of pills you are prescribed
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
humorous, life,
The Addiction
Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted to...living!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 April 2018
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
appreciation, humor, life, woman,
Meeting Mid Life
hello hot flashes goodbye mad dashes
December 20th, 2018
Written by
Darlene De Beaulieu
Categories:
humor,
Lets Have a Good Laugh
Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?
Written by
Joan C. Fingon
Categories:
humor, imagery, insect,
Fullfilled
a drunken honey bee staggers off a red juicy blossom
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
Empowered
My finger hovers over that little red button… should I press it?
10~09~16
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
Squawk Squawk
~ This Monoku was requested by a friend ~ based on a comment made ~
I found a good use for a switch of birch ~ preaching parrot on a perch
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,
Miranda Saying
While love is totally blind, the body behaves as voyeur in mind
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fun, humor, nature,
Mono Ku Ku
if Basho’s frog jumps
and no one hears the splash
katydids quarrel
does the sound
of one hand clapping
surprise the wind
cold mountain winds
an eerie sound of echoes
humming to themselves
a brown tinged cornfield
withers in the heat
as scarecrows weep
an empty birdfeeder
rattles in the breeze
a patient cat waits
city thunderstorm
awakened asphalt artist
oily painted rainbows
John G. Lawless
©5/31/20225
Written by
Bobby May
Categories:
humor,
The Village Idiot
To Quick To Speak To Dumb To Hear